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#52 Jun 12 2004 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
Some seriously cool humor! Keep it up!

I can soooooo see everything happen in anime style.

what more needs to be said? Friggin' hillarious!
#53 Jun 12 2004 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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hahah this is so awesome i luv it

when ffxi was down for the maintanence a bunch of my friends all went into the chat and made our names monsters it was so funny. thats what vol 5 reminded me of
#54 Jun 12 2004 at 11:36 PM Rating: Good
Reminds me of this post.

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10&mid=107419543741694815&num=13
#55 Jun 13 2004 at 12:30 AM Rating: Good
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Curses!

Coke + This Thread = Carbonation-Scorched Nasal Cavity

Good stuff here. Me likey very much. :-p
#56 Jun 13 2004 at 1:01 AM Rating: Good
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holy crap. It's 2 o clock in the morning. I dont laugh this late. But i did 5 minutes ago reading these adventures. OMG this is so freakin funny. I would rate up but its already at 5.00...lol.
#57 Jun 13 2004 at 3:44 AM Rating: Good
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Thank you very much for making people think im weird...
I sit here laughing at the screen and people walk up to me and wonder, "Whats so funny?"
I quote from one of your volumes and am stared at blankly...
just terrific i wasn't weird enough as it was...
Also write more... :)
#58 Jun 13 2004 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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lmao, ive sat here and read all five volumes. looking forward to vol.6. keep up the good work!
#59 Jun 13 2004 at 11:26 PM Rating: Good
I read this topic at FFO Warcry, I didnt read the 4-5 part oer there kmartaru is so funny, hes all leik trying to hang out with the GMs lol. i CANT wait till 6!!!!
#60 Jun 14 2004 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Quote:
GMdev starts casting Silence on Kmartaru
Kmartaru resists the spell!
GMdev: WtF!
GMdev: Anyway, I have a job for you two.
Kmartaru: Me and who?
GMdev: There is a problem in the dunes and I need you to fix it.
Kmartaru: What problem?
Joe: Whats the prob?
GMdev: The goblins in Valkurm Dunes. Their AI is messed up. So I need you to go there and "become" one.
Kmartaru: You want me to become one?
Bob: You mean you want us to be a Gob and check out the AI on it?
Joe: Then report back?
GMdev: Precisly, joe.
Kmartaru: No problemtaru!
GMdev: Ok, who the hell is this midget.
Bob: Doesnt matter, Joe lets go.
Kmartaru: Okay bob! Lets go!
Joe: StFu!
Kmartaru: Yeah bob!


ROFL!!! Classic, Keep up the good work!!!
#61 Jun 15 2004 at 12:14 AM Rating: Good
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i say we get this thing on SquareEnix
haha get rid of That little goblin's adventure thing on playonline.com and replace it with the GM adeventure
man i luv this
#62 Jun 15 2004 at 12:55 AM Rating: Good
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Hillarious. Rate UP ^^

Thanks for the laughs!
#63 Jun 15 2004 at 2:22 AM Rating: Good
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Omg that is way to funny man, if i could rate up i would.
#64 Jun 15 2004 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Volume 6

Lets us recap a little, about 5 seconds before Volume 5 ended.

The Real Volume 6

<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> Muahahahah....
Bob: *munch* *munch*
Joe: *munch* *munch*
Kmartaru: *munch* *munch*
<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> !!!! I swear that thing died
Bob: You defused the bomb?
Kmartaru: What bomb?
Joe: The one bob threw at you
Kmartaru: That was a bomb?
Joe: ...
Kmartaru: I thought it was a huge malteser
Bob: !
Joe: You ate it didnt you.
Kmartaru: I swear I didnt.
*Bob points at the lump in Kmartaru's belly*
Bob: Then whats that?
Kmartaru: ... umm... I'm pregnant.
Joe: ... With .. who..?
Kmartaru: umm..
Bob: Oh shuttup and leave us alone
<goblinmugger> Das rite niggah! Leave us dawgs in peace yo!
Joe: .. When did you turn ghetto mugger?
<goblinmugger> ghetto? it called in-da-hood dawg
Bob: ... then when did you turn in-da-hood
<goblinmugger> techinically "in-da-hood" is a noun, so you should refer to it as one
Bob: .... then when did you go in-da-hood
<goblinmugger> just now.
Bob and Joe: ...
Kmartaru: ....
<goblinmugger> kmart, ya dont even know wat we talk 'bout, so stfu!
Kmartaru: I do I do! Ur talking about my belly!
*Kmartaru grins happily*
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
<goblinmugger> somet'in wrong with him niggahs?
Bob: Fire in the hole!
*Bob readies Bomb Toss*
Bob throws a Bomb at Kmartaru
Bob: Lets get outta here!
Joe: run run!
Bob: cya mug!
<goblinmugger> Cya mah hommies!

<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> NO SO FAST!
Bob: ?
Joe: ?
Tim: Damn ur fugly
<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> ...
<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> You shall not pass!
*<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> strikes the ground with his staff*
Bob: ? reminds me of a movie..
Joe: snap out of it! We hafta leave before Kmartaru recovers!
Joe readies Spinning Blade of Doom
<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> takes 0 points of damage.
Joe: W.T.F!
Bob: Dude this guys tough...
Bob checks <darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes>
*<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> seems like a niggah you dont wanna mess with.*
<goblinmugger> yeah dawg! The check system is ghetto too!
Bob starts summoning Bahamut
Bahamut: Ah, a real foe.
*<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> turns into his real form*
<darkinsideouscreatureinthebushes> turns into ....



TINY MANDRAGORA OF DOOOOMMMM!!!!

Bahamut: Dude, hes smaller than my nail.
Tim: See what I told you? fugly.
Bob: stfu. Where the hell did you come from anyway?
Tim: Well I saw this fugly creature in the bushes that had this wierd glimmer in his eye which actually kinda looked like the eggs i ate for breakfast today but anyway so here I was staring at these eggs when all of a sudden he starts laughing like a crazy egg and those eyes shook and it kinda looked like well a shaking egg that what it looked like ok so bak on top-
Bahamut: STFU!!!
Tim: My bad
Kmartaru: Niggah!
Joe: Oh god, he found us.
<goblinmugger> dont copy me dawg! that my line!

<Tinymandragorofdoom> Are you ready Bahamut? I am quite excited about this battle
Bahamut: Yes. Lets us begin. Leave us in peace, you five. We should fight fairly.
Bahamut: Would you tell me your name?
<Tinymandragoraofdoom> Very well, worthy adversary. It is....

TINY MANDRAGORA OF DOOOOOMMMMM!!!

Bahamut: No your real name.
<Tinymandragoraofdoom> oh, its Greg the Onion. My friends call me Grenion. By my friends, I mean my master.
Bahamut: Very well, grenion.
Fatsausage: Sup guys, wats up.
Bob: SHHH!!!


*Bahamut vs Greg the Onion*

Grenion casts bullet seed!
Bahamut takes 9123935893 points of damage.
Bahamut: huh, that didnt even prick my hide.
Bahamut uses Mega Flare!
Grenion takes... 1 point of damage.

Bahamut: !!!
Bob: !!!
Joe: !!!
Fatsausage: !!!
Tim: !!!
Kmartaru: huh?
Kmartaru: oh
Kmartaru: !!!
Grenion tackles Bahamut
Bahamut: lol
*Bahamut falls to the ground!*
Bahamut: JESUS!
Bahamut takes 728,092 points of damage
Grenion reades Combo Tackle!
Bahamut takes 9283981234 points of damage
Bahamut takes 2345264342 points of damage
Bahamut takes 2414314354 points of damage
Bahamut takes 9574532355 points of damage
Bahamut takes 4534559999 points of damage
Bahamut takes 1623565323 points of damage
Grenion readies Final Attack!
Grenion scores a MADD-***-CRITICAL-ATTACK!
Bahamut takes 12049178507593789481972 points of damage
Bahamut counterattacks with Impulse
*Bahamut fires 4 orbs of darkness*
Grenion takes 91274817912787321 points of damage!
Grenion takes 21387128478127481 points of damage!
Grenion takes 76768273981982938 points of damage!
Grenion takes 29238917589278710 points of damage!


Joe: fuggin hell.. all that before bahamut could do one move.
*Bahamut spits out a gob of blood*
*Bahamut wipes his mouth*
Bahamut: Like I said an worthy adversary.
Grenion: Not so bad yourself
Bahamut: Before we continue I must ask. What is your buisness here?
Grenion: I have come to revive my Master so that he can once again manifest in the real world. I dare to tell you because there is no way you can stop this. He will conqueor the virtual and real world. Its just a matter of time.
<goblinmugger> Duuudde... thats some serious **** dawg
Kmartaru: yeah!... dwah!
<goblinmugger> Its 'dawg'.
Kmartaru: My bad, awdg.
Bob: ....

Bahamut: Bob, Joe, You must return to the lounge immediatly and report back to GMdev. He will know what to do. I will hold him back. My scanners tell me I can only hold him for 3 4/5 minutes, that should be ample time to return. Once you get through the gate of the lounge you will be safe. The fate of the world lies in your hands now.

*Bob and Joe return to GM form*

Bob: Damn man, that some serious ****
Joe: My sincere thanks Bahamut, we shall meet again.
Bahamut: I fear that is too naive a thought. Go! And dont look back.
Kmartaru: Yeah! Me and dragon here will hold'em back!
*Kmartaru feels all heroic*
Kmartaru: I'll annoy him with this brilliant marketing scheme while you run!
Bob: Oh god..
Joe: Whatever, lets go. Good luck Bahamut, ... dare I say it... friend...
Bahamut: Goodbye Joe... dare i say it... fugly master who always woke me up mid-wet-dream...
Joe: ...
Bob: Dude lets go, that onion looks bored
Grenion: DIE!!
Bahamut: GO FOOLS!!!
Kmartaru: GO!!!
Grenion hits Bahamut for 999999999999999999999999999 points of damamge.

*Bob and Joe exits Valkurm Dunes*


So there you have it. The prolouge to the adventure. I admit this ones not as funny, cuz I had to talk about the evilness and stuff. Also, about the word "niggah". Hope thats not offended anyone. It was in no way similar to the..other..word.
Just to show the "ghetto-ness* of the muggers.




#65 Jun 15 2004 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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"Bahamut: Goodbye Joe... dare i say it... fugly master who always woke me up mid-wet-dream... "

ok its 6am, i havent slept, I dont intend to, but i will not expend the last of my energy laughing at that line, despite it making me want to laugh :)
#66 Jun 15 2004 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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I been reading this thread for a while now, it is getting funnier and more interesting each time. I now want to find out what will happen to Greg the Onion "Gregion", and, if he will achieve his master's will. It definitely seems that Bahamut has met his match, and, will be defeated, even before any non-GM player has been able to "catch" him for his Summoner, such a shame!!! Also, how about having the cactuars, or the Chocobos make a special "guest" appearance? That, along with the Dark Lord?

I don't think anyone will get offended by the "N" word. At least, not me. Keep it up! You got many fans!!!!
#67 Jun 15 2004 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
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<goblinmugger> Duuudde... thats some serious sh*t dawg
Kmartaru: yeah!... dwah!
<goblinmugger> Its 'dawg'.
Kmartaru: My bad, awdg.
Bob: ....


Oh thats too funny!!! I'm on the edge of my seat for this episode!!!

/em Redry grabs his popcorn and Root Beer!!
#68 Jun 16 2004 at 7:43 PM Rating: Excellent
FYI, the "jail zone" is named Mordion Gaol. I knew someone who ended up there...damn fish-botter! Then he turned around and sold his account for a pretty penny.
#69 Jun 17 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Lmao as always. good job!
#70 Jun 17 2004 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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I love this thread. I can read it all day long.
#71 Jun 17 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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Vol. 5 was the best one so far ^^
#72 Jun 18 2004 at 11:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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THE BEGINNING


Volume 7

*Bob and Joe run into the lounge*
Bob: Phew
Joe: Lock it! Lock it!
*Bob locks the door*
Bob: Phew
Bob: hurry, lets find'em

Joe: GMdev! GMdev!
Bob: We're ready to report!!
GMdev: Ugh... what is it!
<sexymithra2> jimmy! come back!
GMdev: shhh!!
GMdev: Okay fire away
*Kmartaru lights a fire*
Joe: OMFG!!!
Bob: HOW THE F*CK!!
Kmartaru: Mezeey-weezy tell you lataru.
GMdev: You can talk to him later, report now!
*Bob tells him all the happenings of Volume 6*

*5 minutes later*

GMdev: I see... I know this Grenion's master...he is..
Bob: Who is it!
GMdev: There is no time! You must hurry!
GMdev: bleh..thirsty.. Wait a sec, let me grab a drink
Joe: ...
*30 seconds later*
GMdev: okay.. you must hurry! There is no time!! You must go to jeuno, and from there, ride to Lordaeron and seize the frozen thro-
Bob: Lordaeron?
GMdev: Woops, sorry wrong game.
GMdev: You must go to jeuno and from there ride to Garlaige Citadel. I will tell you what you must do when you arrive
Joe: And no time to tell us who the master is?
GMdev: I'm afraid not. Wait, thirsty again.
*32 seconds later*
GMdev: Okay, off you go.
Joe: ..
Bob: ..
Kmartaru: ..
Bob: So what happened kmartaru?
GMdev: You have no time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ok, ok lets go.
GMdev: Kmartaru, come with me, I have a special mission for you.
GMdev: Off you go Bob and Joe!
Bob: How come we can't just warp to Garlaige.
GMdev: Because the Master has made magic unusable in the entire world, except in this lounge.
Bob: That doesnt prove why we cant just warp straight there.
GMdev: You! Shuttup. And. Go. Now.

*Bob and Joe warp to Jeuno*

Bob: Alrite to the stables!
Joe: gogo!
Tim: gogo power rang-
Bob uppercuts Tim all the way to timbuk- no, Valkrum Dunes.
Joe: Ok, lets go.

<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: A chocobo will cost you 1004 gil.
Bob: Ever wonder why the chocobo renters are always elvaan females?
Joe: Not really no.
Joe: But why?
Bob: The hell do I know, I was just asking a question
Joe: Whenever someone asks you that, you assume that th-
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: A chocobo will cose you 1004 gil.
Bob: Why dont we jsut ask her.
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: Its a long story.
Joe: Then cut it short
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: A long story cut short can sometimes still be a pretty long story.
Bob: ...
Joe: Well, tell us this, why does the price of chocobo's change?
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: It depends on my mood

*Bob payes <elvaanfemalechocoborenter1> 1004 gil.*
*Joe pays <elvaanfemalechocoborenter1> 56 gil.*
Bob: !!
Joe: Mood swings I tell ya.

*Bob and Joe hop on a chocobo*

*Bob feeds <chocobo1> Ghysal Greens*
<chocobo1>: Oh god, not again, kweh
Joe: !
*<chocobo1> begins to dig the ground*
*Bob finds nothing*
<chocobo1>: *choke* *burp* *fart*, kweh
<chocobo2>: You alrite jake? , kweh
<chocobo1>: *wheeze* , kweh
Bob: you...can.. talk?
<chocobo2>: Course we can, kweh
Joe: But you're an animal
<chocobo2>: Whos the one who forces the other to dig the ground? ,kweh
*<chocobo2> gives Joe.. the evil eye, kweh*
Joe: /shudder
<chocobo2> I told you to report sick today, but nooooo, kweh
<chocobo1> Whos going to feed little boko if I dont work? *wheeze*, kweh

Bob: Dude this is too sad
<chocobo2> 'tis called animal labor, kweh *weep*
*Bob hops off chocobo*
*Joe hops off chocobo*
Bob: cya later guys
Joe: bye
<chocobo2> hahahahahha!! sucka's!
<chocobo1> ROFLLMAOLOL!!
<chocobo2> run jake run!

Joe: Bastards!
Bob: Mother (censored) (censored)!!

*Bob and Joe enter Garlaige Citadel*

Bob /l GMdev, we've reached Garlaige
GMdev /l Good, now I need you to to follow this magic map...
Joe: No way... not there..
Bob: Not the den...
GMdev /l You must go, or I will reveal the illegal acts you've done in the 3 years of being GM's in this game.
Bob /l What Illegal acts?
GMdev /l Stealing, killing, training, using 3rd party programs, chilling, boring, nothing, harrasing, striking, eating on the carpet, rap-

Bob: /l Enough!
Joe: Guess we've got no choice.

*Bob and Joe follow the map*

*6 minutes later*

Bob: Ok, this is it.
Bob: says to jump down this hole and we're there
Joe: Are you kidding me?
Bob: True, its pretty damn steep
Joe: You go first
*Bob jumps and lands on his feet perfectly*
Joe: How the f*ck!
Bob: Dont ask me. I swear these legs should be broken
*Joe jumps and lands on his feet perfectly*

Joe: damn dude...
*Joe surveys the area*
Bob: !!
Joe: ?
*Bob points to the left*
*Joe looks to the right*
Joe: ?
Joe: oh. Too much exposure to Kmartaru, I swear.
*Joe looks to the left*
Joe: F*ck...

<THEMASTER> Muahahahahahaha.....

To be continued in Volume 8!









#73 Jun 18 2004 at 11:59 PM Rating: Good
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Nice ^^
#74 Jun 19 2004 at 1:00 AM Rating: Excellent
It is now 2 o'clock in the morning. I have just spent the last hour reading this thread. I must say the following: IT IS FUGGING HILARIOUS. I am impressed with your writing ability. My friends and I will are in the process of making a FFXI machinima. For those of you who don't know what a machinima is, visit www.redvsblue.com, or reply to this message. Once again, good job with this story and I am looking foward to more of them!
#75 Jun 19 2004 at 2:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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I visited ur site, but I still dont know what it is.

Whats a machinima?
#76 Jun 19 2004 at 4:25 AM Rating: Good
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Quote:
Joe: Well, tell us this, why does the price of chocobo's change?
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: It depends on my mood

*Bob payes <elvaanfemalechocoborenter1> 1004 gil.*
*Joe pays <elvaanfemalechocoborenter1> 56 gil.*
Bob: !!
Joe: Mood swings I tell ya.


OMG!! I laughed so hard. That part came so fast and was soo random!! I love these stories!
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