THE BEGINNING
Volume 7
*Bob and Joe run into the lounge*
Bob: Phew
Joe: Lock it! Lock it!
*Bob locks the door*
Bob: Phew
Bob: hurry, lets find'em
Joe: GMdev! GMdev!
Bob: We're ready to report!!
GMdev: Ugh... what is it!
<sexymithra2> jimmy! come back!
GMdev: shhh!!
GMdev: Okay fire away
*Kmartaru lights a fire*
Joe: OMFG!!!
Bob: HOW THE F*CK!!
Kmartaru: Mezeey-weezy tell you lataru.
GMdev: You can talk to him later, report now!
*Bob tells him all the happenings of Volume 6*
*5 minutes later*
GMdev: I see... I know this Grenion's master...he is..
Bob: Who is it!
GMdev: There is no time! You must hurry!
GMdev: bleh..thirsty.. Wait a sec, let me grab a drink
Joe: ...
*30 seconds later*
GMdev: okay.. you must hurry! There is no time!! You must go to jeuno, and from there, ride to Lordaeron and seize the frozen thro-
Bob: Lordaeron?
GMdev: Woops, sorry wrong game.
GMdev: You must go to jeuno and from there ride to Garlaige Citadel. I will tell you what you must do when you arrive
Joe: And no time to tell us who the master is?
GMdev: I'm afraid not. Wait, thirsty again.
*32 seconds later*
GMdev: Okay, off you go.
Joe: ..
Bob: ..
Kmartaru: ..
Bob: So what happened kmartaru?
GMdev: You have no time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ok, ok lets go.
GMdev: Kmartaru, come with me, I have a special mission for you.
GMdev: Off you go Bob and Joe!
Bob: How come we can't just warp to Garlaige.
GMdev: Because the Master has made magic unusable in the entire world, except in this lounge.
Bob: That doesnt prove why we cant just warp straight there.
GMdev: You! Shuttup. And. Go. Now.
*Bob and Joe warp to Jeuno*
Bob: Alrite to the stables!
Joe: gogo!
Tim: gogo power rang-
Bob uppercuts Tim all the way to timbuk- no, Valkrum Dunes.
Joe: Ok, lets go.
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: A chocobo will cost you 1004 gil.
Bob: Ever wonder why the chocobo renters are always elvaan females?
Joe: Not really no.
Joe: But why?
Bob: The hell do I know, I was just asking a question
Joe: Whenever someone asks you that, you assume that th-
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: A chocobo will cose you 1004 gil.
Bob: Why dont we jsut ask her.
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: Its a long story.
Joe: Then cut it short
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: A long story cut short can sometimes still be a pretty long story.
Bob: ...
Joe: Well, tell us this, why does the price of chocobo's change?
<elvaanfemalechocoborenter1>: It depends on my mood
*Bob payes <elvaanfemalechocoborenter1> 1004 gil.*
*Joe pays <elvaanfemalechocoborenter1> 56 gil.*
Bob: !!
Joe: Mood swings I tell ya.
*Bob and Joe hop on a chocobo*
*Bob feeds <chocobo1> Ghysal Greens*
<chocobo1>: Oh god, not again, kweh
Joe: !
*<chocobo1> begins to dig the ground*
*Bob finds nothing*
<chocobo1>: *choke* *burp* *fart*, kweh
<chocobo2>: You alrite jake? , kweh
<chocobo1>: *wheeze* , kweh
Bob: you...can.. talk?
<chocobo2>: Course we can, kweh
Joe: But you're an animal
<chocobo2>: Whos the one who forces the other to dig the ground? ,kweh
*<chocobo2> gives Joe.. the evil eye, kweh*
Joe: /shudder
<chocobo2> I told you to report sick today, but nooooo, kweh
<chocobo1> Whos going to feed little boko if I dont work? *wheeze*, kweh
Bob: Dude this is too sad
<chocobo2> 'tis called animal labor, kweh *weep*
*Bob hops off chocobo*
*Joe hops off chocobo*
Bob: cya later guys
Joe: bye
<chocobo2> hahahahahha!! sucka's!
<chocobo1> ROFLLMAOLOL!!
<chocobo2> run jake run!
Joe: Bastards!
Bob: Mother (censored) (censored)!!
*Bob and Joe enter Garlaige Citadel*
Bob /l GMdev, we've reached Garlaige
GMdev /l Good, now I need you to to follow this magic map...
Joe: No way... not there..
Bob: Not the den...
GMdev /l You must go, or I will reveal the illegal acts you've done in the 3 years of being GM's in this game.
Bob /l What Illegal acts?
GMdev /l Stealing, killing, training, using 3rd party programs, chilling, boring, nothing, harrasing, striking, eating on the carpet, rap-
Bob: /l Enough!
Joe: Guess we've got no choice.
*Bob and Joe follow the map*
*6 minutes later*
Bob: Ok, this is it.
Bob: says to jump down this hole and we're there
Joe: Are you kidding me?
Bob: True, its pretty damn steep
Joe: You go first
*Bob jumps and lands on his feet perfectly*
Joe: How the f*ck!
Bob: Dont ask me. I swear these legs should be broken
*Joe jumps and lands on his feet perfectly*
Joe: damn dude...
*Joe surveys the area*
Bob: !!
Joe: ?
*Bob points to the left*
*Joe looks to the right*
Joe: ?
Joe: oh. Too much exposure to Kmartaru, I swear.
*Joe looks to the left*
Joe: F*ck...
<THEMASTER> Muahahahahahaha.....
To be continued in Volume 8!