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#1 Mar 15 2009 at 10:08 AM Rating: Decent
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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me and it was like "yeahhhhhh........ no thanks".

As many of you know I am sexual Adonis irl and the sheer magnitude of my overwhelming sexual machismo has been sought after by Evangelical groups as a cure for Lesbianism. The staggering aura of my libido has caused vaginas to quiver in anticipation and panties to drop. From time to time a woman has had the life changing experience of being sexually jack hammered by yours truly till they were unable to think clearly or stand under their own power. In fact I once slept with a girl and the next day she was hit by a bus, there is still debate about what rocked her harder.

Needless to say I don't need to get laid over the internet. However in the course of my WoW career I have run into a number of occasions where people I knew in game were getting e-laid. There are the more known stories of the ugly girl that sold her sex for a epic mount.

Anyone have some juicy stories to share?

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I know a guildy who lived with a guild member, they then broke up.
She then moved in with another guild member, who she had met via WoW
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I know a guildy who lived with a guild member, they then broke up.
She then moved in with another guild member, who she had met via WoW


Details!?



I know a girl who server xferred to FT. She was actually a cutie irl, exchanged naked pics with a guy. They broke up and he put them up on forums and they spread all over to the point she had to leave.


Gossip!

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doesn't anyone do it the old fashioned way anymore?
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As many of you know I am sexual Adonis irl and the sheer magnitude of my overwhelming sexual machismo has been sought after by Evangelical groups as a cure for Lesbianism. The staggering aura of my libido has caused vaginas to quiver in anticipation and panties to drop. From time to time a woman has had the life changing experience of being sexually jack hammered by yours truly till they were unable to think clearly or stand under their own power. In fact I once slept with a girl and the next day she was hit by a bus, there is still debate about what rocked her harder.


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Hmm... I've met a couple of couples (cwutididther?) that played WoW together, and I know somebody who ended up having a relation with somebody she met through WoW (they ended up living fairly close together I think).

Aside from that, not too much juicy stories.
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One of my guilds broke apart due to a threesome "plan". I've never been one to hear much gossip, so I don't know all the details. but it didn't help the guy and one of the girls were married to each other. And the other girl flew down from another country (trying not to divulge identities here- even though I consider her a home wrecker- so why do I care? :)) for some kind of sexual threesome I believe. Well long story short, threesomes never work (at least that's my theory). I'm not sure if the couple ended up divorcing or not, but the guild was trashed after that point. Though not being able to down any bosses in ZA didn't help. That guild was kara limited. I jumped ship into a 25 man raiding guild. Straight into SSC (after a few ZA runs for gear). I totally skipped gruul's and mags.
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Bodhi, best @#%^ing post ever.

Our MT was dating one of our healers for awhile, they met in Steam Vaults (How cute I know). A while back they broke up and our healer (female) quit wow for awhile and is finally coming back to raid.

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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me


Which means that it was being played by a fat, single, balding guy in his mid-40s with a taste for lolitas - smart move telling Theo "no thanks" - think of how dumb you'd of felt driving out to meet 'her' in RL? ;-)
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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me


Which means that it was being played by a fat, single, balding guy in his mid-40s with a taste for lolitas - smart move telling Theo "no thanks" - think of how dumb you'd of felt driving out to meet 'her' in RL? ;-)

Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.

If you really wanted to make fun of me, you'd go read my wiki and think of a creative insult rather than "lol u play wow so u must be fat n overweight".
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


Ah, so more of a yaoi fan then - explains why you're all in favor of twinks - explains the greek name too. Smiley: lol
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


Ah, so more of a yaoi fan then - explains why you're all in favor of twinks - explains the greek name too. Smiley: lol


Could you shut up? No one gives a crap about your pathetic drama, and there was no reason to start it here, much less of a reason to make some trashy joke about child molesters and gay people.

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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P

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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.


He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P

I rarely--if ever--feel defensive.

Throwing my ego around is more my MO.
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I just find it amusing that no one can conceive that some loser on SSI who does nothing but play MMOs might possibly lie about his age, education and personal success - sure, its the internet and no one's EVER lied about who they really are but there's always a first time, right? Smiley: wink

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He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P


People usually only react to hits and near hits.
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rusttle wrote:
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So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me


Which means that it was being played by a fat, single, balding guy in his mid-40s with a taste for lolitas - smart move telling Theo "no thanks" - think of how dumb you'd of felt driving out to meet 'her' in RL? ;-)


I gotta admit rusttle, that was pretty well played :P
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I just find it amusing that no one can conceive that some loser on SSI who does nothing but play MMOs might possibly lie about his age, education and personal success - sure, its the internet and no one's EVER lied about who they really are but there's always a first time, right? Smiley: wink

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He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P


People usually only react to hits and near hits.

I've posted a picture in my wiki.

Just because I care so much, though:

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I just find it amusing that no one can conceive that some loser on SSI who does nothing but play MMOs might possibly lie about his age, education and personal success - sure, its the internet and no one's EVER lied about who they really are but there's always a first time, right? Smiley: wink

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He made Theo feel defensive, I think he deserves cookies or something :P


People usually only react to hits and near hits.

I've posted a picture in my wiki.

Just because I care so much, though:

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He's probably concealing a disfiguring scar on his chin which closely resembles the ancient Nordic rune for "GAY".

Although it's worth mentioning that those aren't that hard to fake.

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And no one in the history of the internet every photoshopped a picture of someone else and claimed it was themself either - impossible! ;-)
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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.

I'm flattered, buddy. Really, I am.

But I don't go that way.

Though that you were fantasizing about me as a 40 year-old overweight man says something about the mental problems you quite possibly have. Smiley: frown

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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.

I'm flattered, buddy. Really, I am.

But I don't go that way.


<insert crying emoticon here>

And just when I thought I had a chance!

Off-topic, thought, I like Theo's hand writing. O.o;;
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How many posts have been derailed by people trying to bash you Theo?
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Probably a lot.

The better question: How many have been derailed by me trying to get in his pants?

Answer: 2.

You know you want it!
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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.

I'm flattered, buddy. Really, I am.

But I don't go that way.

Though that you were fantasizing about me as a 40 year-old overweight man says something about the mental problems you quite possibly have. Smiley: frown

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Edited, Mar 15th 2009 5:11pm by Theophany


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This....this is the best derail.
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That's a badass beard.

That was more to show RPZip that I don't have a huge disfigurement on my chin, I just randomly took the first picture.

And I don't know how many threads have been derailed by attempts to bash me, but I do know there have been threads derailed by people talking about my picture.

This has been one of them.

That handwriting is how I write when I'm trying to write so other people can read my handwriting. Since I type so much, my normal handwriting is pretty much God-awful.
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And no one in the history of the internet every photoshopped a picture of someone else and claimed it was themself either - impossible! ;-)
You seem to have no clue what it takes to Photoshop a picture like that.
Because You Posted: Mar 16th 2009 1:56am.
Theo Posted: Mar 16th 2009 2:01am.

Seeing that the lighting in the paper is consistent with the lamp in the background and the shadow of theo it is very likely real.
Then he could have just written the text on the paper in the picture, but the chances of someone making a picture of themselves holding a blank paper are pretty slim.
Add to that that the colour tone of the writing matches the lighting on the paper and it's really easy to conclude that it is in fact not possible to read your post, photoshop that, upload the picture and write a post in 5 minutes.
And that's if he already had that picture with a blank paper readily available to him.
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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.


Says the guy who ignored this thread till I posted a response. Smiley: lol

I'd like to say that I'm flattered that I've managed to get so far under your skin that you feel the need to stalk me through the forums, but I'm not - you're mildly entertaining on a good day but that's it.

Let's face it boy, if you were all these wonderful things you claim to be in RL then you wouldn't be screaming at the top of your lungs how leet you are in game, how you're ranked in top what-ever percent of the world in this that or the other MMO, in fact, you simply wouldn't have the time to play all the MMOs you claim expertise at and have anything remotely resembling a life.
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I'd also like to add that it's really cute that Rusttle has such a large man-crush on me.


Says the guy who ignored this thread till I posted a response. Smiley: lol

I'd like to say that I'm flattered that I've managed to get so far under your skin that you feel the need to stalk me through the forums, but I'm not - you're mildly entertaining on a good day but that's it.

Let's face it boy, if you were all these wonderful things you claim to be in RL then you wouldn't be screaming at the top of your lungs how leet you are in game, how you're ranked in top what-ever percent of the world in this that or the other MMO, in fact, you simply wouldn't have the time to play all the MMOs you claim expertise at and have anything remotely resembling a life.

I didn't ignore this thread. I was running premades and wasn't browsing the forums.

That your post was the last in the thread was pure coincidence, so when I hit my 'end' button, I noticed my name being tossed about.
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god it feels good to know how much better i am then all of you.
(fits in this epic fail of a thread right?)

anyway back to the subject, i also have dealt with some ilove and guild drama. my ex-GM and mage class officer were e-dating, we thought she was a nasty old bag...long story short he bought her a computer, they both transferred and have been expressing their love on vent to this day as far as i know.

moral: if you wanna get your peepee wet at least do it in the real world.
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I've managed to get so far under your skin that you feel the need to stalk me
I think the word you were looking for is mocking, not stalking.

Oh, and:
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Really, he's right.
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#34rusttle, Posted: Mar 15 2009 at 5:05 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yup - you just happened to go to the thread that was the last post to 31 minutes before your response - pure coincidence. *ROTFLMAO*
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That your post was the last in the thread was pure coincidence,


Yup - you just happened to go to the thread that was the last post to 31 minutes before your response - pure coincidence.

Uh, probably because it was the last post in the thread at the time? Smiley: confused
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Theo looks way to nice for someone such a bastard ;)

Also, this thread is now epic.

*Sits back and grabs popcorn*
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You guys have to understand that Rusttle is just lashing out at people to try to compensate for all the times in kindergarten that the other kids ratted him out to the teacher.
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My pictures got deleted.

Reuploading! Smiley: grin
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Theo, I always assumed your eyes would spaced farther apart. You know close like people would have to look at you twice to see if you were retarded or just had a very asymmetrical face.


Oh wait that was Rusttle
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.

If you really wanted to make fun of me, you'd go read my wiki and think of a creative insult rather than "lol u play wow so u must be fat n overweight".


Why are you online so much if you're so attractive and can pick up all the hot chicks? Oh, wait. I know.

GF: Hey hunny. I'm going to make us a fabulous cuisine tonight. It'll be really romantic.
Theo: Nah, we're going out for dinner tonight.
GF: How come you always get to decide what we do together?
Theo: Because i'm better then you.
GF: Excuse me?
Theo: Can't hear, retard?
GF: What has gotton into you? You're no different then any other guy I ran into! You're all the same!
Theo: Nonsense. I have a 2200 arena rating with a Feral Druid.
GF: WTF

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That aside. I have actually drove about 400 miles to meet a girl from FFXI. We hit it off really good for about 6 months. I still to this day have not met a soul who will play video games with me until 4 in the morning when they have to be up two hours later. Good times.
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.

If you really wanted to make fun of me, you'd go read my wiki and think of a creative insult rather than "lol u play wow so u must be fat n overweight".


Why are you online so much if you're so attractive and can pick up all the hot chicks? Oh, wait. I know.

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That aside. I have actually drove about 400 miles to meet a girl from FFXI. We hit it off really good for about 6 months. I still to this day have not met a soul who will play video games with me until 4 in the morning when they have to be up two hours later. Good times.

Wait, you're making fun of me for 'being online so much', and then go on to talk about how you 'hit it off' with a girl from FFXI?

In truth, most of my online time posting here, I'm also either doing classwork or fishing in WoW. Most of my time outside of that is hanging out with friends.

Classes take up 2 hours a day T/Th/F, and 4.5 hours a day M/W.

A lot of my RL friends here in Seattle don't even know that I play WoW, because it doesn't affect my life at all. I play when I have down time at home.
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This thread is bursting at the seams with lol.
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It's lulz, geez...
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Is this a drama thread? Great! I'll just leave this here.

Gnome mages > Human female mages
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Don't flame me for being on topic, but I met my girlfriend through WoW. We've been together for just over 6 months. We live ~20 minutes away from eachother too, which is nice.

I used to be the GM of a decent-sized social guild and I felt the obligation to tell them about us. Since then I handed it over to one of the officers due to me being fairly inactive. They all took it pretty well though, and it's resulted in some pretty funny and amusing conversations.
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That's a badass beard.

That was more to show RPZip that I don't have a huge disfigurement on my chin,


Are you blind, man? There's a hideous abomination right on your chin. I've seen similar symbols used to summon Hastur from the cold dark.

You must remove it as quickly as possible. It seems to have bound itself tightly to your skin, so you may be best served by slamming it into a hard surface of some source until the abrasions remove it.

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"You spin me right round baby, right round"

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Gnome mages > Human female mages


That's not drama, it's a death wish.

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Just because I care so much, though:

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Oh my God, Sylar goes to these forums! :O
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Keep with the times, kid. I'm 24 and one of the more attractive guys on the boards.

If you really wanted to make fun of me, you'd go read my wiki and think of a creative insult rather than "lol u play wow so u must be fat n overweight".


Why are you online so much if you're so attractive and can pick up all the hot chicks? Oh, wait. I know.

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That aside. I have actually drove about 400 miles to meet a girl from FFXI. We hit it off really good for about 6 months. I still to this day have not met a soul who will play video games with me until 4 in the morning when they have to be up two hours later. Good times.


Wait, you're making fun of me for 'being online so much', and then talk about how you play games until 4 in the morning when you have to be up two hours later?



FTFY Theo.

Also, Posting in an EPIC THREAD.

Edit: Telling someone on a video game forum board they play a video game too much is kinda retarded.





Edited, Mar 16th 2009 10:31am by Feyras
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#51 Mar 15 2009 at 9:14 PM Rating: Excellent
I think Theo's George Michael facial hair and Seattle location says "I'm willing to expirement with you Idiggory"

Don't give up hope! Smiley: nod

Also this thread delivers.
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