So a female in game tried to establish an e-relationship with me and it was like "yeahhhhhh........ no thanks".
As many of you know I am sexual Adonis irl and the sheer magnitude of my overwhelming sexual machismo has been sought after by Evangelical groups as a cure for Lesbianism. The staggering aura of my libido has caused vaginas to quiver in anticipation and panties to drop. From time to time a woman has had the life changing experience of being sexually jack hammered by yours truly till they were unable to think clearly or stand under their own power. In fact I once slept with a girl and the next day she was hit by a bus, there is still debate about what rocked her harder.
Needless to say I don't need to get laid over the internet. However in the course of my WoW career I have run into a number of occasions where people I knew in game were getting e-laid. There are the more known stories of the ugly girl that sold her **** for a epic mount.
Anyone have some juicy stories to share?
Edited, Mar 16th 2009 10:14am by bodhisattva
Edited, Mar 26th 2009 10:01pm by Darqflame