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#177 Mar 17 2009 at 5:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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I am a large guy, but by no stretch of the imagination (or my pants) morbidly obese.

Me

Notice the full lips, ladies *wink* *wink*
#178 Mar 17 2009 at 5:12 AM Rating: Good
SteveTheEaterofCakes wrote:
I am a large guy, but by no stretch of the imagination (or my pants) morbidly obese.


See the thing that bothers me are larger people that complain about being large and they don't do anything about it (i.e. decide to use a freakin' electrical chair at the mall or shopping center instead of walking).

I mean, I understand that there are people out there that have conditions and can't actually do anything about it, but it's just irritating when they complain and they CAN do something about it. Ya know?

(also, you're not "large" Steve. Large is when you have multiple fat rolls falling over your waistband building up, god knows what... i.e. Fat *******).

Edited, Mar 17th 2009 9:13am by xNocturnalSunx
#179 Mar 17 2009 at 5:13 AM Rating: Excellent
MentalFrog wrote:
bodhisattva wrote:
As many of you know I am sexual Adonis irl and the sheer magnitude of my overwhelming sexual machismo has been sought after by Evangelical groups as a cure for Lesbianism. The staggering aura of my libido has caused vaginas to quiver in anticipation and panties to drop. From time to time a woman has had the life changing experience of being sexually jack hammered by yours truly till they were unable to think clearly or stand under their own power. In fact I once slept with a girl and the next day she was hit by a bus, there is still debate about what rocked her harder.


Yeah, it's a shame that you're gay.


Mental, all I can say is that yet again you deliver a one liner that has put me on the floor laughing my *** off. People at work must think I am a loon.

Everyone could do with a one liner from you a day just to put a little life and perspective into their mundane daily existance.
#180 Mar 17 2009 at 5:15 AM Rating: Good
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SteveTheEaterofCakes is a busy man tho:
he's posting from his butt (yoga??), thinks he's batman and exercises in space. So he's doing something right! :D

oh and he has full lips and winks like a lady :P

Edited, Mar 17th 2009 3:15pm by samperor
#181 Mar 17 2009 at 5:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Overlord Theophany wrote:
Dude, so not getting on your bad side. I probably weigh like half what you do, and I'm pretty sure we're about the same percentage body fat (i.e. not much at all).


I only weigh 185lbs. I weigh 193lbs MAX, and that is when I drink too much over the weekend.

P.S. Who says your not on my bad side? Smiley: mad


Professor Turicus wrote:
Bloody hell, Feyras!
Your trapezius and biceps are. I wish I could put on a bit more weight without any chemical interference. I actually wouldn't want your mass, I'm more the slim athletic type. But I absolutely respect the discipline and hard work that went into it. My hat is off!


Yea, like I said when I was 18 I was kinda chubby. I was like 215lbs, and had a beer belly. This was after high school when I quit working out from playing football. Thanks for the kind words though.

I'm just kidding Theo. I think you are hilarious. I'm a richard sometimes too. You just beat me to the punch most of the time. Haha.

Where is Therion?

Edited, Mar 17th 2009 11:39am by Feyras
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#182 Mar 17 2009 at 5:28 AM Rating: Excellent
xNocturnalSunx wrote:
I haven't gone through the whole thread yet (Still on page 3), but since Daniel probably still has the old picture of me from the lock forums, here's a newer one

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q187/xAislynnx/n644027282_1428830_9955.jpg

Looking better than ever nocturnal, I'm glad to see.
#183 Mar 17 2009 at 5:32 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a big guy, which is okay seeing as I grew up in florida wearing hawaiian shirts and thus must be a big fat party animal. I have no problems with my size seeing as I am confident about who I am as a human being. Plus I am extremely busy with school, work, a child, a wife, and the crack addiction (read=Warcraft) plus I have a dong like three coke cans taped together. Ok, that last one was probably made up.

And to the other people who posted pics: I wouldn't kick you out of bed if I woke up next to you in a drunken haze *eyebrows*

Edited, Mar 17th 2009 8:33am by SteveTheEaterofCakes
#184 Mar 17 2009 at 5:40 AM Rating: Excellent
On the subject of fat people being fat and not doing anything about it.

I'm fat. I'm clinically fat as in the BMI shows I should die of a heart attack just about any time. I am 173cm tall and I weigh 114Kg (used to be 121 but I've been dieting). I used to weigh less, exercise more, and all that other jazz but the fact is, right now the only way to get out of my rut is to change jobs, and that is a really stupid move in my country's current (or near future) economy.

I used to play Judo, I did that for 6 years.
I used to play Aikido, I did that for 5 years.
I used to dance acrobatic Rock & Roll for no less than 7 years (more exhausting than Judo and Aikido put together).
I did gymnastics for 3 years, when I weighed 100Kg and all my teachers couldn't believe someone of my body type could do back flips, hand stands, and somersaults.

Right now? I work from 7:30 in the morning til 9:00 in the evening most days, and when I get home I'm too tired to do anything other than sit down and either watch TV or play PC games.

I have accepted that I am fat, and all I can do about it is watch what I eat, exercise is not an option (IMO).
#185 Mar 17 2009 at 5:46 AM Rating: Excellent
I knew a guy once who thought fat people "are an abomination". (Nobody liked him).

I was with a friend of mine who also plays WoW at the time, we both imagined good old Patchwerk strolling down the street with a hamburger in 2 hands, and swiping about with his cleaver with his last one. Of course he had to keep eating because the burgers kept falling out of his stomach. Smiley: frown

The moral of the story is, fat people like play time.
#186 Mar 17 2009 at 5:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Overlord danieldakkak wrote:
I have accepted that I am fat, and all I can do about it is watch what I eat, exercise is not an option (IMO).

Well, you've already made an improvement!

What you can do, if not exercise regularly, is try to burn more calories during the normal course of your day. It may not sound like much, but it can make a real difference combined with watching your calorie intake. To lose weight, you simply need to burn more than you take in. Every day. With exercise it may go faster, but as long as the daily balance is negative, you will continue to lose weight. Sports or not.

So take the stairs instead of the lift. Take the bike to work instead of the bus (ok, maybe not an option where you live). Walk over to someone's office for a personal chat instead of phoning them; it can be more pleasant too. The small things do add up!
#187 Mar 17 2009 at 5:53 AM Rating: Good
I agree with what you're saying Daniel... Reading back with what I wrote it sort of looked like I was saying the people with clinical conditions were complaining. >< (I meant the people without conditions, stupid me).

Anywho, even with you having a clinical condition, you're still doing something about it by trying to watch what you eat, and that's great! I wish more people would do that. It'd at least make you a bit healthier, you know?
#188 Mar 17 2009 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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why not http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9969/pic0002w.jpg
#189 Mar 17 2009 at 6:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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This thread has officially become a sausage factory..
#190 Mar 17 2009 at 6:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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SteveTheEaterofCakes wrote:
I have a dong like three coke cans taped together. Ok, that last one was probably made up.


Made up or not, be careful. You'll summon Nixnot to the thread with talk like that. Then he'll read the thing about showering twice a day and there'll be a showdown.
#191 Mar 17 2009 at 6:39 AM Rating: Good
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Wow, Im so saving that Saint Patrick's day pic of theo. Marry me theo, Im Irish!
#192 Mar 17 2009 at 6:56 AM Rating: Excellent
Jute wrote:
This thread has officially become a sausage factory..


Hey now, I have never nor will I ever have a sausage...


Just saying... I'm not cool like that.
#193 Mar 17 2009 at 7:09 AM Rating: Good
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I think this thread peaked to early. I want more etrashtalk damn it.
#194 Mar 17 2009 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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bodhisattva wrote:
Carmeliens wrote:
Yes, Theo is win. You're very cute. I wish I were a lil older,Mr. :o)

As for the full beard. No wai, kissing would be weird trying to get through all that tough hair. Not to mention how many meals you might have saved in that thing. *EEW*

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/taylarsinclaire/Carmens09/Photoshoped2.jpg

I like my shirt..lol



CAREFUL THEO


This is definitely the guy from Dateline. Him and a camera crew are waiting for you. His mustache will be meticulously groomed when you open the door.



Just for you Bod.
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/taylarsinclaire/Carmens09/Lawl.jpg
#195 Mar 17 2009 at 7:29 AM Rating: Decent
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It takes me a week to two weeks to go from clean shaven to full beard.

IT SUCKS.

I HATE shaving (I have sensitive skin, so I break out whenever I do). Thus, I usually have a beard. It is more tamed than Horse's though. I buzz it regularly, lol.

Right now I am without, though. I shave every so often for exfoliation purposes. :P
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Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

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#196 Mar 17 2009 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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ArexLovesPie wrote:
I think a brand new stereotype has been born from this thread.

A majority of alla posters whom are willing to post pics are socially acceptable by looks alone.


Definitely, though it does leave one to wonder about those who haven't posted yet. (We don't have a pic of Rusttle yet do we?)


Nahh, I'm just kidding, I bet even the most annoying folks are pretty decent looking. xD
#197 Mar 17 2009 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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I think this thread is epic. It is cool to finally see what some of you guys/gals look like. Also, it has brought out some people I haven't really seen before (i.e. Carmeliens).

You had to figure that eventually someone would come in and make a "Place a face to that name" thread anyways. I didn't think it would come from a post about "e-relationships" though.

Heck I just thought it was going to be a jousting match between Theo and Rustle, but I think it took a turn for the better anyways.



Edited, Mar 17th 2009 11:50am by Feyras
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#198 Mar 17 2009 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
I am mighty tempted to add my pic here, just to break the streak of good looking people.
#199 Mar 17 2009 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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I am mighty tempted to add my pic here, just to break the streak of good looking people.


Right? Who knew Alla posters would be so attractive. O.o;; I plan to get a hair cut today or tomorrow. Perhaps I'll post a pic after that, lol.

And Jute, I think you're adorable.^^ Phenomenal eyes. Your wife's hot, too, but that isn't my area of interest. :P
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Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people

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Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
#200 Mar 17 2009 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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TherealLogros wrote:

And luckily I don't need to shave that often to look more or less civilized. What irks me is that I was 24 when this picture was taken and still looked like I just turned 18. Now I'm one year older and not that much has changed.
Members of the Edward Norton BabyfaceClub unite!



Heh I'm in the same boat, except I love it. At age 24 I took a trip to Vegas with a couple of friends, one of which was underage. Security was going to escort me out because they thought I was underage while gambling. They completely ignored my friend. Now I'm 29 and girls still think I'm 21-23. It's pretty funny because I try not to mention it unless directly asked. Then most are completely surprised.


Nox & Caramel are hawt. It's easy to see why people call her caramel, latina with brown hair and brown eyes. BTW your hair is looooong.


Jute's blue eyes are awesome. I can see why your wife wears sunglasses. Your eyes would put hers to shame.

I've seen some of these pics before. I never really understood why people think gamers aren't 'normal'.
#201 Mar 17 2009 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
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I think a brand new stereotype has been born from this thread.

A majority of alla posters whom are willing to post pics are socially acceptable by looks alone.


Key part.

In order to maintain the obese, basement dwellinggamer stereotype, those of us not posting pictures but posting fairly regularly need to weigh somewhere between 400 and 500 lbs so that weight averages out to be significantly above average. Furthermore, we need to be considerably more pale than normal.
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