Ever wanted to date a tank? :: Final Fantasy XIV (FFXIV, FF14)

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#1 Mar 17 2016 at 7:56 AM Rating: Excellent

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I know one of you has. You know who you are.

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#2 Mar 17 2016 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent

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I do love a good, long, hard 75 mm low velocity Kampfwagenkanone 37 L/24. And you know the ladies like the 120mm M256 Smooth Bore Cannon.

Oh, one more. 105mm M68A1 Rifled Cannon. For her pleasure.

Edited, Mar 17th 2016 1:06pm by lolgaxe

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#3 Mar 17 2016 at 3:36 PM Rating: Excellent

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I'm not sure I could write a more absurd story synopsis if I tried:

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Erwin Lemmor just got transferred to a prestigious military academy to study Armored Warfare. But when he arrives, Erwin realizes it's not Tank School, but "Tank School" for World War II Tanks. Who happen to look just like Japanese School Girls...!

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#4 Mar 17 2016 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent

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At least the pigeon game features pigeons, not girls who we're pretending are pigeons.

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#5 Mar 18 2016 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent

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Demea wrote:

I'm not sure I could write a more absurd story synopsis if I tried:

I'd probably feel the same way if it weren't for an anime about a school with anthropomorphized rifles as schoolgirls.

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#6 Mar 18 2016 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent

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lolgaxe wrote:

Demea wrote:

I'm not sure I could write a more absurd story synopsis if I tried:

I'd probably feel the same way if it weren't for an anime about a school with anthropomorphized rifles as schoolgirls.

That show was awesomely absurd. Smiley: laugh

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#7 Mar 18 2016 at 4:56 PM Rating: Excellent

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Demea wrote:

I'm not sure I could write a more absurd story synopsis if I tried:

You could be dating anthropomorphic sushi instead.

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