[LFM][FC][EXCALIBUR] - LenovoAttackPackage[BOOTY] wants YOUFollow

The Lenovo Attack Packageâ„¢ is an association of like minded individuals (re: idiots) who have been gaming together since 2010. We waste a good deal of our fair time exploring digital worlds (from Valoran to Terraria to Tyria) and just having fun. While we are a skilled group of gamers, we don't take gaming seriously- it is a hobby, and is intended to be a fun experience. If you're looking for a super tryhard FC, this isn't the place for you. If you can't handle adult humour, rampant stupidity, and political incorrectness, again, this isn't the place for you.

In short, we are the home for people with personality. I guess the bottom line is that we're all good humoured adults (see: chill). So for that reason we would like mature individuals only. This is a douche free zone.

Yes, we cleared T5 pre-patch. Yes, we can clear extreme primals. No, we haven't finished Second Coil and are still struggling our way through (some new members would help!). Currently we have about 10 members and would like to cap around 30. We used to have a close to that amount, but unfortunately a lot of them no longer play. We have a house in the 1st ward as well, and everyone is welcome to buy a personal inn-room. :)

We are organized through Facebook and Steam, so that's primarily how we keep in touch. We also have our own TS3 server.

As much fun as it can be, we don't discriminate against anyone- doesn't matter whether you're black, purple, or have penises growing out of your face (as long as you don't post any pictures of yourself- yikes).

Players of all experience levels are welcome. You're new? Great! You're a seasoned i95 veteran? Perfect! There is no interview process, or length application form.
We're here to have fun, not be administrations.

So if you're interested shoot me a message on here or send me a /tell in game, the name's Onion Thief. That's it.

*Brad pitt accent* Arrividerci!