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#77 Aug 22 2013 at 4:41 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
No intentional body contact, so no.


so its like your football where people flop non stop, and act like little ********
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#78 Aug 22 2013 at 4:59 AM Rating: Good
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Nah, they're not as highly paid and they don't cry like little girls when someone touches them.
#79 Aug 22 2013 at 5:01 AM Rating: Good
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Oh and also, where the soccer women wear baggy men's uniforms the hockey women wear much tighter fitting outfits with short skirts.
#80 Aug 22 2013 at 6:36 AM Rating: Good
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I had a friend who played field hockey. Still less interesting to watch.
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#81 Aug 22 2013 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Oh and also, where the soccer women wear baggy men's uniforms the hockey women wear much tighter fitting outfits with short skirts.
Well, that peaks my interest. And by interest I mean *****.
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#82 Aug 22 2013 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just watch beach volleyball.
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#83 Aug 22 2013 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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This world could use more beach sports.
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#84 Aug 22 2013 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
This world could use more beach sports.
No thanks, I don't like beaches much. Although I don't mind the bikini outfits in beach volleyball.
#85 Aug 22 2013 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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But imagine beach football, beach badminton, beach wrestling...

There's no limit to sports that can be made better with sand and bikinis.
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#86 Aug 22 2013 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mud and no bikinis?
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#87 Aug 22 2013 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Would they allow that on daytime TV?
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#88 Aug 22 2013 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Eventually. ABC and other network stations are all making their cases to the FCC that their standards should be lowered so they can compete with basic cable shows. Because they really think ***** jokes on 60 Minutes is going to compete with The Daily Show.
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#89 Aug 22 2013 at 1:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm sure that's what did them in too, not the deluge of free/cheap entertainment via interwebs.
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#90 Aug 22 2013 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
I'm sure that's what did them in too, not the deluge of free/cheap entertainment with extra boob via interwebs.
#91 Aug 22 2013 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
I'm sure that's what did them in too, not the deluge of free/cheap entertainment via interwebs.


most network tv is for retired folks.
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#92 Aug 23 2013 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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Good thing I'm working from home, because I've spent the entire morning extremely nauseous.
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#93 Aug 23 2013 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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Horsemouth wrote:
most network tv is for retired folks.
Hey, occasionally they get a good show.
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#94 Aug 23 2013 at 8:36 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Good thing I'm working from home, because I've spent the entire morning extremely nauseous.
I was expecting you to say without pants or naked or something like that, nauseous isn't as good (unless you accidentally projectile vomited onto a neighbor or something).
#95 Aug 23 2013 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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Maybe digg is pregnant?
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#96 Aug 23 2013 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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Only if it's asexual reproduction. And the world doesn't need two of me.
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#97 Aug 23 2013 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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That would be interesting.
#98 Aug 23 2013 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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Double the sass, double the pent-up sexual tension.
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#99 Aug 23 2013 at 9:01 AM Rating: Good
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Or none of the pent up sexual tension.
#100 Aug 23 2013 at 9:02 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Or none of the pent up sexual tension.


At first I was like what? And then I was like oh.
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#101 Aug 23 2013 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Good thing I'm working from home, because I've spent the entire morning extremely nauseous.
Why? Something you ate (bad Chinese food?)? Stress over Early Access?

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