I recently had a drug test for work (thanks Dad)
now i am an casual smoker of the green stuff and I drink like a fish. But somehow I managed to pass a 9 screen drug test w/o complications. needing a score of 16 i managed a 13 to be under the precipitate line. Even though I had indulged all weekend before i was submitted to randomized drug test on monday.
I post for 2 reasons.
1 i get to keep my job and my dad doesnt get to know what i do in my free time.
and
2 what the f*ck happened that I passed a 9 screen drug test a day after getting *********
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The alcohol test only tests if you are still drunk, not if you drank the other night IIRC.
yeah i know about the alcohol but I had smoked and drank within 12 hours of getting my test paper to take to the clinic monday morning.
Luck?
What they told you was "weed" when you bought/took it from someone it was, in fact, pencil shavings that they dyed green.
So sorry.
So sorry.
Get a job that doesn't /random.
Did someone else happen to get fired that no one would've suspected as smoking?
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Get a job that doesn't /random.
well I work a cushy job with my dad. About a week ago one of his drivers ran into a curb and fractured his arm. Turned out he was high. So my dad threw a random out at everyone this week. I would get a new job but uh the pay is good i make my own hours and i can talk **** to my boss.
You're still not as cool as someone who drinks, smokes pot, and bangs hot chicks while driving a ******** camaro.
And good job on smoking up right before a drug test. How do handle being so mature?
And good job on smoking up right before a drug test. How do handle being so mature?
darkajima, Eater of Souls wrote:
yeah i know about the alcohol but I had smoked and drank within 12 hours of getting my test paper to take to the clinic monday morning.
1) Your dad pulled strings.
2) Some companies issue /randoms as a scare tactic. It costs money to drug test you, so some don't actually test each individual that was required to fill a cup.
(This could easily go along with #1)
3) The individual performing your test was high.
4) You're one lucky fUck.
Also, if you smoke on a regular basis, your dad already knows.
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And good job on smoking up right before a drug test. How do handle being so mature?
hmmmm. random drug test. Job i have worked for 6 years with my dad no less, no drug test ever. How mature do i have to be to make you realize, i was hit with a brick wall when he gave me a test slip to take to a clinic RANDOMLY.
so how do you handle being so asinine?
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Did someone else happen to get fired that no one would've suspected as smoking?
It’s either that or your dad isn’t quite as oblivious to your extra curricular activities as you think.
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Also, if you smoke on a regular basis, your dad already knows.
My girlfriends exact words.
Another driver is being let go this Friday for failing. My dad may have pulled strings but i did see my test slip when they faxed it over, my precipitate score was 13 passing score was 16 max. luck.
darkajima, Eater of Souls wrote:
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And good job on smoking up right before a drug test. How do handle being so mature?
hmmmm. random drug test. Job i have worked for 6 years with my dad no less, no drug test ever. How mature do i have to be to make you realize, i was hit with a brick wall when he gave me a test slip to take to a clinic RANDOMLY.
so how do you handle being so asinine?
I'm wondering the same about you, honestly.
What mature adult "smokes out" every weekend?
I had something similar happen once, when I was fourteen or fifteen. I had stayed up all night the previous night, on an incredible drug binge. This sounds like ********* but I was drunk, did coke, acid, shrooms and, of course, smoked pot. When i got home the next morning, my parents suspected something was wrong with me, and took me to my counselor's office for a drug test.
Man, I failed that test so hard, they had shipped me off to rehab the next day.
Oh wait, that's really nothing like your story, is it?
Man, I failed that test so hard, they had shipped me off to rehab the next day.
Oh wait, that's really nothing like your story, is it?
darkajima, Eater of Souls wrote:
so how do you handle being so asinine?
Thirty years of practice.
Also, I do not think that word means what you think it means. Unless you mean to call me unintelligent, in which case you'll have to excuse me while I go take out all the pain on my executive stress doll.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
What mature adult "smokes out" every weekend?
Seriously.
I mean, what kind of adult has to wait for the weekend?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
What mature adult "smokes out" every weekend?
Seriously.
I mean, what kind of adult has to wait for the weekend?
An adult on a budget?
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What mature adult "smokes out" every weekend?
What mature adult thinks that criticizing what other do in their personal time is worth a grain of salt.
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asinine
1 : extremely or utterly foolish
1 : extremely or utterly foolish
I thought your comments were a little less than well thought out.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I had something similar happen once, when I was fourteen or fifteen. I had stayed up all night the previous night, on an incredible drug binge. This sounds like bullsh*t, but I was drunk, did coke, acid, shrooms and, of course, smoked pot. When i got home the next morning, my parents suspected something was wrong with me, and took me to my counselor's office for a drug test.
Man, I failed that test so hard, they had shipped me off to rehab the next day.
Oh wait, that's really nothing like your story, is it?
Man, I failed that test so hard, they had shipped me off to rehab the next day.
Oh wait, that's really nothing like your story, is it?
I wasn't into quite that much when I was 14, but I was a little stoner. My mom's pretty naive to anything drug related, so she took a rather strange approach.
That was back before learned how to use hair gel properly (
), so I'd spike my hair using only hairspray. My mom came into my room one evening and gathered up probably 12-15 basically empty hairspray bottles I had under my sink. I know what you're doing
Ummmm... okaaayyy...
In two days time I was taken to a drug therapist to find out what was really going on. This is almost word for word the entire conversation after the initial greeting and such.
So your mother thinks you've been huffing hairspray.
What? I didn't even know you could do that. It's not very popular, actually. So what's the real deal? Why are you here?
I have no idea.
Do you smoke pot?
Once, with my cousin in Arkansas. Wasn't really my thing, I did however start smoking the same day.
Only once? What's the matter with you kid?
.......?
Alright, you're good. Have your parents come in when you leave.
Ummm.. Alrighty...
And that was that. My mom looked pissed when she came out of that office
Later that month she sent me to a normal family Therapist. She was easily lied to. I convinced her to lean on my mom to buy me whatever I wanted and that I was only trying to fit in with my friends.
I was treated to the almost entire line of JNCOs shortly afterwards, then promptly started smoking more pot than ever.
Therapy kicks ***.
Edited, Oct 17th 2007 12:55pm by Kaain
My therapy was a condition of my probation from the time I was thirteen. It was a great place to meet girls who lacked father figures.
darkajima, Eater of Souls wrote:
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What mature adult "smokes out" every weekend?
What mature adult thinks that criticizing what other do in their personal time is worth a grain of salt.
Did you read that before you hit the Post Message button?
Regardless, if you're going to put your life out there, admitting to being a stoner, then you must expect some sort of criticism.
darkajima, Eater of Souls wrote:
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1 : extremely or utterly foolish
I thought your comments were a little less than well thought out.
Those aren't the same thing. The point is moot though, because everything I post is considered to the absolute perfect extent, with the exception of one thread in =3.
Mindel wrote:
darkajima, Eater of Souls wrote:
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1 : extremely or utterly foolish
I thought your comments were a little less than well thought out.
Those aren't the same thing. The point is moot though, because everything I post is considered to the absolute perfect extent, with the exception of one thread in =3.
What's that about?
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Regardless, if you're going to put your life out there, admitting to being a stoner, then you must expect some sort of criticism.
Stoner??? i said casual like maybe once a month. Turned out that once a month happened to be Sunday. Again unjust criticism. Now if every person who drinks is an alcoholic ill adjust my assumptions.
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