By a girl.
Got 3 good lumps on my head, sand in every crevice of my body, and hurting from getting my **** kicked in.
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I got my *** beat this weekend.Follow
What happened?
Be, this is when you need to be more like Usagi and enjoy a good *** beating from a woman, the smaller the better.
Relevant image is relevant.
Getting drunk in the desert is pretty awesome.
HAHA! BEN GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL!
NixNot wrote:
HAHA! BEN GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL!
I bloodied her knuckles pretty ******* bad though!
I will try to imagine the cicumstances leading to you getting hit in the head while I work tonight.
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Relevant image is relevant.
Getting drunk in the desert is pretty awesome.
Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
So, what we're all really wondering is, did you stick it in her pooper?
It involved being drunk and thinking dumping water on people was funny.
It was, it also made the trip home pretty awkward whenever I brought up that I have a headache.
It was, it also made the trip home pretty awkward whenever I brought up that I have a headache.
DID IT INVOLVE STICKING IT IN HER POOPER?
NixNot wrote:
DID IT INVOLVE STICKING IT IN HER POOPER?
THREAD IS HUGE WASTE OF TIME.
Ever thread skype worst the is this.
The lesson here kids: is less water throwing, more stickin' it in poopers.
Tarub the Hand wrote:
The lesson here kids: is less water throwing, more stickin' it in poopers.
Edit: Holy freaking sigfail.
Edited, Aug 17th 2009 12:05am by Zackary
Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
CRAZY PUNCTUATION REQUIRES MORE USE OF CAPSLOCK.
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It was, it also made the trip home pretty awkward whenever I brought up that I have a headache.
Should have left her there for a while.
If you respond by saying, "but it was her car" then you fail a little bit more.
You can always tell your real life friends that you "let her beat you up because she is a girl."
Also, she is pretty cute.
Edited, Aug 17th 2009 1:41am by Feyras
Also, she is pretty cute.
Edited, Aug 17th 2009 1:41am by Feyras
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Feyras, ****** Superhero wrote:
I think I'm going to sig myself, just to be different.
PSN tag: DavidChrist. If you add me, send me a message telling me who you are, please.
Next time, Tiger Uppercut her in the Uterus.
If you firmly obtain dominance from the get go you could stick it in her pooper.
If you firmly obtain dominance from the get go you could stick it in her pooper.
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Your pain, it pleases me.
Pouring water on girls isn't going to get you laid.
If you had a towel & had one of your friends do it, you could have been the hero & laughed while your friend got beaten up.
LJ, seriously, your window of opportunity to leave the basement is closing more & more every day. You get out now, but if you don't use this time to get your **** wet you'll be forced to return & fap alone for the rest of eternity.
Your at the cusp of basement dwelling, caught in the limbo between being social & being another neck-beard. You must use reasoning to overcome these childish impulses & turn them into the kind of comedy that will get you some poon.
If you had a towel & had one of your friends do it, you could have been the hero & laughed while your friend got beaten up.
LJ, seriously, your window of opportunity to leave the basement is closing more & more every day. You get out now, but if you don't use this time to get your **** wet you'll be forced to return & fap alone for the rest of eternity.
Your at the cusp of basement dwelling, caught in the limbo between being social & being another neck-beard. You must use reasoning to overcome these childish impulses & turn them into the kind of comedy that will get you some poon.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
You meant for that last your to be a you're.
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You're welcome.
Ben she is cute as hell!
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