Mazra: Or, An Study of DERAILFollow

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

The A_Giant_Mouse_01 is still annoyed at Demoncard and uses "You want a hole, I'll show you a hole!" to try and gnaw through Demoncards;s unprotected stomache. Someone really should equip some armor. Anyways, Demoncard takes 200 damage, Poldaran takes half a point fall damage stunning A_Giant_Mouse_01 for one more turn


Class specification accepted! Wizard Mazra Lvl 94 Wizard 350 HP 590 Mana has entered the battle


Illusionist Polderan (Lvl 93 Illusionist) 350 HP 580 Mana has entered the battle.
Illusionist Polderan Casts "Oh sh*t, It's a spider!!!!" for 200 mana
An Orbital_Death_Ray_01 [Admin] Ranger- in space | Untargettable - (20 trillion HP) says [bbzzZAAATTTT!!!!!]
A_Giant_Mouse_01 is hit for ALL OF THE DAMAGE! and is incinerated for 11 billion infinity damage.
Illusionist Polderan takes 349 HP splash damage from the attack
Wizard Mazra takes 349 HP splash damage from the attack
Forummancer Demoncard takes 349 splash Damage from the attack and Polderan owes him a rez... Too bad no one rolled a cleric yet.
Each member of the party is awarded 10 experience and 2 rate ups [ Rate ups may be redeamed for additional weapons, spells, and armor at the [Weapon store]. No items were found

You may also retire to the [Inn] to heal, or look around for other things to attack with your remaining 1 HP. up to you.

Edited, Apr 6th 2014 2:31pm by Kaolian

Summoner Bijou Lvl 85 (250 HP 600 Mana) casts Bacon of Light for 200 Mana. It works great. There were no Darkness / death or / tofu based creatures in the vicinity to dispel. You consume 1 pig Reagent.

Ah. Ok, are you a paladin with minor healing and res abilities then, or a summoner?

Well, all spells of the House of Boyardee are technically recipies, so I guess I'm an cleric/alchemist?

Edited, Apr 6th 2014 3:47pm by Bijou

Kill people with poison, revive them and start over?

Rogue Aethian LVL 98 (750 HP 230 Mana) Poisens everyone for 300 damage, but alas, cannot cast resurrection.
Illusionist Polderan has died of being killed sneakily by his own group member
Wizard Mazra has mostly died of being killed sneakily by his own group member
Cleralchamist Bijou has died of being killed sneakily by his own group member
Forummancer Demoncard is still dead
Aethian gains 6 experience and 7 rateups. Aethian's faction standing with his own groupmembers has decreased -100. Aethian's chance of being successfully rezzed by the Cleralchamist is now pretty much 0.

An unhandled lvl 8 Chicken of the Infinite (HP 800, Mana, you don't wanna know) has materialized without a controlling master, and is preparing to attack Rogue Aethian

Edited, Apr 6th 2014 3:51pm by Kaolian

No spoon??!!?!?

HERETIC!!

I cast Maple/Brown Sugar Oatmeal of Soothing on Spoonless.

Donothinadin Spoonless Lvl 90 Tree sloth 900 HP, no Mana, no Attack has joined the party.
Cleralchamist Bijou attempts to cast a spell, but he's still probably dead from being killed.
Forummancer Kastigir - Undeclared lvl 77 (770 HP) has Joined the party

A passing cleric takes pity on your party and rezes the lot of you. Try not to die so much next time.

A [quest giver] can be seen hopping from one foot to the other across the way. He looks agitated.

A_Random_Quest_Giver_24 says "Well Gooo-lleee geee willikurs, you shore gave me a fright there. But you look like sturdy adventuring folk, and I need someone to bring me the [Hide of an Undying Varmint] so I can make me some of y'all replacement shoes, cause my left one done disappeared on me and this here lava we be standing in is something mighty fierce warm. I hear [Hide of an Undying Varmint] drops from sadly not rare enough Varruswolves over in that field over there. I rekun ye should go kill one!"

You receive 1 Official Quest of Doom!

I, the now not dead Dark Knight Demoncard, equip a generic helm and breastplate, and use Dark on the Varruswolf!

Edit: the one Bijou engaged.

Edited, Apr 7th 2014 5:31am by Demoncard