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#1 Oct 09 2015 at 4:08 AM Rating: Good
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Before I was born, my mother was pregnant with another child whom my father terminated by punching my mother repeatedly in the stomach area. That should have been me. Just sayin'. Things I think about at 6am.
#2 Oct 09 2015 at 8:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think about how much Adult Swim has gone down the drain.
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Did you force the other fetus out like a cowbird nestling or something?
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#4 Oct 10 2015 at 7:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe it was really your twin and you ate him in the womb(this actually happens)....Maybe they told you the other story so you wouldn't feel bad about eating your brother....
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#5 Oct 10 2015 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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I think about how much Adult Swim has gone down the drain.


Rick and Morty almost make up for it.
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To clarify: It wasn't a twin. It was before I was conceived. Sorry for the confusion.
#7 Oct 15 2015 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
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What exactly is it that you want in life Kuwoobie?
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#8 Oct 15 2015 at 8:50 PM Rating: Good
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I can't rightly say I want for anything. Nothing realistic anyway.
#9 Oct 16 2015 at 5:33 AM Rating: Good
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Then what unrealistic thing do you want?
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#10 Oct 16 2015 at 5:33 AM Rating: Good
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maaa double posted again D:

Edited, Oct 16th 2015 4:34am by Sogoro
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#11 Oct 16 2015 at 6:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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The only unrealistic thing I want is to have a true love again.



Divorce is a bitch.





Bijou has some angst.
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#12 Oct 16 2015 at 6:08 AM Rating: Good
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I want mutant powers. More specifically, wolverine's healing/regenerative power.
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You're already a mutant, you're a ginger.
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I didn't say I wasn't a mutant, just that I want mutant powers. Burning in under 3 minutes from the sun isn't a power, its a weakness. Where's my off setting mutant power?!
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Kuwoobie wrote:
I can't rightly say I want for anything. Nothing realistic anyway.

Then quitcherbitchin
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#16 Oct 16 2015 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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I didn't say I wasn't a mutant, just that I want mutant powers. Burning in under 3 minutes from the sun isn't a power, its a weakness. Where's my off setting mutant power?!


I would refer to this as 'inferior genetic scum'.
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I didn't say I wasn't a mutant, just that I want mutant powers. Burning in under 3 minutes from the sun isn't a power, its a weakness. Where's my off setting mutant power?!


I would refer to this as 'inferior genetic scum'.
Your savior is a Nova Scotian.
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#18 Oct 16 2015 at 7:28 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
I didn't say I wasn't a mutant, just that I want mutant powers. Burning in under 3 minutes from the sun isn't a power, its a weakness. Where's my off setting mutant power?!


I would refer to this as 'inferior genetic scum'.
Your savior is a Nova Scotian.


So poor and inbred. Gotcha.
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Only poor until he gets free of the Oilers.
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#20 Oct 16 2015 at 10:07 PM Rating: Good
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Sogoro wrote:
Then what unrealistic thing do you want?


Since we're all talking about fantasy here: I'd like to live in a different society, perhaps on another planet. One where more than half of its people aren't complete monsters. At the very least, I'd be so happy if i could live someplace far away from civilization, where the stars are still visible at night.
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#21 Oct 17 2015 at 12:31 AM Rating: Good
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One where more than half of its people aren't complete monsters.
I think someone cranked your cynicism knob a little high. I highly doubt more than half of all people are complete monsters.
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
I didn't say I wasn't a mutant, just that I want mutant powers. Burning in under 3 minutes from the sun isn't a power, its a weakness. Where's my off setting mutant power?!


Don't gingers have a telepathic bond with other gingers, like twins, vampires and other things without souls?
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Kuwoobie wrote:
Sogoro wrote:
Then what unrealistic thing do you want?


Since we're all talking about fantasy here: I'd like to live in a different society, perhaps on another planet. One where more than half of its people aren't complete monsters. At the very least, I'd be so happy if i could live someplace far away from civilization, where the stars are still visible at night.


Well you should be happy to know that this dream of a different society and visible stars is in your realm of possibility.

You could move to Scotland or Ireland.
http://www.darkskydiscovery.org.uk/dark-sky-discovery-sites/map.html According to this you'll have your visible stars.

And you can reliably use this website http://darksitefinder.com/maps/world.html to pick another region. And then use https://www.wikipedia.org/ to see what kind of culture exists in the dark region you would like to move to.

You may feel like you are stuck, but I assure you that the only thing/person that is making you stuck is yourself. You have to take responsibility for what you want in life; whether realistic or unrealistic. Go on this much needed journey and find what it is you are looking for.
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Yeah, but 80% of the Irish are monsters.
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Gingers aren't monsters, we're just mutants.
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#27 Oct 19 2015 at 12:07 AM Rating: Good
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I notice the last reply after Sogoro's was unrated/removed. I'm really curious who that was and what they said. Smiley: eek

Probably just a spam bot I imagine
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#28 Oct 19 2015 at 5:58 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah, but 80% of the Irish are monsters.


Nah man, I lived with an Irishman for 1 month in Tokyo, he was either drunk, had a beer in his hand or was on the way to drink everytime I talked to him. He always offered me a drink. They're the good kind of monsters.
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#29 Oct 19 2015 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I suppose the sort of monsters I'm thinking of are exclusively American-- Florida being a sort of psychic beacon that calls them into one concentrated area. #nukeflorida
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Sogoro wrote:
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Yeah, but 80% of the Irish are monsters.
They're the good kind of monsters.

Like Grover?

Or maybe Elmo. He has red hair. I bet Elmo is an Irish Grover.
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