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#1 Jan 12 2016 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aside from the facts that I don't like being around them and have killed enough fish to be on a Greenpeace watchlist, anyway. I just bought my dad's birthday present to spite his dog for tearing up my Christmas presents. It was something he wanted. He'd been asking for a violin for a while. We hadn't gotten him one because his dog hates loud noises. Well, you should have thought of that before you chewed up something of mine, ya **** mutt.

For my next evil deed, I shall go turn on all the water hoses in the neighborhood and flood the world! HAHAHAHAHA!
#2 Jan 12 2016 at 11:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
He'd been asking for a violin for a while. We hadn't gotten him one because his dog hates loud noises.
We've just managed to convince our dog to come back inside after getting my daughter her violin.
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