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#1 Aug 01 2018 at 12:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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S.ex makes babies!

So uh, yeah, that's happening..

Edited, Aug 1st 2018 2:50pm by Driftwood
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#2 Aug 02 2018 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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My wife lied to me. Smiley: mad

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#3 Aug 06 2018 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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She did.

And thank you.
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#4 Aug 07 2018 at 3:27 AM Rating: Excellent
GBATE!! Never saw it coming
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Driftwood wrote:
S.ex makes babies!
So uh, yeah, that's happening..
1st one, eh?

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#5 Aug 07 2018 at 5:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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By an absolute miracle, yes my first child.
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Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#6 Aug 11 2018 at 3:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Driftwood wrote:
Sex makes babies!

So uh, yeah, that's happening..
Congrats. And learn to break the filter better, nub. Smiley: tongue
#7 Aug 12 2018 at 12:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Get with the rate-ups, people!!

This is clearly an CJ thread!!Smiley: mad













If this was an actual CJ thread, there'd be no baby!!
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#8 Aug 13 2018 at 7:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Congrats. And learn to break the filter better, nub. Smiley: tongue
Well, I mean technically "breaking the filter" is what caused the baby in the first place.
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#9 Aug 13 2018 at 8:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats!
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