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#1 Mar 08 2006 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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Tell me one more time again
Just like I didn't hear you
Like I don't know what's going through your mind, I do
I play the same game too
I know it's hard to stop
Even when you want to

Now the moon lights up your face
And I can see you're crying
You never liked me to see you cry, it's true
I've done some crying too
The hardest part about it
Is trying to hide it from you

It must be great to be so strong
Never needed anybody's help to carry on
But we're so scared of the silence and the tricks that we use
We're careful and we're cunning, but we're easily bruised
I don't want to lie about it
I'm not bulletproof

Well I finally found the way
To hide from all your glances
Til the waiting game we play is through
I can, but what's the use
When all I really want to do is hide out with you

It would be great to be so strong
You never needed anybody's help to get along
We're so scared of the silence and the language that we use
Yeah we're careful and we're cunning, but we're easily bruised
I don't want to kid about it
I'm not bulletproof

Tell me one more time again
I guess I didn't hear you
I don't know all the secrets that you keep inside
I tried the same thing too
But they all come pouring out of me when I'm talking to you

It must be great to be so strong
You never needed anybody else's help to carry on
But I'm not waking up each morning with forgiveness I can use
No I'm careless, and I'm cruel, but I'm still easily bruised

I'm so tired of lying about it
I'm not bulletproof
No, and I'm not going to lie about it
I'm not bulletproof
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#2 Mar 08 2006 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
I was straight for far too long,
Being told that gay was wrong,
Now I know every crack of ev-er-y cowboy on Brokeback
Where hustle is the name of the game
And cowboys bonk a way that they don't feel no pain
THere'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me

Like a Brokeback cowboy
Steers and ****** what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone

Well I really don't mind the pain
I get off when you scream my name
And I'd love you to do me again
like ya did this past Sunday
Now I dream of just me and you
with the vaseline and a sleeping bag made for 2
There'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me


Like a brokeback cowboy
Steers and ****** what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone
#3 Mar 08 2006 at 5:18 PM Rating: Decent
Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
hab es aus meiner Brust gerissen

Mit diesem Herz hab ich die Macht
die Augenlider zu erpressen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
Dämonen Geister schwarze Feen
sie kriechen aus dem Kellerschacht
und werden unter euer Bettzeug sehen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich hab euch etwas mitgebracht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt

Sie kommen zu euch in der Nacht
und stehlen eure kleinen heißen Tränen
sie warten bis der Mond erwacht
und drücken sie in meine kalten Venen

Nun liebe Kinder gebt fein acht
ich bin die Stimme aus dem Kissen
ich singe bis der Tag erwacht
ein heller Schein am Firmament
Mein Herz brennt
#4 Mar 08 2006 at 5:26 PM Rating: Decent
In the states
There's a problem with race
Because of ignorant past burned fires
From evolution
We've been killing each other
I figure man should have it down to a science

No chance
Not for a minute
Not for a second
I won't be defensive
I'm straight out in my opinion
You'ld better listen to a man who knows what he is saying
I've seen your side
You run and hide for the mere fact that you feel inferior
Be superior
And know your interior

Race, pride, prejudice
Black man, white man
No stand
Live in the past
We make it last
A hated mass
No solution
Mind pollution
For revolution

So low behold my eyes
This land of fools will rise
No good
For no one

You blame oppression and play the role of criminals
To rape and burn show progress is minimal
White hoods and militants you know it's such a pity
Living, breathing
Violence in your city

If one man
Had one home
In one world
Held live alone without variety
Full of anxiety
No one to point at, question
Or even talk to -- in his private grave
No matter what color
He wouldn't be saved from hell
He dwells
A closed mind playing the part of prison cells
#5 Mar 08 2006 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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#6 Mar 08 2006 at 5:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making ****, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my ****, Berserker
Would you like some making ****, Berserker
#7 Mar 08 2006 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Soaks my skin - through to the bone
Pain is nothing that a downpour won't erase
Rain - you can't hold on to it
A treasure you cannot frame
Rain - somehow I'm drawn to it
I feel engaged, one and the same
When heavens dressing beads off my face
The pain is nothing that a downpour won't erase
#8 Mar 08 2006 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
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There once was a girl from Leelin
Who had a particular feelin'
She laid on her back,
and tickled her crack,
and pissed all over the ceilin'
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#9 Mar 08 2006 at 6:09 PM Rating: Good
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There was a young man from Japan
Whose Limericks never would scan
When asked why this was
He said "It's because
I try to fit as many words on the last line as I possibly can"
Ficksed
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#10 Mar 08 2006 at 6:10 PM Rating: Good
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#11 Mar 08 2006 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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#15 Mar 08 2006 at 6:28 PM Rating: Good
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This post looks awfully like one you posted a few moments ago.

Please f[Brown][/Brown]uck off for 25 years before trying to post again.

And hands off my Avatard.

She's Mine damn you. MINE!!!
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#16 Mar 08 2006 at 7:02 PM Rating: Decent
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#18 Mar 08 2006 at 11:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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#22 Mar 09 2006 at 11:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
In some cafe town in St. Tropez

It's hard to keep the fans at bay
They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"

Hemenene humenene
himenene homenene
Poodle... poodle...

Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A few peas short of a casserole
A few buttons missing on my remote control
A few fries short of a happy meal
I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Instructions on the heel
Instructions on the heel

But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)

That's right
(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
You know it
(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)

I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"

I say, "Oui, oui"
That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
"Oui, oui"
He says, "Oui, oui"

I'm dumber than a box of hair
But those Frenchies don't seem to care
Don't know why, mon frere
But they love me there

I'm a genius in France
Yeah, I'm a genius in France

Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
Gonna make those Frenchies scream
"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je ne c'est quoi (quoi!)
Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je ne c'est ...
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo

Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
Bow

[snort]

I'm a taco short of a combo plate
But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
They like me more than heavy cream

When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
They think I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half
When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh (haw haw haw haw haw)
And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

People in France have lots of attitude
They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
But when they see me, they just come unglued
They think that I am one happening dude

Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle

Entre nous, it's very true
The room temperature's higher than my IQ
But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
How did this happen; I don't have a clue

Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
I don't have any skills or grace or charm
And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France

And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
I'm never never never never goin' back home again
I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick it

'Cause I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back
I'm never goin' back

The girls back home never gave me a chance
But I sho' 'nuff got them Frogs in some kinda trance
And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance
But "Great Googily Moogily!", I'm a genius in France

Every Frenchie that I meet
Just can't wait to kiss my feet
Get in line, pucker up! Tout Suite!

Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour
I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power
Now they're puttin' up my statue by the Eiffel Tower

A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left
A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left

I'm the biggest dork there is alive
My mom picked out my clothes for me 'till I was 35
And I forgot to mention
I'm not even welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the Frenchies think
That my **** don't stink
I'm a genius in France

Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon?
Merci beaucoup


Edited, Thu Mar 9 11:32:22 2006 by Danalog
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#23 Mar 09 2006 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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It wasn’t me baby, no it wasn’t me, baby.
It must have been some other body, uh uh, baby, it wasn’t me

Said he was cold, tired and hungry, came a begin’ for bread;
The lady took him and fed him breakfast in bed.
It wasn’t me, Boss, it wasn’t me, it wasn’t me.
It must have been some other body, uh uh, Boss, it wasn’t me.

You say you saw my car parked in the drive in one night;
Came over to speak to me, I was out of sight
I wasn’t me, baby, uh uh, baby, it wasn’t me
It must have been some other body, uh uh, Sarge, it wasn’t me

Yes, a shrewd young whipper snapper love to run and play;
But the draft got him, they inducted him today
It wasn’t me, Sarge, uh uh, Sarge, it wasn’t me
It must have been some other body, uh uh, Sarge, it wasn’t me

I met a German girl in England who was goin’ to school in France
Said we dance in Mississippi at a Alpha Keppa dance
It wasn’t me, Officer, no, Officer, it wasn’t me
It must have been some other body, uh uh, Officer, it wasn’t me

Wailing down the freeway, testing out the cruising power;
State trooper trailing, clocked him ninety miles per hour
It wasn’t me, Sheriff; Uh huh, Sheriff, it wasn’t me
Ah! It must have been some other body, uh uh, Sheriff, it wasn’t me

Calling for brave young soldiers, needed on the front row;
Lieutenant said, Which one of yall volunteer to go,
It wasn’t me, Captain, uh uh, Captain, it wasn’t me
It must have been some other body, uh uh, Captain, it wasn’t me
#24 Mar 09 2006 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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#25 Mar 09 2006 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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OOHHH BABY YOU!!! Got what I need...
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Edited, Thu Mar 9 14:47:12 2006 by Elderon
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