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#52 Jun 04 2014 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's where the Buddism thing comes in. Just reincarnate as something that's better able to defend itself.
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#53 Jun 04 2014 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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So unless you hear about my son killing someone, Kelvy's points are invalid.

What if he kills me, huh? Then it'll be too late.


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#54 Jun 04 2014 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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I've have guessed plasma-firing giant roboscorpions
Tango. We have a **** in the punchbowl. Repeat, we have a **** in the punchbowl.

Edit: Also, have you been playing TTRPGs lately?

Edited, Jun 4th 2014 10:28am by Poldaran
#55 Jun 04 2014 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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That's where the Buddism thing comes in. Just reincarnate as something that's better able to defend itself.

Gamera?
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#56 Jun 04 2014 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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Buddha wins. None of the various flavors of the God of Abraham are that close except for Jesus
Just combine the two, everyone else does.


You mean Jeebus?
#57 Jun 04 2014 at 10:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Catwho wrote:
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Buddha wins. None of the various flavors of the God of Abraham are that close except for Jesus
Just combine the two, everyone else does.


You mean Jeebus?
Sure. Smiley: grin

But seriously, there's a few denominations that combine the two teachings. Some of the wife's extended family is part of one of them.
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#58 Jun 04 2014 at 11:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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#59 Jun 04 2014 at 11:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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No, but they're rather generous with refrigerator magnets.
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#60 Jun 04 2014 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
No, but they're rather generous with refrigerator magnets.


Let me guess, they slap them on your CPU as a surprise.

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#61 Jun 04 2014 at 11:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
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No, but they're rather generous with refrigerator magnets.
Let me guess, they slap them on your CPU as a surprise.
There's a reason I hide all electronics from them. Darn hillbillies... Smiley: glare

It's more of a "hey this is the new spiritual wellness thing I'm really into this week and I'm super excited about it so everyone gets a free magnet advertising their youth center but nobody seems to want them so you can have five of them if you'd like and maybe you could hand them out to your friends" kind of thing.
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#62 Jun 04 2014 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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Will refrigerator magnets become obsolete with the advent of the smart-fridge?

...add them to the endangered list.
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#63 Jun 04 2014 at 11:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Xavier is 12, a self proclaimed atheist, and loves reading anything about Slenderman. He even dressed up as him for Halloween last year. He thinks these girls are sick people and he's disgusted and horrified by their actions.

That's what they told their moms too. He's 12 now, you have to reconcile yourself to the fact that your experience of having any idea of how he really feels is long, long, gone. You're just guessing now.
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#64 Jun 04 2014 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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Will refrigerator magnets become obsolete with the advent of the smart-fridge?

...add them to the endangered list.


Doubt it, so long as people still send Grandma whatever awesome scribbles the grandbabies did this week in the mail.
#65 Jun 04 2014 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
That's where the Buddism thing comes in. Just reincarnate as something that's better able to defend itself.

Gamera?


Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat!
#66 Jun 04 2014 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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Technogeek wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
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That's where the Buddism thing comes in. Just reincarnate as something that's better able to defend itself.

Gamera?


Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat!
Riding their bikes into the woods
Let's watch the kids go to their fate
They won't be found for many days
Cornjob will be...blamed.

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#67 Jun 04 2014 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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...Cornjob?

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#68 Jun 04 2014 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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...Cornjob?




Gentlemen...BEHOLD!


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Edited, Jun 4th 2014 4:13pm by Shaowstrike
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#69 Jun 04 2014 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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...Cornjob?
It would seem I got the lyrics a bit wrong.

But, yeah; Cornjob.


Edited, Jun 4th 2014 2:13pm by Bijou
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#70 Jun 04 2014 at 2:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
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...Cornjob?




Gentlemen...BEHOLD!


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Edited, Jun 4th 2014 4:13pm by Shaowstrike


Yeah, not clicking that.
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#71 Jun 04 2014 at 2:17 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
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...Cornjob?




Gentlemen...BEHOLD!


NSFW

Edited, Jun 4th 2014 4:13pm by Shaowstrike


Yeah, not clicking that.


It's YouTube, you'll be fine.
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#72 Jun 04 2014 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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Xavier is 12, a self proclaimed atheist, and loves reading anything about Slenderman. He even dressed up as him for Halloween last year. He thinks these girls are sick people and he's disgusted and horrified by their actions.

That's what they told their moms too. He's 12 now, you have to reconcile yourself to the fact that your experience of having any idea of how he really feels is long, long, gone. You're just guessing now.


$100 says my kid doesn't try to kill anyone up to age 18. After he hits age of majority we can revisit the bet Smiley: cool
#73 Jun 04 2014 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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$100 says my kid doesn't try to kill anyone up to age 18.
What if he kills a 19 year old?
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#74 Jun 04 2014 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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DSD wrote:
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Xavier is 12, a self proclaimed atheist, and loves reading anything about Slenderman. He even dressed up as him for Halloween last year. He thinks these girls are sick people and he's disgusted and horrified by their actions.

That's what they told their moms too. He's 12 now, you have to reconcile yourself to the fact that your experience of having any idea of how he really feels is long, long, gone. You're just guessing now.


$100 says my kid doesn't try to kill anyone up to age 18. After he hits age of majority we can revisit the bet Smiley: cool


If we include video game characters and creatures I'll take that bet.
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#75 Jun 04 2014 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
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$100 says my kid doesn't try to kill anyone up to age 18.
What if he kills a 19 year old?

If he kills a 19 yr old, I'd actually be impressed. Xavier's pretty scrawny for his age.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Xavier is 12, a self proclaimed atheist, and loves reading anything about Slenderman. He even dressed up as him for Halloween last year. He thinks these girls are sick people and he's disgusted and horrified by their actions.

That's what they told their moms too. He's 12 now, you have to reconcile yourself to the fact that your experience of having any idea of how he really feels is long, long, gone. You're just guessing now.


$100 says my kid doesn't try to kill anyone up to age 18. After he hits age of majority we can revisit the bet Smiley: cool


If we include video game characters and creatures I'll take that bet.

If we're including video game characters than we're all killers.
#76 Jun 04 2014 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Or worse... Smiley: um
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