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#1 Jul 18 2014 at 6:40 AM Rating: Good
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Good ol' NPR is willing to recognize Men as a social group.

The Modern American Man. There are some interesting graphs and charts for those that like this sort of thing (I gorge on them), but over-all men still are worse students, make more money and live shorter lives than women. Though for the latter two stats the gap is narrowing.

Men, how are you feeling about your gender?







Edited, Jul 18th 2014 2:42pm by Elinda
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#2 Jul 18 2014 at 6:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Jul 18 2014 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Men, how are you feeling about your gender?
Still pretty good.
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#4 Jul 18 2014 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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It seems odd to me that the life expectancy gap would be smallest during WW2.
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#5 Jul 18 2014 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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Timelordwho wrote:
It seems odd to me that the life expectancy gap would be smallest during WW2.

Do they count those types of deaths?
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#6 Jul 18 2014 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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It seems odd to me that the life expectancy gap would be smallest during WW2.

Fellas on the home front did a lot of extra woman beating. For the heroes over seas.
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#7 Jul 18 2014 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
It seems odd to me that the life expectancy gap would be smallest during WW2.

Do they count those types of deaths?

It's hard to differentiate years, but it looks like the narrowest the gap got would have been at the very tail end or WW2 and also during a deadly flu outbreak.

Maybe the men brought disease back from overseas.
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#8 Jul 18 2014 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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The deadly flu outbreak was at the end of the other world war.
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#9 Jul 18 2014 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Men, how are you feeling about your gender?
We still make more money, and that's what most men care about anyway right? There's also benefits to being in a workplace that's quickly becoming dominated by women.
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#10 Jul 18 2014 at 9:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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We make more money, which our women spend on clothes and shoes, which stresses us out, which then kills us off earlier.



The crap we eat has no impact on that last part.
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#11 Jul 18 2014 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Men, how are you feeling about your gender?
We still make more money, and that's what most men care about anyway right? There's also benefits to being in a workplace that's quickly becoming dominated by women.
You get to imagine them in sexy nurse outfits?
#12 Jul 18 2014 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Men, how are you feeling about your gender?
We still make more money, and that's what most men care about anyway right? There's also benefits to being in a workplace that's quickly becoming dominated by women.
You get to imagine them in sexy nurse outfits?
lab coat > nurse outfit. Smiley: nod
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#13 Jul 18 2014 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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#14 Jul 18 2014 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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What-ever floats your lab-coat.

...or whatever blows your skirt up.
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#15 Jul 18 2014 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Interesting, under 'sharing the load' women used to put in 50 hours a week on average and men would put in 48.5. Nowadays men are busy 54 hours a week and women only for 53.

Slackers.

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#16 Jul 18 2014 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
Interesting, under 'sharing the load' women used to put in 50 hours a week on average and men would put in 48.5. Nowadays men are busy 54 hours a week and women only for 53.

Slackers.

Smiley: disappointed
I blame video games. again.
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#17 Jul 18 2014 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is that including or excluding house work?
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#18 Jul 18 2014 at 1:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Housework + Job + Child Care = someproteinguy's numbers.

We don't need no complicated math. Smiley: cool
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#19 Jul 20 2014 at 9:01 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Men, how are you feeling about your gender?

We have penises, which is pretty awesome. Also, we're better at basketball.
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#20 Jul 21 2014 at 5:34 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Men, how are you feeling about your gender?

We have penises, which is pretty awesome.
Smiley: mad
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#21 Jul 21 2014 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Also, we're better at basketball.
Is the WNBA still a thing?
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#22 Jul 21 2014 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
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Also, we're better at basketball.
Is the WNBA still a thing?

I don't think so. But women are better at baking and beauty contests. Also pick-up sticks.
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#23 Jul 21 2014 at 9:11 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
But women are better at baking

lrn2bbq
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#24 Jul 21 2014 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Elinda wrote:
But women are better at baking

lrn2bbq

Isn't that what you're for?
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#25 Jul 21 2014 at 9:16 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Elinda wrote:
But women are better at baking

lrn2bbq

Isn't that what you're for?

I'm sorry, I thought we were discussing the relative merits of having a *****, of which one is being able to BBQ better.

because if you have a *****, you are inherently better able to flip the meat? Or you can use it to flip the meat? Oh, so many meat jokes!
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#26 Jul 21 2014 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
Or you can use it to flip the meat?

Get the spatula attachment.
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