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#27 Aug 15 2014 at 5:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Also, since writing that stuff earlier, I think I hurt my back pulling out grass and weeds. And we've run out of trash can. Smiley: motz

Shoulda just gone out a week earlier and sprayed the bejeezus out of it with Triox or something.
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#28 Aug 15 2014 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Just finished summer classes for school (Business 101, English 235) I'm going to lose my 4.0 because trying to fit 12 weeks of a class into 7 weeks is tough, and I decided to take 2 classes(which i don't suggest for summer qaurter). If I get what I think Im going to get, I'll get an B+ and B which brings my overall GPA to 3.8 (like GPA matters anymore).

The wife and I are house/dog sitting at a friends house while they are in France. Its nice since they have full cable and central air but we have to bounce between our apartment and their house every other night because we adopted a kitten 2 months ago and she has serious separation anxiety. She has to sleep between me and my wife every night or curled around the top of our heads. When I'm on the computer she always curls up either under my screen or in the desk drawer.

Weekend plans beating Kingdom Hearts 1.5, barbequing some steaks (our apt complex doesn't allow grills) using our friends spiffy grill, and starting up another backlogged game this weekend.

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#29 Aug 15 2014 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm almost done with Titan Quest (well, the Immortal Throne quest line -- been bouncing between that and the second difficulty setting but have zero interest in playing through it all three times) and need to decide what to play next. Maybe Witcher or Witcher 2.
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#30 Aug 15 2014 at 6:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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I couldn't play Witcher 2. For some reason I can't figure out how to remap the keys for a lefty.

Granted, I didn't try *all* that hard.
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#31 Aug 15 2014 at 10:15 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Also, since writing that stuff earlier, I think I hurt my back pulling out grass and weeds. And we've run out of trash can. Smiley: motz

Shoulda just gone out a week earlier and sprayed the bejeezus out of it with Triox or something.
Actually, we did spray last week with some kind of weed killer. It's mostly dead at this point, but there's still a crap ton of it.
#32 Aug 15 2014 at 11:29 PM Rating: Good
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I couldn't play Witcher 2. For some reason I can't figure out how to remap the keys for a lefty.
Granted, I didn't try *all* that hard.


maybe I should come over and give it a shot!

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#33 Aug 16 2014 at 6:44 AM Rating: Decent
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No big plans but I'm going to have to take Joph Jr out behind the wheel for the first time this weekend. He just started sophomore year and has Driver's Ed this semester. I thought it wasn't until never semester but nope.

What the everliving fucj, how is he possibly that old? It's "Tax Free Weekend" here in the worker's paradise, where we take two days of every year to celebrate unrestrained capitalism. As it happens, our house is near the border with New Hampshire, or as we refer to it colloquially: "Arkansas With Snow" and they never have sales tax, so less of a thing for us. There's no Ikea there, however, so this is our big weekend to buy 40,000 tea lights and stuffed alligator without paying tax. Boring story, I know. To compensate, here is a cat combing my son's hair from about a year ago:

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#34 Aug 16 2014 at 8:55 AM Rating: Good
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I think the licking others heads thing is a way of asserting dominance for cats, not entirely sure though.
#35 Aug 16 2014 at 10:01 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't think so. I've had kittens do that to me, I think it's just a grooming thing.

Kid seems to be into it, anyway.
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#36 Aug 16 2014 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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9 hours of my weekend was a road trip home. I ended up stumbling upon a driver who was being an ***. Not exactly sure what he was thinking he was doing.

I came up on a couple cars, not really thinking anything of it, but I noticed that the car in the back switched lanes, and the car in the front instantly followed. And did it twice. So I cautiously passed the pair, thinking maybe they knew each other and were **** around. As I passed the guy in the front, I glanced over and he was staring at me. Thought it was strange, but what ever.

I hit the gas and sped up a bit, doing about 82. I get a bit away from the pair and the guy that was in the front speeds up, overtakes me, moves in front of me, and slows down. Rather than play his little "Haha, I'm in front of you" game I just slow down and stay in the same lane. Eventually the guy that was stuck behind him overtakes us both (as expected). And as soon as he gets beyond us, the guy in front of me speeds off, whips around the other guy again, and slows down. I decide to keep my distance, and watch as this guy keeps **** with drivers. Anyone that passes him he speeds around, hits the brakes, and then forces them to stay behind him.

This goes on for miles, and about 15 minutes later we are in some heavy construction zones around Chicago, and I see flashing lights come up in my rear view. The cop is stuck behind me cause I'm trapped on the side of a truck. Eventually I am able to get out of the way and lane clears to allow the cop to reach the offending driver. As he does, the original driver I passed who was being harassed has his window down and is motioning the cop's attention toward the car with the a$$hole driver.

The cop gets up behind the driver, his lights turned off now, and follows the driver for about 5 minutes, then flips his lights on, and a short time later has the guy pulled over on the side of the road.

There was a big cluster of people he was harassing, since his antics had not allowed numerous cars to pass and there were a large number of trucks in the right lane. I notice a few of them clap as they pass.

I guess someone called the cops on his while this was all going on. I am assuming the original harassed driver I saw, since I saw him motion the cop toward the offending driver. Not sure what the cop would get him for... Reckless Driving maybe?

Edited, Aug 16th 2014 2:44pm by TirithRR
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#37 Aug 18 2014 at 6:25 AM Rating: Good
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We need 'emoticons' that display on our bumpers and are readily visible to other cars.



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#38 Aug 18 2014 at 7:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mood bumpers?

That could work, if they accurately reflected levels of crazy/distraction.

As for the weekend, it's over... but the Thai food was delicious.

And now for some reason I have "Crimson and Clover" stuck in my head. Here, share the earworm:

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#39 Aug 18 2014 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
We need 'emoticons' that display on our bumpers and are readily visible to other cars.
Mostly Smiley: mad and Smiley: motz probably.
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And now for some reason I have "Crimson and Clover" stuck in my head. Here, share the earworm:
Smiley: thumbsup

I was listening to Horse Feathers, but this is better. Next up....I Think We're Alone Now. Smiley: sly
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#41 Aug 18 2014 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Elinda wrote:
We need 'emoticons' that display on our bumpers and are readily visible to other cars.
Mostly Smiley: mad and Smiley: motz probably.

Nothing other than a programmable, full-window LED text display would be enough for my uses.
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Debalic wrote:
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Elinda wrote:
We need 'emoticons' that display on our bumpers and are readily visible to other cars.
Mostly Smiley: mad and Smiley: motz probably.

Nothing other than a programmable, full-window LED text display would be enough for my uses.

That would be distracting......
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#43 Aug 18 2014 at 9:08 PM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
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We need 'emoticons' that display on our bumpers and are readily visible to other cars.
Mostly Smiley: mad and Smiley: motz probably.

Nothing other than a programmable, full-window LED text display would be enough for my uses.

That would be distracting......

To you, or the driver you are trying to send the message to? Cause sometimes those people just aren't paying attention.

I was leaving the store one day and there was a car that pulled out of the spot next to me. Their back door was open and swinging in the breeze. One of those back doors that swung from the side. Grocery bags sitting on the floor, just waiting to fall. I pulled out, honked my horn, waved them down. They ignored me. I flash my lights, hit my horn a couple more times. Ignored.

I follow them out to the road, still ignoring me. I follow them down to the stop light, still ignoring me. They are turning left, but I'm not going to turn left onto the main drag and have to find my way back around, so I stay turning right. The whole time I'm at the light I'm flashing my lights, honking, waving... still ignored.

They turn off to the left, I go right.

Not sure what they were doing. But I'm sure their groceries were spilled all over the highway a few hundred feet down the road.
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#44 Aug 19 2014 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
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That's more than I would have done.
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#45 Aug 19 2014 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:

To you, or the driver you are trying to send the message to?

Both.

What was the symbol again to make the Shark smiley?

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#46 Aug 19 2014 at 7:52 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
That's more than I would have done.

I'd have been trailing them hoping to scoop on some free groceries.
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I hit the gas and sped up a bit, doing about 82. I get a bit away from the pair and the guy that was in the front speeds up, overtakes me, moves in front of me, and slows down. Rather than play his little "Haha, I'm in front of you" game I just slow down and stay in the same lane. Eventually the guy that was stuck behind him overtakes us both (as expected). And as soon as he gets beyond us, the guy in front of me speeds off, whips around the other guy again, and slows down. I decide to keep my distance, and watch as this guy keeps **** with drivers. Anyone that passes him he speeds around, hits the brakes, and then forces them to stay behind him.


Were there other cars up ahead, or was the road relatively clear? I've seen people play the subconscious "speed up if someone tries to pass, then slow down once they're behind me" game, but this guy sounds like he was doing this deliberately. If the road was clear for far enough ahead, I probably would have just speed past him and kept going until he gave up. But I suppose that's not the safest approach (but way more fun Smiley: grin).
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#48 Aug 19 2014 at 7:03 PM Rating: Good
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Na, it wasn't any subconscious need to be the "leader of the pack".

(I have noticed myself fall for that a couple times. Someone is in front of me... that means I cannot go faster than what they are going and there for they are holding me back. But I try not to often)

This guy, once he was in front of someone, and that person try to change lanes, he would instantly (and violently, his car swerving at times) change to match. At times he was almost driving in both lanes to anticipate the lane shift of the car behind him. We he tried to play with me, I didn't play along and just stayed a steady speed in the one lane behind him. I must have been boring.

In my mind it seems that he was "policing" the freeway by trying to force everyone to drive 70mph or under (and doing so in an unsafe manner).

I don't know how the traffic stop ended. The first guy I saw him harass (the one that waved the cop toward the offender) stopped with the officer, I assume he was the one that called the cops. So I'd like to imagine he got a reckless driving ticket, along with a hefty fine and the license points that came along with it. But that's mostly just my "I hope that a$$hole got what he deserved".

I didn't feel like getting into a race with the guy. He was clearly doing over 90 when he zoomed past me after I passed them, as I was doing just over 80 around the time and he overtook me with ease.

Edited, Aug 19th 2014 9:05pm by TirithRR
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See, if the road was clear enough ahead, I'd probably have been tempted to see how fast he was willing to go to try to force me to drive less than 70. My thinking is that once you get past his "reel them in" range, he'll have to let you go if he wants to keep the rest of the cars driving at a safe speed (or whatever his derangement was). Call it a psych experiment. At what point will his need to force *you* to comply with his speed limit be outweighed by his need to maintain that speed limit for the rest of the cars still behind him. Hell, I'd probably deliberately slow down up ahead of him a ways just to see him struggle with indecision. Do it just right and you can hold him at that indecision point, and effectively control his speed.

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Hmmm, the Lagrange point of traffic? That's an interesting idea. Don't think it has much going for it; most drivers aren't going to spend much time in indecision like that, unless they're high on something. Anyone with an agenda, like this guy, is going to make a rash decision pretty quickly.

Now, egging a guy on like this to race, on a highway you know well, so you can slam on the brakes a curve away from where the speed trap usually is, and send the guy to the police at over a hundred. That's what I call evil.

Edited, Aug 20th 2014 12:23am by Debalic
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Hmmm, the Lagrange point of traffic?


Hah! Lagrange point of traffic. Love it!

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Now, egging a guy on like this to race, on a highway you know well, so you can slam on the brakes a curve away from where the speed trap usually is, and send the guy to the police at over a hundred. That's what I call evil.


Only did that once, and it was accidental (I swear!). Was playing around with a 370Z on the freeway, and as we were coming over a rise towards a freeway exchange (it's the rather large i805/i8 exchange, which is actually pretty wide open as you cross the valley north to south as we were), I dropped my speed (just had a feeling that I should slow down), but he just kept on going. About a mile or so down the road (other side of the freeway exchange and up the hill on the south side), I see him on the side of the freeway with a cop parked behind him. Oops!
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