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#1 Oct 06 2014 at 7:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Honestly, probably nothing. That said, the small chance that we're moving toward a reconsiliation with the South probably warrants a thread. Or a dead Dear Leader, either would be pretty interesting.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/04/north-korean-leaders-close-kim-jong-un-surprise-visit-south

Top North Korean leaders made a surprise trip to South Korea on Saturday, with the rivals holding their highest level face-to-face talks in five years.

After months of tension expectations for any breakthrough were low, but the visit itself was significant, allowing valuable contact between confidants of the North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and Seoul’s senior official for North Korean affairs.

The divided neighbours have exchanged a steady stream of insults in recent weeks, and North Korea has fired an unusual number of missiles and rockets.

The North Korean delegation, ostensibly for the closing ceremony of the Asian Games in Incheon, was led by Hwang Pyong-so, the top political officer at the Korean People’s Army and considered by analysts to be the country’s second most important official after Kim.

Rumours have swirled in the South about the health of Kim, who has made no public appearances since 3 September and skipped a high-profile recent event he usually attends.
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#2 Oct 06 2014 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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In Best Korea they recently landed a man on the Sun.
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#3 Oct 06 2014 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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Best Korea is a misnomer, it implies that there is another Korea. There is Only Korea and a group of rebels with a base of operations in the South with their devious allies in the West.

But for realsies, we just don't know anything about this. It's nothing more than rumour, and there is no way to verify it. We just know almost nothing about the situation or what goes down in NK most of the time. Un could still be in power, for all we know.

That said, I'm sure some folks in Washington keep tabs on North Korea and therefore probably know what's going on right now, but they sure as hell ain't talkin'.
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That said, I'm sure some folks in Washington keep tabs on North Korea and therefore probably know what's going on right now, but they sure as **** ain't talkin'.


They either don't know anything, or are almost impossibly well disciplined.
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#6 Oct 07 2014 at 10:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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There's been an ongoing coup, ever since Jang-sung was executed and a purge removed his faction, there has been a power vacuum. Kim has lost much of his power based on reports I've read. We'll see what the new guard decides to do, they have a couple viable options.
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#7 Oct 08 2014 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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They could have pushed Kim into one of those lube tubs during his factory tour.
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#8 Oct 08 2014 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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That said, I'm sure some folks in Washington keep tabs on North Korea and therefore probably know what's going on right now, but they sure as **** ain't talkin'.


They either don't know anything, or are almost impossibly well disciplined.
I can't imagine them spending too much energy on it. If they were we'd be seeing a lot more anti-NK propaganda already.
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#9 Oct 08 2014 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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Maybe Kim Jong Un is pregnant.
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#10 Oct 08 2014 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Which brings up the real question of the day: if it's a girl will he have himself executed for not bearing a male heir?
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Glorious Leader cannot fail, comrade. First born will be male heir, regardless of dangly bits.
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