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#27 Oct 13 2014 at 5:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Was the infection at the site of the shot? If not, then they are unrelated.
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Oh, I'm sure they almost definitely are unrelated. But it's like how you stop wearing your black socks if you notice that you keep almost getting hit by cars when you wear them. It's indescribably silly, but fairly normal.
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My only problem with flu shots is the two weeks of cold that follows.
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1. Force the other 9 groups to all adopt your own values and ensure that the government acts in alignment with those values, usually by granting the government vast amounts of power while your "side" has control of the reins so it can cause that forced social change. This is more or less the route that the Left is taking. Another word for this is authoritarianism.

2. Minimize the amount of power the government has all of the time. This way, you can maximize the amount of different viewpoints and value sets that can exist in your society while minimizing the degree of suffering by those whose values may not be shared by those in power. This is more or less the route that the Right is taking. Another word for this is liberalism (or, I suppose libertarianism, but that tends to get associated with the modern political party of the same name).

You have these in the wrong paragraphs.


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What's interesting though is that liberals tend to assume that conservatives are also attempting to do option 1 (projection). They know that they are fighting to gain political power so they can force society to change in accordance with their views and ideals and assume that's what conservatives are doing when we oppose them.


For liberals, it's not that you think that you fight for less government intrusion and conservatives fight for more, but that you fight for "good" intrusion, while conservatives fight for "bad" intrusion. Which is precisely the point I was making. That assumption is incorrect, which causes liberals to fail (repeatedly) to understand the conservative position entirely. Which then leads to like the Dark Side or something.


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ALSO: "Small, limited government" would by design mean "small, limited military" which you may note is NOT in the Conservative platform. Sorry, lil' buddy, you can't have it both ways.Smiley: frown



Wrong. In your opinion it does, but that's not what conservatives are talking about when we talk about "small government". Perhaps instead of demanding that our positions fit into your assumptions, you actually listen to what we're saying? Just a thought.
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#33 Oct 13 2014 at 4:13 PM Rating: Default
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For liberals, it's not that you think that you fight for less government intrusion and conservatives fight for more, but that you fight for "good" intrusion, while conservatives fight for "bad" intrusion. Which is precisely the point I was making. That assumption is incorrect, which causes liberals to fail (repeatedly) to understand the conservative position entirely. Which then leads to like the Dark Side or something.


It's not intrusion if it is desired and requested.

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Wrong. In your opinion it does, but that's not what conservatives are talking about when we talk about "small government". Perhaps instead of demanding that our positions fit into your assumptions, you actually listen to what we're saying? Just a thought.

Which is exactly his point. Conservatives are quick talk about how bad "big government" is, until it is something that they want. We saw this in the government shutdown.
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My only problem with flu shots is that some of them are less well tested than others.
My only problem with flu shots is the two weeks of cold that follows.


One of my issues with the whole flu shot thing is that those who work hard to debunk the idea of not taking a flu shot tend to use very misleading language to do so. While the flu shot wont give you the "flu", it can often produce "flu like symptoms". This is because the symptoms are your body's response to the virus. The whole point of a vaccine is to expose your immune system to a weakened or inactive version of the virus so that your body can develop anti-bodies to resist it in the future. To do this, you have to trick the body into thinking it's got the flu. So, not surprisingly, many people get the same symptoms from taking the vaccine as they'd get if they had the flu.

Why is this a problem? Because it's almost never the flu itself that kills people, but the weakened state your body is in while fighting it that leaves you vulnerable to things like pneumonia that does. So while your immune system is busy spending energy fighting the fake flu you introduced to it in the shot, it's temporarily weakened and may result in you getting something more serious. Now, these symptoms are *usually* less severe than if you had a real flu, and *usually* last a lot less time, thus decreasing your odds of getting seriously ill compared to actually catching a real flu, but you're taking a 100% chance of being exposed to a minor flu with a short window of vulnerability to something more serious in order to protect yourself against the relatively small chance that you might contract the flu at all, much less one of the 3 or 4 strains that the vaccine actually protects against, during the 3 month time period when the vaccination is actually effective anyway.


So yeah, choosing not to take the flu shot isn't that nutty of a decision to make at all.
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For liberals, it's not that you think that you fight for less government intrusion and conservatives fight for more, but that you fight for "good" intrusion, while conservatives fight for "bad" intrusion. Which is precisely the point I was making. That assumption is incorrect, which causes liberals to fail (repeatedly) to understand the conservative position entirely. Which then leads to like the Dark Side or something.


It's not intrusion if it is desired and requested.


Of course it is. The fact that you think otherwise is what I'm talking about. That's the liberal blind spot. You're ok with the government taking actions to make your life "better" and don't consider that an intrusion. Conservatives consider government actions intrusion regardless of outcome. More importantly, we consider those actions to be infringements of liberty, while liberals tend not to.

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Wrong. In your opinion it does, but that's not what conservatives are talking about when we talk about "small government". Perhaps instead of demanding that our positions fit into your assumptions, you actually listen to what we're saying? Just a thought.

Which is exactly his point. Conservatives are quick talk about how bad "big government" is, until it is something that they want. We saw this in the government shutdown.


Big versus small government isn't just about the dollars being spent, but what they are being spent on. I've explained this at least a dozen times over the years on this forum. Do I have to explain it again? Operating a military is one of the small list of things that a federal government must do. Ergo, operating a military is not a violation of the principle of "small government". Spending taxpayer dollars to encourage people to eat their vegetables is *not* on the small list of things that the federal government must do. Ergo, spending money to do that is a violation of the principle of small government. What the relative costs of those things are is irrelevant to that determination.

We may also want to reduce spending even on necessary things, but that's a different issue. It's like arguing the difference between spending money on rent versus spending it going out to the movies. Sure, I'd like to make sure I'm not overpaying on rent, but only a complete moron would justify spending money on movies based on how much is spent on rent, much less demand that any reduction to the dollars spent on movies to meet a budget must be matched with a reduction in the dollars spent on rent. Yet, that's precisely what the Democrats demanded in the very shutdown(s) you're referring to.
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Big versus small government isn't just about the dollars being spent, but what they are being spent on.
Well, gee, gbaji. Just say "I'm a social Conservative".

Clarity and all that.
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#37 Oct 13 2014 at 5:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's like arguing the difference between spending money on rent versus spending it going out to the movies.
"Movies" here being equivalent to "social programs" so, in your view, frivolous.



Aaaaand, while we're at it: "Rent = Military" in your world I guess. Liberals are arguing that maybe you don't need Versailles when an apartment block will do.
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Big versus small government isn't just about the dollars being spent, but what they are being spent on.
Well, gee, gbaji. Just say "I'm a social Conservative".

Clarity and all that.


Except that would not be clarity. It would be a misrepresentation. The term "social conservative" has a completely different meaning than what I'm talking about.

A closer term would be "fiscal conservative", in case you are curious.

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It's like arguing the difference between spending money on rent versus spending it going out to the movies.
"Movies" here being equivalent to "social programs" so, in your view, frivolous.


Movies being equivalent to anything that is not a necessary function of a federal government (I thought I was abundantly clear on this). That generally includes social programs, but the motivation is not to oppose the social change/improvement/whatever, but because those things aren't necessary functions of the federal government. This is part of what I'm talking about. Liberals think in terms of agreeing or disagreeing with the thing itself, and thus if you oppose spending on that thing, you must oppose the thing. Conservatives think in terms of necessary functions of government and believe we should limit government action (and spending) to the greatest degree possible to just those things that are necessary.

A liberal supports federal funding for food stamps because he doesn't want people to go hungry. He assumes that a conservative views funding for food stamps the same way, and thus the conservative's opposition to that funding means he wants people to go hungry. But the conservative's reason is that this isn't a necessary function of the federal government, and thus we shouldn't fund it that way. The conservative doesn't want people to go hungry, but believes that there are better ways to feed people than creating "big government" programs.

It's a disconnect regarding motivation that I'm trying to point out. I find it interesting (and a bit frustrating) just how hard it is for most liberals to even see that it's possible for personA to oppose something for completely different reasons than PersonB supports it.

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Aaaaand, while we're at it: "Rent = Military" in your world I guess. Liberals are arguing that maybe you don't need Versailles when an apartment block will do.


Sure. And that's a perfectly valid argument. But that's not the argument I responded to. The argument I responded to was "How can you claim to oppose spending on <some social program> on small government grounds, when you don't oppose spending on the military?". That's a totally different argument.

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gbaji wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Big versus small government isn't just about the dollars being spent, but what they are being spent on.
Well, gee, gbaji. Just say "I'm a social Conservative".

Clarity and all that.


Except that would not be clarity. It would be a misrepresentation. The term "social conservative" has a completely different meaning than what I'm talking about.

A closer term would be "fiscal conservative", in case you are curious.

Fiscal conservative = We could just cut everything by 20%.
Fiscal liberal = Naw, let's increase spending on everything by 20%.
Republican = Let's cut 20% from the EPA and encourage church orientated volunteer groups instead.
Democrat = Let's increase spending by 20% for everyone who is okay with me gay-marrying mother earth.
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gbaji wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Big versus small government isn't just about the dollars being spent, but what they are being spent on.
Well, gee, gbaji. Just say "I'm a social Conservative".

Clarity and all that.
Except that would not be clarity. It would be a misrepresentation. The term "social conservative" has a completely different meaning than what I'm talking about.

A closer term would be "fiscal conservative", in case you are curious.
A fiscal conservative doesn't cherry pick the budget. He/she would insist that all spending be reduced. See, a social conservative decides whats' "good" or "bad" budget-wise based on an ideology. THAT'S YOU. Denying that after your years of clearly expressing otherwise is just ludicrous.

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The conservative doesn't want people to go hungry, but believes that there are better ways to feed people than creating "big government" programs
.Oh, OK. Please point me to a Conservative site that expounds on "better ways to feed people" that does not include help from the Federal Government and I'll go read that and get back to you.
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Movies being equivalent to anything that is not a necessary function of a federal government.
not a necessary function = wasteful, not needed....................frivolous




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The argument I responded to was "How can you claim to oppose spending on <some social program> on small government grounds, when you don't oppose spending on the military?". That's a totally different argument.
Only in that vacuous bubble you call your head.
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Of course it is.

Not according to the definition.

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Conservatives consider government actions intrusion regardless of outcome. More importantly, we consider those actions to be infringements of liberty, while liberals tend not to.
Both sides would be wrong. This is why we have things like dictionaries, to create standards so people can't go around making stuff up.

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Big versus small government isn't just about the dollars being spent, but what they are being spent on. I've explained this at least a dozen times over the years on this forum. Do I have to explain it again? Operating a military is one of the small list of things that a federal government must do. Ergo, operating a military is not a violation of the principle of "small government". Spending taxpayer dollars to encourage people to eat their vegetables is *not* on the small list of things that the federal government must do. Ergo, spending money to do that is a violation of the principle of small government. What the relative costs of those things are is irrelevant to that determination.

We may also want to reduce spending even on necessary things, but that's a different issue. It's like arguing the difference between spending money on rent versus spending it going out to the movies. Sure, I'd like to make sure I'm not overpaying on rent, but only a complete moron would justify spending money on movies based on how much is spent on rent, much less demand that any reduction to the dollars spent on movies to meet a budget must be matched with a reduction in the dollars spent on rent. Yet, that's precisely what the Democrats demanded in the very shutdown(s) you're referring to.

I never mentioned anything about the cost of programs. I specifically said that Republicans talk bad about big government unless its something that they like. So the argument is not about "big government", but certain things about big government. There's nothing wrong with arguing against/for certain things, as it is not all or nothing. However it becomes hypocritical when you generally speak ill of big government when your problem is only certain parts.
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One of my issues with the whole flu shot thing is that those who work hard to debunk the idea of not taking a flu shot tend to use very misleading language to do so.
One of your issues is your own methods in the Asylum?
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Why is this a problem? Because it's almost never the flu itself that kills people, but the weakened state your body is in while fighting it that leaves you vulnerable to things like pneumonia that does. So while your immune system is busy spending energy fighting the fake flu you introduced to it in the shot, it's temporarily weakened and may result in you getting something more serious.

If you're a healthy person, this risk is essentially nil. If you're not a healthy person, they recommend against getting the shot.

This is your classic "My downhome common sense thinkin' sure did show them fancy-pants Ivory Tower college people with their white coats and degrees...."
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My only problem with flu shots is the two weeks of cold that follows.


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Why is this a problem? Because it's almost never the flu itself that kills people, but the weakened state your body is in while fighting it that leaves you vulnerable to things like pneumonia that does.

Where's my list of things you don't understand very well. Hang on, I think it's in these boxes. Let me find the most recent additions. Wait, I'll need a ladder. Here we are. "Epidemiology" There. All up to date.

You know, car crashes rarely kill people, it's the blunt force trauma that does. **** seat belts.
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#48 Oct 15 2014 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
Got my flu shot on Sunday.

ENTIRELY UNRELATED I came down with norovirus on Monday. We know the vector - restaurant that served lunch to my husband and a friend last Thursday - his friend got sick the same day he did, on Sunday. I was sick as a dog Monday evening and yesterday. Felt like someone was unwinding my intestines through my bellybutton.

My tummy hurt so much that I completely forgot that my left arm was sore from the flu shot unless I touched it by accident. The arm is fine now. Tummy still hurts. I'm drowning myself in hand sanitizer here at work and washing my hands obsessively to avoid spreading it. (Apparently those two basic hygiene practices cut the transmissions of illnesses at work down by ~80%.)

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Got my flu shot on Sunday.

ENTIRELY UNRELATED I came down with norovirus on Monday. We know the vector - restaurant that served lunch to my husband and a friend last Thursday - his friend got sick the same day he did, on Sunday. I was sick as a dog Monday evening and yesterday. Felt like someone was unwinding my intestines through my bellybutton.

My tummy hurt so much that I completely forgot that my left arm was sore from the flu shot unless I touched it by accident. The army is fine now. Tummy still hurts. I'm drowning myself in hand sanitizer here at work and washing my hands obsessively to avoid spreading it. (Apparently those two basic hygiene practices cut the transmissions of illnesses at work down by ~80%.)


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Apparently those two basic hygiene practices cut the transmissions of illnesses at work down by ~80%

It's about 78% due to hand washing. Most people shouldn't use hand sanitizer with a very few exceptions. Unless they live somewhere with no running water, I guess.
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