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#1 Oct 10 2014 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
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#2 Oct 10 2014 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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So you win a lawsuit against a bankrupt seller and as a result the spiders own the house? These people need to invent fire already.
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#3 Oct 10 2014 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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They lost their insurance claim but did win $472,100 in 2011 in a civil lawsuit against the previous owners, alleging they failed to disclose the spider problem on their feature sheet

Granite countertops, cable outlet in master bedroom, ample spiders, District 121 schools...
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#4 Oct 10 2014 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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In this first generation, the original male also produced a queen, and together they will construct a primary nest which the queen will guard. But eventually, she will create reproductive offspring of her own. And when that happens, this town is dead... and the next town... and the next town... and the next one, and so on.
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#5 Oct 10 2014 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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The home is now sitting vacant. Except for the spiders.
And there went any sleep I was going to get today.
#6 Oct 10 2014 at 1:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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That is horrifying.
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#7 Oct 10 2014 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
In this first generation, the original male also produced a queen, and together they will construct a primary nest which the queen will guard. But eventually, she will create reproductive offspring of her own. And when that happens, this town is dead... and the next town... and the next town... and the next one, and so on.


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#8 Oct 10 2014 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
In this first generation, the original male also produced a queen, and together they will construct a primary nest which the queen will guard. But eventually, she will create reproductive offspring of her own. And when that happens, this town is dead... and the next town... and the next town... and the next one, and so on.


That is actually one of the very few movies that ever scared me. Granted, I was quite young the first time I saw it. Now that I look back on it, it was more than a little silly.
#9 Oct 10 2014 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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They lost their insurance claim but did win $472,100 in 2011 in a civil lawsuit against the previous owners, alleging they failed to disclose the spider problem on their feature sheet, according to the Post-Dispatch.

It's not a bug, it's a feature...
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Debalic wrote:
They lost their insurance claim but did win $472,100 in 2011 in a civil lawsuit against the previous owners, alleging they failed to disclose the spider problem on their feature sheet, according to the Post-Dispatch.

It's not a bug, it's a featurean arachnid...

#11 Oct 11 2014 at 10:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Ok, I'm going to need about 500 miles worth of saran wrap, a division of combat hardened marines with flamethrowers, and a tactical nuke. I'll have this problem wrapped up soon that way!

Seriously, if I bought a house like that with that level of a spider problem, I'd be on trial for the murder of whoever sold it to me. Luckily no jury in the world would convict though.
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