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#1 Nov 01 2014 at 7:17 AM Rating: Good
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...the Aristocrats! Okay, so I couldn't give you a good headline, so here's the story. Man found raping pit bull by woman who owns it. He says ISIS sent him. She shoots at him, a warning shot. Unfazed, he says that he gave the dog ebola.

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WATERBURY, Conn. — A 22-year-old Connecticut man was taken into custody on Tuesday morning after a bizarre incident in Waterbury where he was allegedly found raping a woman's pit bull in her back yard.

According to the New Haven-based ABC affiliate WTNH, the dog's owner, Alice Woodruff, allegedly found a completely naked man sexually assaulting her dog on Tuesday around 10 a.m. Woodruff told the news station that her dog, which she described as an aggressive rescue dog kept tied to an 800 pound tow chain, was surprisingly calm during the incident.

"He pranced through the yard naked, yelling ‘this is our day and you have to prosper in it. ISIS sent me,'" Woodruff told WTNH. "I was thinking ‘did something like this just land in my back yard?’ I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom."

The woman said she fired a warning shot into the ground but the man, unaffected by the gunshot, then began walking toward her. He was apparently yelling about the end of the world and saying he gave her dog Ebola, according to the Hartford Courant.

As police arrived at Woodruff's home, the man reportedly fled and several subsequent 911 calls reported a naked man running through back yards in the city's Bunker Hill neighborhood. He was eventually caught and believing he was suffering from some type of mental breakdown, the man was taken to St. Mary's Hospital where he remains under psychiatric evaluation.

Declining to release the man's name, police say he will face charges including fourth-degree sexual assault, cruelty to animals and second degree breach of peace when he is released from St. Mary's.
Honestly, the title is what I think the guy should have said.

Edited, Nov 1st 2014 7:26am by Poldaran
#2 Nov 01 2014 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Woodruff told the news station that her dog, which she described as an aggressive rescue dog kept tied to an 800 pound tow chain, was surprisingly calm during the incident.


800 pound tow chain? That seems excessive. No wonder the dog was so calm, probably could barely move with that thing strapped to its neck.


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#3 Nov 01 2014 at 8:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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This is what happens when a youtube commenter escapes into real life.
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#4 Nov 01 2014 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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believing he was suffering from some type of mental breakdown


YA THINK?
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#5 Nov 01 2014 at 10:52 AM Rating: Good
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I love stories like these. They make me think I am not that weird.
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#6 Nov 01 2014 at 11:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Let's just get the phrase "fucking a bitch" out of the way and commence chuckling at his being put on both a sex offenders and terrorist watch list with a single act.

Edited, Nov 1st 2014 1:19pm by lolgaxe
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#7 Nov 01 2014 at 12:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Let's just get the phrase "fucking a bitch" out of the way and commence chuckling at his being put on both a sex offenders and terrorist watch list with a single act.

Edited, Nov 1st 2014 1:19pm by lolgaxe


Not to mention PETA's execution list.
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#8 Nov 01 2014 at 12:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Let's just get the phrase "fucking a bitch" out of the way and commence chuckling at his being put on both a sex offenders and terrorist watch list with a single act.[/i]
Not to mention PETA's execution list.
And the ebola watch list, because you can't be too careful.
#9 Nov 01 2014 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Let's just get the phrase "fucking a bitch" out of the way and commence chuckling at his being put on both a sex offenders and terrorist watch list with a single act.

Edited, Nov 1st 2014 1:19pm by lolgaxe


Not to mention PETA's execution list.


The woman as well, for having the dog leashed outside to a 800 lb tow chain.
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#10 Nov 01 2014 at 1:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm going to make a guess that "800 lb tow chain" means a chain rated for towing up to 800 pounds and not a chain that weighs 800 lbs.
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#11 Nov 01 2014 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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I'm going to make a guess that "800 lb tow chain" means a chain rated for towing up to 800 pounds and not a chain that weighs 800 lbs.


Ya, but still, heavy chain. Pretty sure the few shows I've watched on Animal Planet about abused dogs always threw a fit when they saw those chains holding dogs in place.
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#12 Nov 01 2014 at 3:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, but did you see what the dog was wearing? Can you say asking for it?

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Yeah, but did you see what the dog was wearing? Can you say asking for it?

...If you need me, i'll be in my lab.
Double entendre, giggidy.
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