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#27 Nov 24 2014 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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There's a chain of steakhouses that originated in New Orleans called Ruth's Chris.


We have those out here. For a chain they're not bad.
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#28 Nov 24 2014 at 3:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Coincidentally, also the former Maine senator's nickname in college.
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#29 Nov 24 2014 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Coincidentally, also the former Maine senator's nickname in college.

Hey-O! Although in college her name was Bouchles, so, probably her nickname at Orono was "Fucking Bouchles"

Not as lyrical, I'll admit.
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#30 Nov 24 2014 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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This Thanksgiving will be the 6th out of 7 years for working at the Mission for the holiday. More or less day-long feasting with ~350 "family" coming and going.

ALSO: Overtime Smiley: tongue

ALSO: ALSO: The boss just now called me in to work today, too. Yay to more overtime!!Smiley: lol









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Oh, and marshmallows are for roasting and hot chocolate, not sweet potatoes.
You forgot s'mores, you troglodyte!Smiley: mad
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#31 Nov 25 2014 at 8:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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We got a similar "warning" here, for between four to eight inches of "heavy" snowfall between Wednesday and Thursday. At least according to a Weather Channel app.
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#32 Nov 25 2014 at 9:05 AM Rating: Good
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There's 6-12 inches forecast for the entire trip we're taking Thursday out to my wife's sister's.
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#33 Nov 25 2014 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Strap on the studs.
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#34 Nov 25 2014 at 1:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
Strap on the studs.
How're you doin'?
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#35 Nov 26 2014 at 8:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wet with snow fluff mixed in. Might be the worst weather phenomenon we've had all day. Hoping it clears up by noon so I can do some food ingredient type shopping.
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#36 Nov 26 2014 at 9:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Today is "Verizon Connection Day" with various free offers for everyone (customer or not). Mainly Amazon stuff: some free apps, free MP3s and you can get 2 months Gold sub to Audible or a $10 coupon if you're already subbed.

Stuff like 30 minutes of free wifi on an airline flight is less exciting.
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#37 Nov 26 2014 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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Two of the free apps from Amazon are GP2 and Rayman Jungle Run. Both are solid games. Even if your phone can't play them, grab them now while they're free for future use.
#39 Nov 26 2014 at 11:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Plans finally ironed out(friend got his work schedule). Cooking the ten pound ham work gave me(with some pineapple and cherries) and having lunch with a friend then probably watching a movie or two. Parents and sister going out of town to see my grandparents. Would go with them, but I have to work that night.

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#40 Nov 26 2014 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Stuff like 30 minutes of free wifi on an airline flight is less exciting.
Thirty whole minutes? That'll make the time your flight is thirteenth in line to take off just fly by, pun intended.
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#41 Nov 26 2014 at 12:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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#42 Nov 26 2014 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Last night's birthday party is done thankfully, tonight is the Zoo Lights thing, tomorrow is holiday with other people, Friday is some kind of crazy shopping day.

I think I'd rather work all week... Smiley: glare
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#43 Nov 26 2014 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Last minutes, enjoy your time folks. Holiday or no.
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#44 Nov 26 2014 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Last night's birthday party is done thankfully, tonight is the Zoo Lights thing, tomorrow is holiday with other people, Friday is some kind of crazy shopping day.

I think I'd rather work all week... Smiley: glare


Oh quit being such a frumpy pants!
#45 Nov 26 2014 at 11:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I love Thanksgiving and not ashamed to say so. Been playing games watching TV and generally being as lazy as possible.
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#46 Nov 27 2014 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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I'm thinking I should volunteer to be a balloon tender for one of the big Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. Anyone know who I contact?

It's beautiful and snowy here. I've already been out for a quick snowshoe expedition in the woods. I'm thankful as some friends only about 5miles away from us lost power last night. It's still out this morning. Not us, turkey is in the oven. Smiley: smile
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#47 Nov 27 2014 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Thanksgiving!


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#48 Nov 27 2014 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
I'm thinking I should volunteer to be a balloon tender for one of the big Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. Anyone know who I contact?

It's beautiful and snowy here. I've already been out for a quick snowshoe expedition in the woods. I'm thankful as some friends only about 5miles away from us lost power last night. It's still out this morning. Not us, turkey is in the oven. Smiley: smile
I just saw it on the news feed. 67,000 lost power in Maine. Glad you guys are OK.

Happy Thanksgiving (U.S. style) everyone.

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#50 Nov 27 2014 at 6:41 PM Rating: Good
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I'm pretty sure I heard that clip on NPR last week.
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#51 Nov 27 2014 at 6:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Made a yummy turkey with various sides, we all ate, then had the leftovers in the fridge and dishes washed in no time. Feels nice now to have the next three days off without a pile of dishes in the kitchen or other post-holiday mess staring us down.
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