Mr Winky will take it off your hands.
So long as it's going to a good cause.
Also, can you haul off this pachyderm carcass? This Mufasa vibe isn't working with the rest of my decor, and I'm getting weird letters from Chinese medicine companies that I can't read.
Have you considered wheeling it inside your compound and leaving it unattended? That sounds like... the best idea. You should try it.
Hard pass on that one, It became obvious when it was hit by a TOW that there was phosphor inside the bone marrow. I have no earthly idea why or how this came to be.