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#2027 Oct 08 2015 at 6:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Have we talked about the Florida Libertarian candidate for Senate, Augustus Sol Invictus?


Why does this guy sound like he escaped from Warhammer 40K?
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#2028 Oct 08 2015 at 10:36 PM Rating: Good
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BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN.

Poor McCain, he must be pretty jealous right now.
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#2029 Oct 09 2015 at 5:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN.

Poor McCain, he must be pretty jealous right now.


Maybe some Kurds got in the whey?
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#2030 Oct 09 2015 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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I get it, it's funny because genocide.
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#2031 Oct 09 2015 at 6:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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#2032 Oct 09 2015 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Demea wrote:
Have we talked about the Florida Libertarian candidate for Senate, Augustus Sol Invictus? I feel like we should.

Just to pique your interest, on his actually, totally not made-up website, he has listed the faults of the US government, including (all direct quotes):
  • It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites.
  • It has allowed the Media to become a veritable Leviathan, calling “freedom of the press” what is merely the unaccountable influence of money over the minds of an ignorant public.
  • It has allowed the degradation of our ancestral Holy Days in the name of Tolerance, demeaning Christian Rites for fear of the Jews. Where Nativity scenes are allowed, there must stand a menorah of equal visibility.
  • It has abandoned its eugenics programs & elitist mindset in favor of a decadent ideology that rejects the beauty of strength and demands the exponential growth of the weakest, the least intelligent, and the most diseased.
  • It has provided billions upon billions of dollars in financial aid to the Third World, helping them not to improve their quality of life but to breed more children dependent on foreign aid.

He's also prophecized the Second American Civil War, which if not begun already, he promises to begin himself. And he once sacrificed a live goat and drank its blood.

So, y'know, a truly well-rounded politician.

Edited, Oct 8th 2015 5:49pm by Demea


Well, he is right about the media ( kinda, interwebz messed it up ), but I am not sure what he means by 'abandon eugenics program'.

I assume the media decided that since the public wants non-establishment, they are gonna find the most wacky candidates out there? Surely they know what they are encouraging here.
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#2033 Oct 09 2015 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
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A slide whistle and other assorted Looney Toons sound effects and you can put the laughter back in manslaughter. Just wait till we have President Invictus to amp it to 11.
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#2034 Oct 09 2015 at 8:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wacky FL Senate guy wrote:
It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites

Does he want the new immigrants to slaughter us, drive the remnants onto reservations and take our lands?
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#2035 Oct 09 2015 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good
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Kind of explains why some people are so afraid of immigration.
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#2036 Oct 09 2015 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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Wacky FL Senate guy wrote:
It has allowed unrestrained immigration for three generations, to the great detriment of the American people & of the land. Our forefathers came as conquerors: the immigrants of today come as parasites

Does he want the new immigrants to slaughter us, drive the remnants onto reservations and take our lands?


I don't think he wants it, but he could respect it. You know, you don't want Genghis to come and burn your village, but at least he's a successful go getter, you know, our kind of person.
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#2037 Oct 09 2015 at 10:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Look, we can either burn your village, murder your children, steal all your stuff and rape your women or... we can just sort of loiter about in your Section 8 housing, drinking fermented mare's milk (that we bought with food stamps) and playing our loud Mongolian ethnic music. Yeah, everyone picks the burning and rape..."

Edited, Oct 9th 2015 11:23am by Jophiel
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#2038 Oct 09 2015 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
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Well, I am against rape and pillaging, but the barbecue is really good ... decisions decisions.
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#2039 Oct 09 2015 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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They'd fit right in at the Number 6 dance.
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#2040 Oct 09 2015 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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You know, I can remember when I didn't HAVE to pick between English and Mongolian at the ATM... Smiley: mad
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#2041 Oct 09 2015 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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They'd fit right in at the Number 6 dance.
Marvelous!
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#2042 Oct 09 2015 at 12:27 PM Rating: Good
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You know, I can remember when I didn't HAVE to pick between English and Mongolian at the ATM... Smiley: mad


You should move to Xinjiang, I hear they are good at solving this kind of problem.
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#2043 Oct 12 2015 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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Just look out for collapsing bridges, exploding chairs, cannibal escalators, toxic clouds ...
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#2044 Oct 12 2015 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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Just look out for collapsing bridges, exploding chairs, cannibal escalators, toxic clouds ...


Manhole landmines
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#2045 Oct 14 2015 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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The discovery of a Death Note-inspired notebook at a New Hampshire high school has left parents rattled.

According to NH1, administrators at Nashua High School North met Tuesday with the parents of 17 students who were listed in the book, along with a description of how and when they would die.

“This book was found by a student with the ways, times and dates 17 students were going to die,” one unnamed parent said. “My daughter in particular was pretty horrific, disturbing and explicit.” School officials maintain that no one was ever in any danger.

In Death Note, Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata’s hit manga turned anime and live-action movie franchise, a high school student sets out to rid the world of evil using a supernatural notebook that kills anyone whose name is written in it.

The school notified families by email Friday about the “death note,” but some parents are upset they weren’t told earlier. Students apparently knew about the list before then, but some say they wouldn’t say anything for fear their names could be added to its pages.

The name of the student who owned the notebook isn’t being released, but Superintendent Mark Conrad said the school has taken appropriate action. “We did not find any evidence that the student had intended to harm students or that there were any plans beyond simply placing the students’ names on the list,” he told WMUR.

One parent said she felt bad for the student, telling NH1, ““My words to that girl would be that I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you feel so sad. I’m sorry you felt so alone and alienated and wronged. No one should have to feel that alone and honestly as a mom my heart breaks for her.”

“Death note” scares occurred with some frequency in the United States between 2008 and 2010 — an attempt to ban the manga in Albuquerque Public Schools failed in 2010 — but have died down more recently. Still, this is at least the fourth incident to occur this year; the most recent was in June in Connecticut.
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#2046 Oct 14 2015 at 10:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Playboy is dropping nude women from its magazine. It will instead feature "scantily clothed" women and, I assume, focus more on articles.
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#2047 Oct 14 2015 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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Good choice Heff, since Maxim doesn't already exist.
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#2048 Oct 14 2015 at 12:27 PM Rating: Good
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Playboy is dropping nude women from its magazine. It will instead feature "scantily clothed" women and, I assume, focus more on articles.


Is that what the fifty ancient geezers that still buy Playboy in 2015 want? Might be a good decision.
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#2049 Oct 14 2015 at 1:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Good choice Heff, since Maxim doesn't already exist.

This'll be classier. The Esquire of Maxims!

I actually had a subscription last year since it was one of those $5 deals from one of those CheapDiscountMagazineDeals.com sites. I figured that, for five bucks, you couldn't really go wrong. The "20 Questions" portion was usually worth reading and boobs are still boobs. Still, I wouldn't have wanted to pay more than five bucks for the year's worth (10 issues, really since they do two double issues to save costs).
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#2050 Oct 14 2015 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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Let's all judge Jophiel for a bit.
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#2051 Oct 14 2015 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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I can take it Smiley: thumbsup
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