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#1 Jul 25 2015 at 4:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wheeeeeeeeee!
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.

#2 Jul 25 2015 at 8:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Day drinking deserves a quiet day...
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#3 Jul 25 2015 at 10:21 PM Rating: Good
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About a week late on Eid al-Fitr there.
#4 Jul 27 2015 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Yaaaaaaay.
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#5 Mar 12 2016 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Bump. It's the Saturday before St. Patrick's Day, so the river is green and I will presently drown my poor liver in domestic swill.

Whee, you *****.
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#6 Mar 12 2016 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
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I'm home alone for the first Saturday in half a decade and I haven't done a thing.
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#7 Mar 12 2016 at 5:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Except masturbate thirty-seven times.

I'm less lucky. Flea cruised out of town for the weekend so I've got the little one around me for 72hrs straight. That's only slight hyperbole since he decides at around 2am that his room sucks and mommy & daddy's bed is where it's at.
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#8 Mar 12 2016 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Except masturbate thirty-seven times.
It was a slow day.
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#9 Mar 12 2016 at 11:01 PM Rating: Good
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My roommate and I almost got in a fight with a guy at the burrito place next door. Apparently I'm too white to live in the city, which, coming from another white guy, is pretty damning.
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#10 Mar 13 2016 at 5:12 AM Rating: Good
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Demea wrote:
Apparently I'm too white to live in the city, which, coming from another white guy, is pretty damning.


I'm sure you being drunk for the last 6 hours had nothing to do with the fight.
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#11 Mar 13 2016 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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I've met Twiz. He IS pretty white. Probably not too white to live up on the North Side though.

Edited, Mar 13th 2016 10:30am by Jophiel
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