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#552 Jan 08 2016 at 7:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe those young white girls should have access to abortion services and, just maybe, real-world seX ed?

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#553 Jan 08 2016 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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So the GOP didn't.
You did, and I just took you at your word when you've constantly told everyone here how you are the only one qualified enough to speak for the GOP. Are you now saying you're not?
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Kinda can't have it both ways.
But watching you try is ever so much fun.
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“Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.”
That kind of sounds like an issue that should be looked into immediately for that one young white girl.
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#554 Jan 08 2016 at 8:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe those young white girls should have access to abortion services and, just maybe, real-world seX ed?

You think all the education in the world is going to help some fair ivory-skinned maiden when a heroin-crazed ebony buck named D-Money comes upstate?
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#555 Jan 08 2016 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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It's all good. Smasharoo married her after impregnating her. They got some facts wrong though. He wasn't dealing heroin, just running a gambling ring.
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#556 Jan 08 2016 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Last election the Maine GOP chair was saying that Maine was swarmed by black people casting ballots in the state ("Dozens"!). I guess Maine is the place for African-Americans to go if you want to sell some heroin, fuck a white girl and vote for Obama. They should submit that to the chamber of commerce.
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#557 Jan 08 2016 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Welcome to Maine
Where All Da White Women At!
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#558 Jan 08 2016 at 8:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Swarmed by dozens of African-American voters! The horror.

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#559 Jan 08 2016 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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Maine's Gov. LePage is mad that drug dealers keep coming into his state and banging the young white girls, which is a "real sad thing".
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About 30 minutes into the meeting, which was rebroadcast Thursday night, LePage responded to a question about how he was tackling substance abuse in Maine. He began talking about how much of the heroin is coming into Maine from out-of-state drug dealers.

“These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty – these types of guys – they come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, they go back home,” LePage told a large crowd. “Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.”


They should build a wall on their southern border. NH and VT might pay for it to keep the mainiacs out.

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Maybe those young white girls should have access to abortion services and, just maybe, real-world seX ed?



It's Maine, they do.

Edited, Jan 8th 2016 11:05am by Timelordwho
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#560 Jan 08 2016 at 10:42 AM Rating: Good
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You could have gone for "It's New England. They do, in the Maine."

Do I need to start ghostwriting your posts again, Timelord?
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#561 Jan 08 2016 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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LePage's spokesperson has stepped up to say that race was not a factor in the Governor's statement.

LePage's spokesperson: there's a job that requires waders and a big ol' shovel.
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#562 Jan 08 2016 at 12:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Absolutely no implications talking about drug dealin' D-Money impregnating young white girls, no sir.

Today's GOP, folks. Remember: dog-whistle politics are all a Democratic myth!
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#563 Jan 08 2016 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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LePage's spokesperson has stepped up to say that race was not a factor in the Governor's statement.

LePage's spokesperson: there's a job that requires waders and a big ol' shovel.


LePage said it wasn't a race thing, but that Maine is just 99.9% white, so the hypothetical baby mama of these 'thugs' is therefore also white.
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If the excuse is that Maine is 99.x% white then there's no reason to specify "young white girl" instead of "young girl". Frankly, there's no reason to bring it up period unless you think traveling drug dealers are making up a significant portion of your state's child welfare issues.

Well, no legitimate reason. If you're trying to scare people with the imagery of black dudes humping their virginal white daughters, I guess it's a great way to get that accomplished.

Edited, Jan 8th 2016 12:38pm by Jophiel
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#565 Jan 08 2016 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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As an aside, can we get the name of this thread fixed?
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#566 Jan 08 2016 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who's in charge of quality control around here that it took this long to be mentioned?
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#567 Jan 08 2016 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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Ha ha, quality.
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#568 Jan 08 2016 at 8:22 PM Rating: Decent
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but ironically, Fox is the most broadly viewed news source (at least for cable news stations).
Edited, Jan 4th 2016 7:02pm by gbaji

So what you are saying is that Fox is the evil mainstream media I'm always hearing about.


Uh... No. It's "irony" because Fox news is the news source most likely to be labeled as biased and serve purely as a politically oriented echo chamber for its viewers, and is often just dismissed outright based on this assumption, despite it actually having a far more politically diverse viewership than any of the other cable news sources. It fits the definition of irony, because the reality is the opposite of what many people assume, while the sources they view (and apparently get their opinion of Fox from) *actually* fit that claim far better. It's a funny example of the pot and the kettle calling the china black.

Edited, Jan 8th 2016 6:33pm by gbaji
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#569 Jan 08 2016 at 8:28 PM Rating: Decent
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So the GOP didn't.
You did, and I just took you at your word when you've constantly told everyone here how you are the only one qualified enough to speak for the GOP. Are you now saying you're not?


Um... Because I've never said that? Was that supposed to be a trick question? I don't speak for the GOP. I've never claimed to do so. I do claim to have a good grasp of conservative principles, and thus I'm more capable than most at interpreting the position of the GOP with regard to those principles for liberals who apparently have no clue why we do what we do. But that has absolutely zero to do with Trump's involvement with the birther thing because that had nothing to do with conservative principles.

You're really reaching with this one.

Edited, Jan 8th 2016 6:29pm by gbaji
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#570 Jan 08 2016 at 11:02 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:

Um...

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Uh...

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Stop that. These are all just from the last two pages of just this thread. Not sure if it's something new you're trying or if I'm just now noticing. Either way, it's not doing you any favors.
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#571 Jan 08 2016 at 11:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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He's always done that. At least he's using an ellipsis now. He used to just type "Um. Because I never said that?" Maybe he got a raise and can afford more periods.
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#572 Jan 09 2016 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
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Is that why the cost of my burgers went up a dollar?
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#573 Jan 09 2016 at 10:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is that why the cost of my burgers went up a dollar?


Yes. That's totally why. They definitely, most certainly would not have gone up in price for any other reason.

I used to joke all the time about all the prices shooting up in my store. I said it was because of the $0.25 raise I got one year and what a greedy ******* I was for accepting it.

This topic coming up over and over on multiple threads and elsewhere is ridiculous. It's like people really are wearing blinders and just refuse to see that there is no such thing as upward mobility for low paying jobs.*

* One out of thousands may see some kind of promotion after x amount of time and y sexual favors.

Yet again, the important thing to consider here is proportion. One person moving up does not mean anyone can or ever will. There is no ladder as seen by every conservative political cartoonist ever. What really exists is gigantic funnel packed full of desperate, disposable people. When you work at a low paying job, you are signing yourself up to be used up and replaced. There is no "mentoring." You are not gaining "work experience." Having Walmart or McDonald's on your resume is as good as wiping your *** with it. You are wasting your ******* time.
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#574 Jan 10 2016 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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You don't move up by working more minimum wage. You move up by getting skills somewhere else, and use min-wage to cover some costs.
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You move up by killing someone else and wearing their skin.
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#576 Jan 10 2016 at 5:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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If that were true, I would be king of the universe by now Smiley: mad
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