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#1477 Sep 23 2016 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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No way am I giving up my massage chair ... except maybe for a new model.
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#1478 Sep 23 2016 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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You can have a model and still have a chair, this isn't North Korea.
#1479 Sep 23 2016 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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A model that gives you massages while you're spinning in your chair?

Might just have to work weekends for a while; because it's totally crunch time for that project and everything... Smiley: um

Edited, Sep 23rd 2016 11:03am by someproteinguy
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#1480 Sep 23 2016 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
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You can have a model and still have a chair, this isn't North Korea.
Let's wait and see what the crazy person put in charge does in six~ish months before making that particular claim.
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#1481 Sep 23 2016 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Prima Nocta only devalues the model, you can still have it.
#1482 Sep 23 2016 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.
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#1483 Sep 24 2016 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.



Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!
#1484 Sep 24 2016 at 4:42 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.

Well, Sanders endorsed Clinton, but supposedly that was due to more direct death threats.
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#1485 Sep 24 2016 at 4:54 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.

Well, Sanders endorsed Clinton, but supposedly that was due to more direct death threats.


Sanders has always maintained that he would endorse Hilary if he didn't win the nomination.
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#1486 Sep 24 2016 at 5:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I belatedly realized my comment wasn't exactly relevant to the discussion.
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#1487 Sep 26 2016 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.
Now you can watch the debate tonight and realize what a mistake you've made.
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#1488 Sep 26 2016 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.
Now you can watch the debate tonight and realize what a mistake you've made.


I dread the fact, that I actually should make myself watch the debate tonight, to see how it goes in real time. Up until now, I just waited for the next day analyst of pundits and friends online.
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#1489 Sep 26 2016 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
In a show of what conservative values really are, Cruz has officially endorsed Trump. I guess he is in the habit of supporting people that attack his wife and father.
Well, Sanders endorsed Clinton, but supposedly that was due to more direct death threats.
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Finally registered to vote, not that anyone cares.
Now you can watch the debate tonight and realize what a mistake you've made.
I'm planning to sleep through the debate and watch a highlight reel later.

Also, if Hillary faints, I win $20. $10 if she only has a 4+ minute long coughing fit. Smiley: tongue
#1490 Sep 26 2016 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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No good can come of this. Much lulz, perhaps. But no good.

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Edit: Oh crap. I just realized why they said strobe light. ****. I might end up owing someone $25 if she has a seizure.

Edited, Sep 26th 2016 1:59pm by Poldaran
#1491 Sep 26 2016 at 8:01 PM Rating: Good
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I gave up after twenty minutes.

Edit: I lied. Both candidates were shit, but Trumpy was fireass diarrhea. Trying to talk about health while sniffing like a coke-fiend probably won't work out for him.

Edited, Sep 26th 2016 10:59pm by lolgaxe
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#1492 Sep 27 2016 at 7:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Giuliani is floating the "Trump shouldn't do any more debates because everyone is so unfair to him" thing that campaign surrogates do, in case you needed any hint as to how the night went.
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#1493 Sep 27 2016 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
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How dare people actually expect Trump to answer for his own comments.
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#1494 Sep 27 2016 at 8:49 AM Rating: Excellent
I very happily ignored the whole thing. Any humorous best bits clips released yet?
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#1495 Sep 27 2016 at 9:18 AM Rating: Decent
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The whole thing.
#1496 Sep 27 2016 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Any humorous best bits clips released yet?
Well, according to Trump he was apparently being chivalrous and went easy on Clinton since he says he's going to "hit harder" during the next debate.
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#1497 Sep 27 2016 at 2:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Any humorous best bits clips released yet?
Well, according to Trump he was apparently being chivalrous and went easy on Clinton since he says he's going to "hit harder" during the next debate.
Meh, I fail to see why. His whole thing is acting like he doesn't give a **** about that kind of thing and Clinton doing well during the debate just fuels the notion that she's a politician with canned answers. Best bet is to just be random, laugh off, and downplay the whole thing as unnecessary political theater.
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#1498 Sep 28 2016 at 7:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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He says he wasn't sniffling, it was a defective mic. Sounds like a coverup about his health to me, probably AIDs.
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#1499 Sep 28 2016 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Likely armadillo syphilis. You know, from all those armadillos people says he fucks. I'm not saying he fucks armadillos but a lot of people are talking about it. Very smart people.
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#1500 Sep 29 2016 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Gary Johnson had another Aleppo moment, this time when asked he couldn't name another foreign leader.
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#1501 Sep 29 2016 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Johnson can join the esteemed pantheon of Palin and Perry for deer-in-the-headlights politics. But, hey, let's keep pretending this guy is a serious candidate just because he's "different".

Edited, Sep 29th 2016 9:06am by Jophiel
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