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#1552 Oct 04 2016 at 9:06 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder if McAfee will win the Lib primary next time.


The software?


Yes.


No... That's the person. I mean like... actually the software itself winning the primary.
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#1553 Oct 04 2016 at 10:12 PM Rating: Good
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#1554 Oct 05 2016 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Timelordwho wrote:
I wonder if McAfee will win the Lib primary next time.

Isn't he hiding out on his compound because he's afraid of assassination or something?
#1555 Oct 05 2016 at 7:52 AM Rating: Good
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Bill Weld has already given up on the election.
Who hasn't?
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#1556 Oct 05 2016 at 7:54 AM Rating: Decent
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TirithRR wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
I wonder if McAfee will win the Lib primary next time.


The software?


Yes.


No... That's the person. I mean like... actually the software itself winning the primary.


You could just quarantine all of your enemies.
#1557 Oct 05 2016 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
I wonder if McAfee will win the Lib primary next time.

Isn't he hiding out on his compound because he's afraid of assassination or something?


I think his compound is probably the least safe place for him to be, as there have been at least 5 or 6 attempts on his life there.
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#1558 Oct 05 2016 at 8:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bill Weld has already given up on the election.
Who hasn't?
Hillary.

But given everyone else's antics she's probably the only one who's been taking it seriously this whole time.
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#1559 Oct 05 2016 at 8:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yodabunny wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
I wonder if McAfee will win the Lib primary next time.


The software?


Yes.


No... That's the person. I mean like... actually the software itself winning the primary.


You could just quarantine all of your enemies.
Just reprogram the voting computer. Click on the wrong candidate and a pop-up displays telling you that you've clicked on an unsafe link and if you'd like to access the blocked content you need to run the program in administrator mode.
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#1560 Oct 06 2016 at 2:23 AM Rating: Default
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Damascus is the capital of Syria. Other than that I don't know what Aleppo is, since I don't watch MSM anymore. Just from osmosis there's apparently a touching image of a baby taken out, at risk, or something? All I know is the Syria situation is US-backed terrorists vs ISIS terrorists vs. Syria war crimes. With side thing of blaming bombing Syrian regular forces or aid forces blamed on Russia or the US. A proxy murder blame to redact a cease-fire.

Maybe Johnson is busy so didn't pick up on the new ALEPPO meme. Or doesn't look at front page USAToday headlines.

A year ago did you know what or where ALLEPPO was?

But great job both candidates for a no-fly zone approach, will lead to World War III since it means shooting down Russian planes.

How can anyone just not roll eyes at both of these ******-*** candidates??

Also: anyone "qualified" to be President is anyone who could gain enough electoral votes. Voters (and the agency that chooses which candidates are on tickets, and even then, Mickey Mouse could win if 300,000,000 wrote him in, though SCOTUS would likely moot that win as write-ins and one of the 1 or 2 % candidates would win instead), qualify candidates, not the media or pundits or internet posters. GTFO with "qualified". Utter nonsense.

http://21stcenturywire.com/2016/09/23/exclusive-the-real-syria-civil-defence-expose-natos-white-helmets-as-terrorist-linked-imposters/

Edited, Oct 6th 2016 6:04am by Palpitus1
#1561 Oct 06 2016 at 4:14 AM Rating: Default
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Anyone who voted for Clinton rather than Sanders, or Trump rather than Jeb or a few others, is a moron. Comfortable in your sofa decrying Trump voters, nowaday? You voted for the also awful Clinton for some bizarre reason. So STFU and also be embarrassed. And properly decried. Anyone who voted for either Trump or Clinton in primaries are sociopaths or cunts. Or utterly ignorant. Dumb as ****. Or rich as ****.

Edited, Oct 6th 2016 6:27am by Palpitus1
#1562 Oct 06 2016 at 5:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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#1563 Oct 06 2016 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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A year ago did you know what or where ALLEPPO was?

What's it like to be so ******* bad at geography that this is a gotcha question?

Yes, I knew where ******* Aleppo was. It's the largest and most important city in Syria. I also know where Zurich, Lagos and Casablanca are, even though none of them are the capitals of their respective nations.

Johnson not only didn't know where Aleppo was, of course, he didn't even know what it was. I wouldn't be surprised if someone couldn't point to Singapore on a map, but I would be surprised if they didn't even know it was a city.

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Other than that I don't know what Aleppo is, since I don't watch MSM anymore


Good job turning your ignorance into a virtue signal, nice one.
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#1564 Oct 06 2016 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good
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Palpitus1 wrote:
How can anyone just not roll eyes at both of these ******-*** candidates??
Probably the same people that think politicians are honest.
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#1565 Oct 06 2016 at 7:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aleppo has also been the heart of the Syrian rebel movement for years, roughly akin of Benghazi during the Libyan civil war. This is stuff you might want to know if you're going to be president. And, just to point out the obvious, it doesn't matter whether or not I know it since I'm not the one looking to lead this country.

Johnson was asked who the leader of N. Korea was, claimed he knew but then refused to actually say Smiley: laugh
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#1566 Oct 06 2016 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
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What's it like to be so ******* bad at geography that this is a gotcha question?
That's not an uncommon trait amongst Americans. I won't say all, or even most are like this, but it's definitely not uncommon. There's a disgustingly large amount of Americans who can't get 40 of their states.
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#1567 Oct 06 2016 at 9:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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There's a disgustingly large amount of Americans who can't get 40 of their states.

Don't act like that's not the reason Canada keeps the total provinces/territories in the low double digits.

Man, it's annoying when you see an error as you hit post and then it takes the crap board software a minute to actually display so you can edit it.

Edited, Oct 6th 2016 10:04am by Jophiel
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#1568 Oct 06 2016 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent
I love US state capitals, they're never what you think they are.
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#1569 Oct 06 2016 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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Those forty states are fly-over country for a reason.
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#1570 Oct 06 2016 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
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What's it like to be so ******* bad at geography that this is a gotcha question?
That's not an uncommon trait amongst Americans. I won't say all, or even most are like this, but it's definitely not uncommon. There's a disgustingly large amount of Americans who can't get 40 of their states.
Only the older ones, the kids just download 'Stack the States' from the app store and learn them all before they start preschool.
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#1571 Oct 06 2016 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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There's a disgustingly large amount of Americans who can't get 40 of their states.

Don't act like that's not the reason Canada keeps the total provinces/territories in the low double digits.
Oh, so NOW you want to talk about Canada? First time for everything.
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#1572 Oct 06 2016 at 10:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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Edited, Oct 6th 2016 11:48am by Jophiel
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#1573 Oct 06 2016 at 12:27 PM Rating: Good
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Wow, that's pretty nationalist of you, Jophiel. The term is Hegemon-splaining.
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#1574 Oct 06 2016 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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Is America really a hegemon anymore? Can't even keep the Philippines on side, I mean, ****. That's practically a US colony,

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#1575 Oct 06 2016 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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Is America really a hegemon anymore? Can't even keep the Philippines on side, I mean, ****. That's practically a US colony,

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Nah, still in sphere, just spewing diplomatic insults due to low bird mana ruler.
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#1576 Oct 06 2016 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Duterte can say whatever he wants, it's nothing compared to Trump on a calm day and we have to actually deal with the Great Pumpkin.
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