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#102 Nov 24 2015 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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You never answered which side of the war we should join...
Far too busy to have a personal opinion.
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#103 Nov 24 2015 at 10:57 AM Rating: Good
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Annnd Turkey shot down a Russian jet.

That should help de-escalate the situation.
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#104 Nov 24 2015 at 12:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, oops.
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#105 Nov 24 2015 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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Looks like sometime last week Al Qaeda bombed ISIS, taking out their Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade's leadership. Neat.
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#106 Nov 24 2015 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
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Wait? What? You seriously think that Obama sitting on the fence for 6 months doing nothing constituted a "firm stance"? He only got involved after France and England basically told him they were going to act without him if he didn't man up and grow a pair. He did everything he possibly could to be as uninvolved in that conflict as possible. And yeah, it bit us.

How? How did it 'bite us'?
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Annnd Turkey shot down a Russian jet.

That should help de-escalate the situation.


To recycle the joke I made to Nexa when she told me about this:

On Russian Thanksgiving, Turkey shoots you!

I'll get my coat.
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#108 Nov 24 2015 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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How? How did it 'bite us'?
It certainly wasn't as successful at keeping us safe as selling weapons to Al Qaeda.
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#109 Nov 24 2015 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Annnd Turkey shot down a Russian jet.

That should help de-escalate the situation.


To recycle the joke I made to Nexa when she told me about this:

On Russian Thanksgiving, Turkey shoots you!

I'll get my coat.



I am embarrassed that I did not think of this.
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#110 Nov 24 2015 at 4:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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#111 Nov 24 2015 at 7:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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With God as my witness, I thought Russians could fly.
...The humanity!! Oh, the humanity!!Smiley: cry
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#112 Nov 25 2015 at 9:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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I saw a peanut stand. Heard a rubber band. I saw a needle, that winked it's eye. But I think I will have seen everything when I see a Russian fly.
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#113 Nov 28 2015 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Turkey is part of Ukraine...yes?
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#114 Nov 30 2015 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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It's kind of west of Russia, so close enough.
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#116 Dec 02 2015 at 9:37 AM Rating: Default
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With God as my witness, I thought Russians could fly.


And I was once banned for laughing at a obese black lady floating away after Katrina...

#117 Dec 02 2015 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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That wasn't the line from WKRP...
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#118 Dec 02 2015 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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That wasn't the line from WKRP...
It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person.
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#119 Dec 02 2015 at 3:42 PM Rating: Default
France just cancelled Hanukah.
#120 Dec 02 2015 at 3:43 PM Rating: Good
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yeahitis wrote:
France just cancelled Hanukah.
Your mom cancelled your play-date.
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#121 Dec 02 2015 at 3:48 PM Rating: Default
Not to worry your mom just invited me to hers.
#122 Dec 02 2015 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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yeahitis wrote:
Not to worry your mom just invited me to hers.
Wrong mom. Mine won't date racist man-children.
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#123 Dec 02 2015 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent
Who said anything about date?
#124 Dec 02 2015 at 4:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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yeahitis wrote:
France just cancelled Hanukah.
Your mom cancelled your play-date.


yeahitis wrote:
Not to worry your mom just invited me to hers.


Friar Bijou wrote:
Wrong mom. Mine won't date racist man-children.


yeahitis wrote:
Who said anything about date?


Smiley: dubiousSmiley: oyvey
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#125 Dec 08 2015 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Wait? What? You seriously think that Obama sitting on the fence for 6 months doing nothing constituted a "firm stance"? He only got involved after France and England basically told him they were going to act without him if he didn't man up and grow a pair. He did everything he possibly could to be as uninvolved in that conflict as possible. And yeah, it bit us.

How? How did it 'bite us'?


Um... Benghazi attacks? Really? You don't see how western forces basically sitting back and playing air war while leaving the ground support and armament of the rebels to such sound folks like Qatar (and other "interested parties") might maybe have resulted in greater influence in the country by said "interested parties"? We more or less left a vacuum and were somehow surprised when it was filled by folks who don't like us much. In June, NATO was ready to write the entire thing off as a stalemate and was moving towards some sort of cease fire half solution (sound familiar?). The only reason the rebels eventually won wasn't because of the US or NATO but because of groups like the Muslim Brotherhood funding and supplying the rebels.

We were ready to let the rebels wave in the freaking breeze, promising humanitarian aid. Extremist Muslim groups were offering arms and support. Guess which group gained influence in the region as a result?

And then we did the same exact thing in Syria. With more or less the same result. What's the old saying about failing to learn from history?
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#126 Dec 08 2015 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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What's the old saying about failing to learn from history?
That conservatives refuse to learn so you'll end up suffering anyway?
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