Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You cum, you smoke the butt, you eat the cookie, you go to sleep, wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning. THAT'S IT! End of fucking list!
While I won't miss Gawker specifically, I'm sure the Internet will supply those writers and editors with a new outlet for their ***-outing and blackmail-abetting trite.