Perfect job listing for gbajiFollow

Do you have what it takes to insert yourself callously into conversations that have literally nothing to do with you? Think you have the guts to step in and silence marginalized voices that have fallen on deaf ears since the dawn of time?

We NEED you!!!!

RIGHT NOW, across the globe, thousands of people are having meaningful conversations about race, gender and sexuality with NO ONE willing to take one for the team and speak over them.

We are looking for qualified and enthusiastic candidates who are interested in our highly specialized Opp-roachâ„¢ program which will train you to become the loud voice in the room that is never required. Our goal is to train a legion of warriors who are interested in dismantling "PC culture" and believe that the best approach to social issues is to deny their existence.

Wut?

I responded to someone who was thought the presence of "Bernie Bros" disqualified Sanders as a candidate, but felt conflicted because they liked his platform better. I told them voting out of their self interest was an awful strategy, and that voting based on policy & candidate was better than voting based on supporter actions, regardless of which candidate they settled on in the end.

When victimhood is ultimate cultural currency, cis-hetero white men are the most marginalized minority.

If you're sufficiently victimized, you might just get a specially decorated Eiffel Tower. Just for you. Don't you feel special now?too soon?

Too soon for you? Nah, pretty much as expected.

I have no idea what's being referenced here.

If you're sufficiently victimized, you might just get a specially decorated Eiffel Tower. Just for you. Don't you feel special now?

too soon?