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#1 Apr 09 2016 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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My man. Dude.

You are the Django Reinhardt of trolls.

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#2 Apr 10 2016 at 12:04 AM Rating: Good
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So I'm watching the Robocop remake, and it's the scene where the doctor shows Murphy just how much of his body they were able to save after the explosion. It's his face, lungs, most of his brain, and his right hand. And all I'm thinking is why'd they waste their time on the hand? It couldn't be because it was the only part that survived, he wasn't wearing gloves when he was exploded. Why not his feet? He had shoes, which would be more protection than his hands had. It's not even part of anything, his entire torso is missing, except for the lungs. No shoulders. No arms. No wrists. And why not his feet? Was there something special about his right hand? It's just his one hand attached to some tubes. What an insurance scam. And the worst part? The worst part that they go to such lengths to save that one hand, and then they leave it unarmored. Like half his face, it's just exposed. No reason at all.
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#3 Apr 10 2016 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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maybe "They made this to honor him"?

But yeah.. Bob Morton wouldn't have stood for that nonsense.
He signed the papers, he's legally dead, they can do with him what they want.

"Lose the arm".

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#4 Apr 10 2016 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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If this site stopped lagging.... I'd even throw in a BLAUPUNKT.


Edited, Apr 10th 2016 11:34am by Kelvyquayo
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#5 Apr 10 2016 at 10:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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So I'm watching the Robocop remake, and it's the scene where the doctor shows Murphy just how much of his body they were able to save after the explosion. It's his face, lungs, most of his brain, and his right hand. And all I'm thinking is why'd they waste their time on the hand?

Did they mention whether they saved his dick or if it's a robot dick now? That could make a difference.
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#6 Apr 10 2016 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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Privatized Science!

brought to by Karl's Jr.


EDIT:

I just realized I replied to the wrong thread, many hours later. Oh well.

Edited, Apr 11th 2016 4:31am by Kuwoobie
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#7 Apr 10 2016 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Did they mention whether they saved his dick or if it's a robot dick now? That could make a difference.
Well, that whole section is completely missing, so if they did save his wang it's probably in a compartment somewhere off screen, stored for future use. Kind of a Love Attachment DLC.
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#8 Apr 11 2016 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
My man. Dude.

You are the Django Reinhardt of trolls.

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Amazing that he can type so much with two useless fingers.
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#9 Apr 12 2016 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Kelvyquayo wrote:
My man. Dude.

You are the Django Reinhardt of trolls.

Bravissimo

Amazing that he can type so much with two useless fingers.



Well.. I didn't say he was this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0e39r436hQ&nohtml5=False
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#10 Aug 23 2016 at 5:35 AM Rating: Default
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
My man. Dude.

You are the Django Reinhardt of trolls.

Bravissimo


So anyone who disagrees with anything is a conservative troll.

Versus your liberal outrage at bombing weddings, Saudi bombs of weddings, your US bombing of weddings, your US bombing of funerals, your US bombing of first-responders, all war crimes carried out by President Barack Obama.

You are a liberal warmongering troll. The Mark Rothko of liberal apologists. You are.

No muchas gracias, ****. Oh---- different language! Snap!

Молодец

Edited, Aug 23rd 2016 7:37am by Palpitus1
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#11 Aug 23 2016 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Five months from now when Kelvy drops in, he's gonna feel SO BURNED.

This thread will probably still be on Page 1
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#12 Aug 23 2016 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Pancakes.
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#13 Aug 23 2016 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Pancakes.
Smiley: drool
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#14 Aug 23 2016 at 9:19 AM Rating: Default
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Pancakes.


Warhol is so suck. So is Duchamp, except he was teasing. And now some ******* take a photo of a store for $9 million, and some ******* does some thing I can't even recall.

BALLS $100 million, just the word "BALLLS". Why not?

Modern art is ****. Duchamp laughed at it, Surrealists such as Dali and Magritte, and traditionalists such as O'Keefe and Franzetta and even Rockwell fought against, but in the eyes of the stupid, $56 million or so now there is only old Rembrandt, or old hack Picasso or new Damien Hircsh or whatever that *******'s name is with his bulbous! Oh, sorry, it's Jeff Koons?

Cheap better things: Remington sculptures; any and all landscapes by Frederic Church or John Singer Sargent. Or not. **** Modern art.

Not that all is bad, nice Chicago sculpture.
#15 Aug 23 2016 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Pancakes.
Smiley: drool
That looks like a resounding endorsement for a pancake lunch today.
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#16 Aug 23 2016 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Pancakes.
Smiley: drool
That looks like a resounding endorsement for a pancake lunch today.
Second breakfast first, lunch later.
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#17 Sep 12 2016 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Palpitus1 wrote:

So anyone who disagrees with anything is a conservative troll.


Well.. no.. I didn't mention anything about anyone that disagrees with anything but rather the quality of delivered information in a trollesque capacity. In this instance I am not associating anything positive or negative qualities on content of said trolling (as you'll observe) therefore any type of connotation to the contrary is either based on deception, delusion, or irony.. maybe some form of all three.
To be a troll one only needs to attempt to consistently deliver information where it is either not welcomed or else the conflict caused by the information IS actually welcomed.. ergo Gbaji, here is a welcomed troll... perhaps more of a Gnome..
So this "troll" of mine was actually a compliment based on the trollers ability to transmit such a large quantity of information in such a consistent way while still maintaining trollness and yet STILL is as big a part of the balance of the =4 universal algorithm as north makes south.

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Versus your liberal outrage at bombing weddings, Saudi bombs of weddings, your US bombing of weddings, your US bombing of funerals, your US bombing of first-responders, all war crimes carried out by President Barack Obama.

You are a liberal warmongering troll. The Mark Rothko of liberal apologists. You are.

No muchas gracias, ****. Oh---- different language! Snap!

Молодец


Calm down there, sport.
Is it a good way to express outrage at these things by trolling liberals on message boards?



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Five months from now when Kelvy drops in, he's gonna feel SO BURNED.

This thread will probably still be on Page 1


It was Smiley: grin and I did Smiley: frown



I have nothing to say about pancakes.
Or robocop.


I did just beat FF1 and FF2 on my phone.. playing FF3 now.. it's remade like 7.. it's weird..
Also.. Kerbals...





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#18 Sep 12 2016 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
ergo Gbaji, here is a welcomed troll... perhaps more of a Gnome..
I Smiley: lol'd.
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