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#1 Dec 22 2016 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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...that if it exists, there is porn of it. This is known as rule 34. Because of this, on someone's 34th birthday, it is internet tradition to shower them with lewds.

But that would violate the will of the ad-server overlords. So give me cake instead. I will also accept tasteful cheesecake.
#2 Dec 22 2016 at 9:31 AM Rating: Good
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But what you truly want is beefcake, amirite? Smiley: tongue

Happy 34th circumnavigation!
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#3 Dec 22 2016 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Happy birthday! Playing a round of DepressionQuest in your honor.
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#4 Dec 22 2016 at 11:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on being not dead still; maybe your cake be filled with something lewd.

If not I'm sure you'll find a way to make it happen anyway, be creative. People like creativity.
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#5 Dec 22 2016 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
But what you truly want is beefcake, amirite? Smiley: tongue
The batter never rises properly with beef. Cheese sets properly every time.
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Happy birthday! Playing a round of DepressionQuest in your honor.
Your devotion being such that you'd inflict misery upon yourself in my honor is all the gift I need.
someproteinguy wrote:
maybe your cake be filled with something lewd.
It was filled with nothing. My coworker bought me a "fruit filled tres leches cake" that had no fruit filling. IT was still amazing(I just ate a quarter of it), but no fruit.

Maybe I'll get some strawberries or some kind of melon to eat with the rest of it over the weekend.
#6 Dec 22 2016 at 1:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Teh n00dz are behind the cake.

Deliz Cumpleanos, Poldaran!! Smiley: yippee
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#7 Dec 22 2016 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy thing to the whatever.

GFY.
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#8 Dec 22 2016 at 8:57 PM Rating: Good
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Happy birthday.
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I will also accept tasteful cheesecake.

This is a position I can get behind.
#9 Dec 23 2016 at 9:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yesterday I wasn't feeling like talking or posting, so Belated Happy Birthday!

Pus I'm now closer to 3k posts
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#10 Dec 23 2016 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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I'll be able to post lewd things once the last of the forum guardians have been dealt with. Happy birthday, nonetheless.
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#11 Dec 23 2016 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yesterday I wasn't feeling like talking or posting, so Belated Happy Birthday!

Pus I'm now closer to 3k posts
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#12 Dec 23 2016 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
maybe your cake be filled with something lewd.
It was filled with nothing. My coworker bought me a "fruit filled tres leches cake" that had no fruit filling.
Should have filled it with something lewd then. Smiley: nod Smiley: schooled

Sounds delicious though. Am envy.
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#13 Dec 23 2016 at 1:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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someproteinguy wrote:
Sounds delicious though. Am envy.
I bought blueberries for it. After my horrible lunch of spray cheese, triscuits and pepperoni settles, I'm gonna have another piece.
#14 Dec 23 2016 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yesterday I wasn't feeling like talking or posting, so Belated Happy Birthday!

Pus I'm now closer to 3k posts
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#15 Jan 02 2017 at 9:48 AM Rating: Good
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Even more belated Happy Birthday.
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