WILD SPECULATION #408:
Bard will no longer have to carry multiple instruments with the introduction of a magical music making machine called "A Synthesizer".
That's right! And with just 30 low payments of $44.99 you can have it all! You can play all your favorite Billy Joel and Rod Stewart hits and lull your party to sleep with a techno beat!
WILD SPECULATION #6,094:
When you die, you become an Undead Blood Sucking Creature of the Night and the only way to be raised again is if your party finds you resting in your crypt during the day and rams a stake through your heart...but wait that's not all...then they have to cut off your head and shove garlic into your mouth all the while riding a black horse backwards and dancing the Macarena!
After successfully completing that task, you can be Raised with a minor 99% Experience Points deduction.
WILD SPECULATION #BLUE:
The more clothes you put on, the more naked your character becomes!
BRD/BST will allow you to use pets as roadies.
Instead of carrying pots, Courier Carrie will now have 3 speakers on her back for the next time your character decides to belt out some "Sweet Child O'Mine" for an attack boost, or, if a quick sleepga is needed, anything by Coldplay.
Likibiki ~ 75 WHM ~ 75 SAM ~ 75 THF ~ 75 SMN ~ 74 NIN Pandemonium Server, FFXI. Retired. Gone but not forgotten.
Cailey ~ 90 DNC ~ 90 RDM ~ 90 BLM Asura Server, FFXI. Adventurer Extraordinaire.