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#52 Jun 17 2009 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Female armor will be invisible/see-through.






No? Awww...


I can gurantee it'll be twice as revealing as male armor and still offer the same amount of protection though...



Edited, Jun 17th 2009 1:17pm by Riav
#53 Jun 17 2009 at 9:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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In a startling turn of events, the game will consist entirely of your character storing equipment for moogles and being ridden by chocobos.
#54 Jun 17 2009 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Elvaan Males will not wear armor that is quite ****-erotic.

Okay that's a blatant lie... SE loves to punish us all with elves in subligaria *Burns his eyes out*
#55 Jun 17 2009 at 5:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Japanese Businessman


Being this race allows you to wear a bra even tho you are a male.
Yes it's true a certain percentage of japanese businessmen wear ''men's'' bra's.......
the world is ending people..
#56 Dec 05 2009 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Bump.

Since we have no new info we must speculate ourselves!
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#57 Dec 05 2009 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
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WILD SPECULATION #408:

Bard will no longer have to carry multiple instruments with the introduction of a magical music making machine called "A Synthesizer".

That's right! And with just 30 low payments of $44.99 you can have it all! You can play all your favorite Billy Joel and Rod Stewart hits and lull your party to sleep with a techno beat!

WILD SPECULATION #6,094:

When you die, you become an Undead Blood Sucking Creature of the Night and the only way to be raised again is if your party finds you resting in your crypt during the day and rams a stake through your heart...but wait that's not all...then they have to cut off your head and shove garlic into your mouth all the while riding a black horse backwards and dancing the Macarena!

After successfully completing that task, you can be Raised with a minor 99% Experience Points deduction.

WILD SPECULATION #BLUE:

The more clothes you put on, the more naked your character becomes!

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#58 Dec 05 2009 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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CrazyBard wrote:
WILD SPECULATION #408:

Bard will no longer have to carry multiple instruments with the introduction of a magical music making machine called "A Synthesizer".

That's right! And with just 30 low payments of $44.99 you can have it all! You can play all your favorite Billy Joel and Rod Stewart hits and lull your party to sleep with a techno beat!

WILD SPECULATION #6,094:

When you die, you become an Undead Blood Sucking Creature of the Night and the only way to be raised again is if your party finds you resting in your crypt during the day and rams a stake through your heart...but wait that's not all...then they have to cut off your head and shove garlic into your mouth all the while riding a black horse backwards and dancing the Macarena!

After successfully completing that task, you can be Raised with a minor 99% Experience Points deduction.

WILD SPECULATION #BLUE:

The more clothes you put on, the more naked your character becomes!



BRD/BST will allow you to use pets as roadies.

Instead of carrying pots, Courier Carrie will now have 3 speakers on her back for the next time your character decides to belt out some "Sweet Child O'Mine" for an attack boost, or, if a quick sleepga is needed, anything by Coldplay.
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#59 Dec 05 2009 at 7:56 PM Rating: Good
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You will only have to click on ONE button to boot up FFXIV.
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#60 Dec 05 2009 at 10:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Gobbie bags will only require one bee hive chip and allow you to hold 99,9999 items.

Edited, Dec 5th 2009 9:02pm by Ruam
#61 Dec 06 2009 at 5:21 AM Rating: Excellent
We're going to get our own chocobos! It'll just require that you buy a certain item from an NPC in the capital that you take to a ??? in another part of the world at midnight on a cloudy firesday and trade it, which will give you a bowl of choco greens that you then have to take to an opo in a jungle across the continent who will then spawn a NM that you must kill with a 50 man raid to get one item per raid that you then take to the capital city to trade to an NPc for a choco net that you must then use at a ??? in a desert while it's snowing to spawn a choco bandit who you must kill to get a whistle that you then take to another ??? and get an option to summon or not summon a choco, and if you say yes you scare the choco off and have to do the whole thing again and if you say no you have a 50% chance to get a choco that you can summon once every 48 hours, and if the 50% chance is not successful you have to do the whole thing again.

It's a very simple and intuitive process.
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#62 Dec 06 2009 at 11:59 AM Rating: Decent
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WILD SPECULATION #6,094:

When you die, you become an Undead Blood Sucking Creature of the Night and the only way to be raised again is if your party finds you resting in your crypt during the day and rams a stake through your heart...but wait that's not all...then they have to cut off your head and shove garlic into your mouth all the while riding a black horse backwards and dancing the Macarena!

After successfully completing that task, you can be Raised with a minor 99% Experience Points deduction.


now that's just silly.

everyone know you need a cd(in it's box), some incence(and a lighter), a dice with stranges symbols, a bell and a can of beer.
once you have that, it's pretty easy to figure what to do.

Edited, Dec 6th 2009 1:07pm by DarkBiBi
#63 Dec 06 2009 at 12:06 PM Rating: Good
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You will only have to click on ONE button to boot up FFXIV.


Impossible!
#64 Dec 06 2009 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Jubs wrote:
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You will only have to click on ONE button to boot up FFXIV.


Impossible!


Well, it does only pop once every 72 hours.
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#65 Dec 06 2009 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
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AureliusSir wrote:
Allegory wrote:
...swords gunblades...


FTFY ;D


Txndokie wrote:
Gunblade


Not just gunblades... Gunblades with chainsaw bayonetes.
#66 Dec 06 2009 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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I'll play this game.
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#67 Dec 06 2009 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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mezlabor wrote:
FFXIV is going to be so awesome my head will explode from sheer awesomeness.


Does that mean there will be no subscription fees? Cause, y'know.... "There's no charge for awesomeness.... or attractiveness..."
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#68 Dec 06 2009 at 8:06 PM Rating: Good
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Well, it does only pop once every 72 hours.


Not to mention you have to beat all the bots at clicking, when it does.
#69 Dec 07 2009 at 1:59 PM Rating: Good
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The most powerful job in the game will be Bacon Mage.
#70 Dec 07 2009 at 7:15 PM Rating: Default
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Grinding out endless quests alone will be by far the most effective way to skill up your weapons, and thus no one groups unless they are really bored. Many will reach 'endgame' and not know how to change a party to an alliance, let alone find enough members for one.

Also, there will be 'instanced-objective-based-PvP' such as capture the flag and control key locations to rack up resources.


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!!
#71 Dec 07 2009 at 9:14 PM Rating: Default
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Subligard will be the only legg armor in the game.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#72 Dec 07 2009 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Your Person will have to pee and ****. Toilet paper, 1 mill gil for one roll. Start crafting
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#73 Dec 07 2009 at 10:07 PM Rating: Good
Mudkipz mounts.
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#74 Dec 07 2009 at 11:43 PM Rating: Good
Pet jobs will be useful and in high demand for parties when implemented...in our dreams
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#75 Dec 09 2009 at 4:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kraken Club will be included in the game, but only purchasable in the SquareEnix store for 30,000,000 Crysta.
#76 Dec 09 2009 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Chocobo Knight well be a class, and you can armor out your own battle chocobo :)
#77 Dec 09 2009 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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They will include a "How to Guide" on Missions and Quest, so you know how to do them and wheir to go.....


Hurry up buy your TP it droped 500k in gil at the AH...

Edited, Dec 9th 2009 8:49pm by Frebaut
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#78 Dec 09 2009 at 9:28 PM Rating: Good
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Every once in a while, a house moogle will jack stuff from a mogsafe and run away to mexico.
#79 Dec 10 2009 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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There will be consensual *** in the missionary position only for the purpose of reproduction.
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#80 Dec 10 2009 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
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SE actually listened to us and there won't be any Crabs in the game.



There will be Turtles, and they will come in 15 differant colors.

Edited, Dec 10th 2009 8:48pm by Nalamwen
#81 Dec 10 2009 at 7:57 PM Rating: Default
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Summoners will get new avatars!
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#82 Dec 10 2009 at 9:57 PM Rating: Decent
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The rabbit family monsters well still be evil, well link with all monsters, and aggro no matter what.
#83 Dec 11 2009 at 12:53 AM Rating: Decent
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Square won't do half the retarded sh*t they did in XI.











Try saying that with a straight face, it's impossible..



Edited, Dec 11th 2009 2:08am by CupDeNoodles
#84 Dec 11 2009 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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Upon Completing FFXIII, you will, at the end of the credits, appear on a boat sailing towards a new zone, the game will cut out and up comes "FINAL FANTASY XIV" during the time you've been playing the game secretly downloaded and installed the files and you find out your character hit their head and had a dream about whatever the **** happens in XIII.

TL:DR - FFXIII is FFXIV!!!!111!!

You want proof? Well they didn't tell me! But as soon I find out, I'll let you know! *wooooosh*
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