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#1 Jul 16 2009 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Or will they continue to be Ken dolls?

Discuss.
#2 Jul 16 2009 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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You know how the tails are missing? Guess what it was replaced with. ;)
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#3 Jul 16 2009 at 8:39 PM Rating: Good
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lol, didn't an SE dev confirm that Galka are, in fact, male?

Because, their asexual reproduction is actually reincarnation.
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Then where are the white women at?
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#5 Jul 17 2009 at 4:38 AM Rating: Decent
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I would think that even if they were asexual, they'd still need something to urinate with.

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#6 Jul 17 2009 at 4:42 AM Rating: Good
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They could just excrete pee through their skin. Problem solved (?)
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#7 Jul 17 2009 at 6:42 AM Rating: Good
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Biologically Galkas would need an organ to urinate with. You can use the same exit because if you don't bad things happen. Now being that they are "male-ish" one would think that is uhhh...the male "tool". However Galkas could lack the "total package" as there is not need for the "family jewels" as it were. So Galkas could have all the goods, be units, or something no one wants to imagine.

And no you can't pee through you skin. Unless you like massive skin infections. That and it's nasty as ****. Yus this is a fantasy world and can break the biological rules but whatever.



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There are plenty of organisms that excrete through their outer membrane. Just because Galka's are bipedal and look human-esque, doesn't mean they can't pee out their skin!
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#9 Jul 17 2009 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Seeing as they are originally from Altepa, they may not urinate at all. Many creatures living in hot climates do not expel moisture in any way but do shift the waste solids in some odd form or another.

Of course, another explanation can be ITS A COMPUTER GAME.
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#10 Jul 17 2009 at 9:05 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't see why this really matters for a computer game. Its not like one of the requirements is to use the restroom every hour or two so you don't wet yourself during a battle.
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#11 Jul 17 2009 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I would think that even if they were asexual, they'd still need something to urinate with.


Yeah, like a urethra at the end of their nub?
#12 Jul 17 2009 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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I hope so. If they have junk. That means other galkas will also have ginies! Yay female galkas :D

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#13 Jul 17 2009 at 7:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Galkan sausage You can have this.
#14 Jul 17 2009 at 7:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Wikipedia wrote:
In anatomy, the urethra (from Greek οὐρήθρα - ourethra) is a tube which connects the urinary bladder to the outside of the body. The urethra has an excretory function in both sexes to pass urine to the outside, and also a reproductive function in the male, as a passage for *****.


You don't need a donk or a gash to have a urethra. Well, people do... but we're talking Galkas here.

I can't post pictures; otherwise, I'd draw a figure in Microsoft Paint to illuminate everybody.

So instead, I'll paint a mental picture... Think of that Marilyn Manson album where he's poking out his Ken doll nub. Now imagine a hole at the tip of that nub... like the spout of a whale. That's what a Galkan urethra resembles. If Galkas actually existed, we'd just have to update the definition of urethra with "...and nubs."

Then again, maybe they have perpetual diarrhea and just pull double-duty with their cornholes.
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What would they do with all that junk?

All that junk beside that trunk?

Will they get get me drunk?
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#16 Jul 17 2009 at 9:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Inquiring minds want to know.
#18 Jul 18 2009 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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Of course, another explanation can be ITS A COMPUTER GAME.


that made me lol

i always thought galkas where like.....

http://100megsfree4.com/abcsofdbz/gallery/guru.jpg
therefor galkas lay eggs
#19 Jul 18 2009 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV0RL7vK44E

The ladies go crazy for my sugalumps.

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk
Then checkin' out my rump, Then back to my sugalumps

Edit: Fixed link

Edited, Jul 18th 2009 3:38pm by BeastmenLord
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#20 Jul 18 2009 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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Even if Galka had junk, it would seem small in comparison to what goblins are packing.
#21 Jul 18 2009 at 1:17 PM Rating: Decent
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We don't know if they will be "Galka" in this series of FF online games just yet. Remember SE says to think of the avatars as "actors/actresses" and that they will be in a different "character" for FFXIV. Whatever the "races" are, the "Galka-like" characters COULD possibly be male/female in this series. Thing is, there is only a picture of what looks to be a "male" in all the pictures.(boooo, come on SE, release more data! lol)

Either way, I'm looking forward & hoping to see something new, (when it comes to the avatars), i.e a NEW race, female galkas, and male mithras!
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#22 Jul 18 2009 at 2:17 PM Rating: Decent
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I get very angry when my **** is drawn incorrectly.

Anatomically correct FFXI Galkas do not have wangs.

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#23 Jul 18 2009 at 2:25 PM Rating: Good
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We don't know if they will be "Galka" in this series of FF online games just yet. Remember SE says to think of the avatars as "actors/actresses" and that they will be in a different "character" for FFXIV. Whatever the "races" are, the "Galka-like" characters COULD possibly be male/female in this series. Thing is, there is only a picture of what looks to be a "male" in all the pictures.(boooo, come on SE, release more data! lol)

Either way, I'm looking forward & hoping to see something new, (when it comes to the avatars), i.e a NEW race, female galkas, and male mithras!


Yes, there would be no need for threads such as this if we had some new info to actually discuss. We've all milked that release video to death, so pretty much all that is left to talk about with respect to FFXIV is genitalia.

The level of discourse will rise when more info comes out. Until then...
#24 Jul 18 2009 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Galka will receive genitals.

Female genitals.

Where do you think the new "reincarnated" galkas come out of?

Edited, Jul 18th 2009 9:01pm by ihatetaru
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#25 Jul 18 2009 at 7:26 PM Rating: Decent
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[/quote]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV0RL7vK44E

The ladies go crazy for my sugalumps.

I see you girls checkin' out my trunks
I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks
I see you girls lookin' at my junk
Then checkin' out my rump, Then back to my sugalumps


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#26 Jul 20 2009 at 11:04 AM Rating: Default
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Thanks for reminding me the kind of people I'll potentially be sharing this game with.
#27 Jul 20 2009 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
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Even if Galka had junk, it would seem small in comparison to what goblins are packing.


So true!! It's almost pornographic to my poor Taru.
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#28 Jul 20 2009 at 2:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks for reminding me the kind of people I'll potentially be sharing this game with.


This made me lol hard.

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#29 Jul 21 2009 at 11:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Galkas have big ol'****** The developers even said that Galkas were male in every since of the word. I fail to see why them reincarnating is reason enough not to have one of the defining attributes of a male. Also, just because they reincarnate doesn't mean they don't like to have *** for pleasure.

As far as "ken dolls" go, every male character in FF is a ken doll unless modified by the player.

Also, asexual reproduction is not what Galkas do. They reincarnate, a nonsexal act, usually attributed with spirituality. Asexual reproduction is many things including: binary fission, budding, vegetative reproduction, spore formation, fragmentation, parthenogenesis, agamogenesis, apomixis and nucellar embryony. Reincarnation is none of these things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexual_reproduction

As far as a Galkas sexuality goes, you do not need the ability to reproduce (old people, infertility, homosexuality) to be sexually inclined. Sexuality is more than reproduction. Thus, the Galkas lack of reproduction does not eliminate their ability to be sexually and romantically attracted to another individual, and neither does it mean they're incapable of a sexual act as an exercise of intimacy, pleasure, love, and eroticism.

In summary, reincarnation is not enough of a reason to eliminate the existance of the male equipment. Especially in light of developer commentary stating that Galkas are male in every since of the word. Reincarnation does not mean asexual reproduction, and neither does it mean asexuality.

I hope this was informative.


Edited, Jul 21st 2009 2:38pm by Nathanael
#30 Jul 21 2009 at 12:07 PM Rating: Decent
Hey, it's your Sephiroth/Galka slash fic. Galka can have whatever junk you want them to.
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#31 Jul 22 2009 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
30 replies about galka anatomy. Smiley: oyvey


Ok I'm hooked. We know that Galka eat and drink, so they have to expel waste somehow. Its quite possible that they don't urinate though. Being a) a fantasy game and b) a non-human race, there's a practically limitless possibility of biological variation.

Also, we know for a fact from the lore perspective that Galka in FFXI are asexual. They do however have a male social gender. These are two different things.

In FFXIV who knows? Maybe they'll all be sexually female and procreate by kidnapping male Taru for unspeakable acts?

Edited, Jul 22nd 2009 12:54pm by digitalcraft
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#32 Jul 22 2009 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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I could see the next iteration of Galka actually being more akin to Amazonian females. As for Tarus being involved in the procreation, that scene from Alien(s?) where a little creature bursts from Sigourney Weavers abdomen comes to mind... Or the Aqua Teen where they all get filled with spider eggs... Basically, the Tarus get filled with Galka eggs in a cruel, non-consensual manner. The eggs are fertilized beforehand... something to do with tropical plant extracts and a turkey baster.
#33 Jul 22 2009 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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Why cant they just **** out their "pee" like birds do? They still have poopchutes right?
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