I don't care for joke names either. They rarely have any lasting appeal and tend to break the immersion. Plus those names are always the ones I hate calling someone by. People will do it if they please and that's fine, but if I had my druthers they wouldn't.
I've never heard the phrase, "If I had my druthers..." but now I'm thinking "druthers" makes a pretty good last name..
Fiona Druthers, Aberes Druthers, Darby Druthers, Augustine Druthers...
If you can't think of a good second name, pick ANY OLD THING, and even if you hate it at first, write it on a paper and tape it to your monitor, look at it every day. When you get "used" to it, you'll be able to view it with a more objective eye.
Personally I LOVE this system as now me and my friends can all be family! Edited, Jul 26th 2010 8:04pm by Tweezle120