Osarion, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Actually, at the time I quit, I was a step away from being fired for being unfriendly to customers as it was. So that's actually not too far off. I didn't curse or swear or anything, but I did get rather flippant when they asked dumb questions.
- One person asked where our DVDs are, while standing next to a shelf of DVDs, and I said we only sold BetaMax.
- One person asked me where the phones were when I was in the phone aisle stocking shelves with a phone in either hand and I told them to try housewares.
- One person asked me if we sold televisions, with the giant wall of televisions behind them. I told them "No, these are all here so we don't miss football games during our shift".
Yup. I may not have been Cheney, but I was a ****.