So here's how the game works.
First you answer the question the poster above you asks, then you ask a new question. The question must be FFXIV related and asked in a serious manner. The answer must be wrong, It can be either partially or complete wrong, it can be slightly off or borderline absurd, but all answers must be wrong. Have some fun with it.
First question: Why aren't there Chocobos in FFXIV yet?