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#102 Aug 18 2010 at 5:57 PM Rating: Good
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Why did the dodo cross the road?


To become extinct.

Why is Gridania so green?
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#103 Aug 18 2010 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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Why is Gridania so green?


Liberals.

Why do Aetherites restore MP?
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#104 Aug 18 2010 at 6:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why do Aetherites restore MP?


Cuz peopel get high off the fumes. and think they can do magic.

How many days of work should i miss for FFxiv
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#105 Aug 18 2010 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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Why do Aetherites restore MP?


Because there's no RDM's in this version to do it for you.

Why can't I have a pet?
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#106 Aug 18 2010 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
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Because you're a registered zoophile.

What are the 2 hour abilities for all of the classes?
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#107 Aug 18 2010 at 6:42 PM Rating: Good
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What are the 2 hour abilities for all of the classes?

[Eye Candy] is the best; [Pointless] is the worst. There is also [Panty Distraction], but I've heard that's just a miqo'te racial 2-hour.

Are moogles going to be like FFXI or FFXII?
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#108 Aug 18 2010 at 6:49 PM Rating: Good
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WooShoo wrote:
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What are the 2 hour abilities for all of the classes?

[Eye Candy] is the best; [Pointless] is the worst. There is also [Panty Distraction], but I've heard that's just a miqo'te racial 2-hour.

Are moogles going to be like FFXI or FFXII?


Moogles can only be found in the dream world along with Freddie Kreuger.



If a botanist could chuck wood, how much wood could a botanist chuck?



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#109 Aug 18 2010 at 6:53 PM Rating: Good
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If a botanist could chuck wood, how much wood could a botanist chuck?



Norris.

How long does it take to walk from one side of Eorzea to the other?
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#110 Aug 18 2010 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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How long does it take to walk from one side of Eorzea to the other?


Its a hop skip and a jump .. off an airship.

Can you buy your own airship in ffxiv

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#111 Aug 18 2010 at 8:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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Can you buy your own airship in ffxiv


Buy, no, but you can rent one for $5 a month.

Why doesn't SE combine XI and XIV's worlds?
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#112 Aug 18 2010 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
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Can you buy your own airship in ffxiv


Buy, no, but you can rent one for $5 a month.

Why doesn't SE combine XI and XIV's worlds?


Because Allakhazam said not going to happen.

What is the most gil you can acquire?
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#113 Aug 18 2010 at 8:22 PM Rating: Good
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What is the most gil you can acquire?


You don't aquire gil, you craft it.

Why aren't there any rabbits in FF XIV? ( i haven't seen any in the beta yet)
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#114 Aug 18 2010 at 8:27 PM Rating: Good
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You don't aquire gil, you craft it.

Why aren't there any rabbits in FF XIV? ( i haven't seen any in the beta yet)


Too many characters named "Elmer Fudd".

How do I craft a subligar?
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#115 Aug 18 2010 at 8:27 PM Rating: Good
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but a pair of pants and chop off the legs

What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a football?

Edited, Aug 18th 2010 10:28pm by Puppy1
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#116 Aug 18 2010 at 8:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a football?

Edited, Aug 18th 2010 10:28pm by Puppy1


Stewie Griffin


Where are the female roegadyn?
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#117 Aug 18 2010 at 8:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a football?

Edited, Aug 18th 2010 10:28pm by Puppy1


Stewie Griffin


That was spectacular. a Smiley: cookie for you, good sir.


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Where are the female roegadyn?


In the circus.

Where do characters keep their linkpearls?
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#118 Aug 18 2010 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mikhalia the Picky wrote:
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What do you get when you cross a lalafell with a football?

Edited, Aug 18th 2010 10:28pm by Puppy1


Stewie Griffin


That was spectacular. a Smiley: cookie for you, good sir.


Agreed that was a awsome answer :)

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Where do characters keep their linkpearls?


Yhey made them into necklaces to link them all together.

Which is the best city to start a church in?

Edited, Aug 18th 2010 10:48pm by Puppy1
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#119 Aug 18 2010 at 8:48 PM Rating: Good
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Where do characters keep their linkpearls?


On a linkpearl necklace.

How many fish can you catch at a time?
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#120 Aug 18 2010 at 8:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where do characters keep their linkpearls?


In their sack, with the rest of their jewels.


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How many fish can you catch at a time?

Depends on how big the stick of dynamite is.

Why do Malboros have bad breath?

Edited, Aug 18th 2010 8:50pm by Pabe
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Why do Malboros have bad breath?


Too Much "natural fertilizer"

what do you get when you cross a chocobo with a fishing pole?
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#122 Aug 18 2010 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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This.

http://www.mrcrabbie.com/websharks/photos/chicken_attached_to_quick_strap_bait-lg%20copy.jpg

What is the optimal party setup in XIV?
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#123 Aug 18 2010 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
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2 Miqo'te and a 12 pack

If all the pirates live in LL, who will attack the people on boats?
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#124 Aug 18 2010 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Sea Horror. aka that witch lady from little mermaid (i have a 3 year old neice)

Will lalafell punting be a lagitamite sport?
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#125 Aug 18 2010 at 9:51 PM Rating: Good
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2 Miqo'te and a 12 pack

If all the pirates live in LL, who will attack the people on boats?


Jack Sparrows

Where are all the female highlanders?
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#126 Aug 18 2010 at 10:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where are all the female highlanders?


Castle Anthrax

What came first: The chocobo or the omelette?
#127 Aug 18 2010 at 10:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where are all the female highlanders?


Oh they're there. They're just so beastly you can't tell them apart from the men.

Can I absorb elemental damage?

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#128 Aug 18 2010 at 11:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Can I absorb elemental damage?

Yes but only lightning and only by sticking your finger in an outlet.

Can I post goods for sale in some sort of house where they are actioned off to the highest bidder?
#129 Aug 18 2010 at 11:16 PM Rating: Good
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Which is the best city to start a church in?

Edited, Aug 18th 2010 10:48pm by Puppy1


Ul'dah of course, that is where all the rich and gullible people are.

Why do it take a few hits from an axe just to kill a field rat?

Edited, Aug 19th 2010 1:17am by Humster
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#130 Aug 19 2010 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
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Cos they were trained by Allakhazam himself.

Is there anything good in Beta?
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#131 Aug 19 2010 at 12:24 AM Rating: Good
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Is there anything good in Beta?


Yes the grilled hare.

Will a one handed longsword be considered a Greatsword for a Lalafell?
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#132 Aug 19 2010 at 12:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is there anything good in Beta?


When you get to the center of the tootsie pop.

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Miqo'te cause they are Pop Tarts

Why isn't there PVP in FFXIV?

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#133 Aug 19 2010 at 12:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Will a one handed longsword be considered a Greatsword for a Lalafell?


Only if it's bigger than everything else he is packin.

Will the golden subligar give you special stats?
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#134 Aug 19 2010 at 12:47 AM Rating: Good
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Will the golden subligar give you special stats?


Yes it gives you +99 in your Lovemaking stat.

Will there be a mime class?
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#135 Aug 19 2010 at 12:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Will there be a mime class?


If you cry and whine that the game is too hard you will be miming other noobs from other MMO's

Will there be PVP in FFXIV?
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#136 Aug 19 2010 at 1:02 AM Rating: Good
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Will there be PVP in FFXIV?


You won't be able to attack other players, but there will be competitive games like in FFXI, only this will consist of two teams with sticks, a tied up moogle, and a pool full of piranhas.


Why does cooking have durability?
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#137 Aug 19 2010 at 1:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why does cooking have durability?


Teflon pans weren't invented in FFXIV.

Can same *** races get married in FFXIV?
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#138 Aug 19 2010 at 1:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why does cooking have durability?


If there wasn't than my Medium-rare burgers would end up well done all the time.

Can we expect to see player run casinos again?
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#139 Aug 19 2010 at 1:19 AM Rating: Good
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Because the teflon on the pan eventually comes off when you scour it clean every day.

Will there be any inter "species" marriages in FFXIV?
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#140 Aug 19 2010 at 1:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Teflon pans weren't invented in FFXIV.

Can same *** races get married in FFXIV?


We posted similar answers, and asked very similar questions and at exactly the same time - that's creepy.
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Why does cooking have durability?


Teflon pans weren't invented in FFXIV.

Can same *** races get married in FFXIV?


We posted similar answers, and asked very similar questions and at exactly the same time - that's creepy.


lol. Good job? or great minds think alike?
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Why did the keeper of the moon reach for the stars?

A billion billion years ago a group of miqote were sent into exile, on a spacecraft, by their kin the Seekers of the Sun, to the far side of the universe, to a galaxy system in which no Sun exists but a single moon. The Seekers of the Sun continued to worship their Sun while the banished exiles could only gaze upon their beloved Sun from far far away. Their decedents known as the Keepers of the Moon have a habit for reaching out for their beloved star

Where does the all female miqote come from?
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Where does the all female miqote come from?

Some from the sun, some from the moon.

If you toss a Lalafall in the water, does it float?
#144 Aug 19 2010 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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If you toss a Lalafall in the water, does it float?


It flies.

Why can't my computer run FFXIV?
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#145 Aug 19 2010 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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A: Because anything less than an ATI 5970 graphics card is incapable of running the game.

Q: Do I need to have the Onion Helm equipped before I die to get the reduced weakness timer?
#146 Aug 19 2010 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Q: Do I need to have the Onion Helm equipped before I die to get the reduced weakness timer?


You have to pee in it, then say a Prayer to your Guardian


Where will I grow my plants if i don't have a moghouse? Panama?
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Where will I grow my plants if i don't have a moghouse? Panama?


They will give you a Green house to grow them in, you can then sell the plants for gil, new job class Drug dealer.

why does my Pc crash when loading the benchmark?
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#148 Aug 19 2010 at 2:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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why does my Pc crash when loading the benchmark?


It thinks it's a plane.


Why can't I get the Onion Helm and the Garlond Goggles?
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And on the 7th day God created Miqo'te.
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#149 Aug 19 2010 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why can't I get the Onion Helm and the Garlond Goggles?


Onion helm has some Spikes in it to let it stick to your skull after death and the goggles straps would get broken.

why do people want the onion helm?
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#150 Aug 19 2010 at 4:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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why do people want the onion helm?


It gives them int+100

What would you get if you crossed a moogle with a chocobo?
#151 Aug 19 2010 at 6:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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It gives them int+100

What would you get if you crossed a moogle with a chocobo?


A feather duster.

Why doesn't the water in Limsa Lominsa move?
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