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#152 Aug 19 2010 at 6:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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An order of deep fried Chocobo wings and a side order of moogle pompom's.

And the water dosnt move becasue .. well havent you ever heard of hard water?

Why will FFxiv have masks?

Edited, Aug 19th 2010 8:20pm by Puppy1
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#153 Aug 19 2010 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
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Because XIV is a secret Eyes Wide Shut cult.

Which class is going to be deemed the first LOLclass?
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#154 Aug 19 2010 at 7:48 PM Rating: Good
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moogle doombringers

where are mah Cardians?!
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#155 Aug 19 2010 at 7:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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the weavers havent made them yet.

Why should i wear subgliar?
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#156 Aug 19 2010 at 9:14 PM Rating: Good
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YOU should Not wear a subligar, EVER. They dont really exist in FFXIV.

Do moogles wear under garments ?
#157 Aug 19 2010 at 9:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do moogles wear under garments ?


Of course not! You think thats acually a spear mog is using in ff 6?

Do chocobos taste like chiken?

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#158 Aug 19 2010 at 9:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kinda. Chickens taste like chocobos.

Who will get things down from the top shelf for lalfells?

Edited, Aug 19th 2010 11:28pm by MongooseQueen
#159 Aug 19 2010 at 9:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who will get things down from the top shelf for lalfells?


Trampolines will be implemented in a future patch.

Why can't characters remove their underwear?
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#160 Aug 19 2010 at 9:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why can't characters remove their underwear?


Because it embarasses the moogles and when moogles blush their heads explode and who needs that mess.

Will I be able to train my retainer to follow me around like a sketchy bodyguard?
#161 Aug 19 2010 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Will I be able to train my retainer to follow me around like a sketchy bodyguard?


They will be 3 feet behind at all times carrying a ******* sword. They have Dark Knight ability to start with... so yes.

Where can you do your laundy in FFxiv? you have multipel undergarments...
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#162 Aug 19 2010 at 10:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where can you do your laundy in FFxiv? you have multipel undergarments...


There will a man of questionable character in a van down by the river... expect some garments to go missing.

Where will all of the good harvesting points be?
#163 Aug 19 2010 at 11:50 PM Rating: Good
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There will a man of questionable character in a van down by the river... expect some garments to go missing.

Where will all of the good harvesting points be?[quote]


Most of the best ones will be located in undergarments.


What will moogles taste like ?
#164 Aug 20 2010 at 12:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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What will moogles taste like ?


A: Depends on the quailty, above 100 it taste like apple, below 100... you don't want to know.

Q: Why are lalafell so short?
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#165 Aug 20 2010 at 12:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Q: Why are lalafell so short?


A: They didn't get enough hugs as children.

Q: At what rank of botanist do I get the by-the-kilo merchant bonus?
#166 Aug 20 2010 at 5:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Q: At what rank of botanist do I get the by-the-kilo merchant bonus?


They have to build up there street rep first.

Why does teh software for the Beta take so long to download?
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#167 Aug 20 2010 at 6:18 PM Rating: Good
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Because you come home from work at lunch time to set up the download and you get home and it says it timed out. (oh wait that's true, I lose the game, lol)

What did the lalafell say to the moogle riding a chocobo?
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#168 Aug 20 2010 at 6:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hi chocobo knees! I cant see any higher then that!

how do you make a lalafell fly?



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#169 Aug 20 2010 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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Puppy1 wrote:
Hi chocobo knees! I cant see any higher then that!

how do you make a lalafell fly?





Sick a hungry Rogeadyn on him!

Where do you go if you want to take a nap?
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#170 Aug 20 2010 at 8:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Teneleven wrote:

Where do you go if you want to take a nap?


Your mog house thats duct taped to the side of an airship.
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#171 Aug 20 2010 at 8:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Puppy1 wrote:
Teneleven wrote:

Where do you go if you want to take a nap?


Your mog house thats duct taped to the side of an airship.


What's even better than getting a Beta key?
#172 Aug 20 2010 at 8:39 PM Rating: Good
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Puppy1 wrote:
Teneleven wrote:

Where do you go if you want to take a nap?


Your mog house thats duct taped to the side of an airship.


/offtopic haha +1 for getting Duct tape right. You'd be suprised how many people don't lol.
oh god, that reminds me of a joke .... yeah, i'll not post it lol. Though it's pretty **** funny.
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#173 Aug 20 2010 at 8:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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What's even better than getting a Beta key?


Getting a Key to a few chasity belts Rawrrrrr.. unless there one lalafell.. they can keep theres :P
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#174 Aug 21 2010 at 1:34 AM Rating: Good
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You're supposed to ask a question after your answer. -_-


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#175 Aug 21 2010 at 1:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Threx wrote:

WAI IZ MY DOWNLODEZ SO SLO!


Its a user to keyboard interface error.

Whats is a guildleve
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#176 Aug 21 2010 at 2:36 AM Rating: Good
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Why are there only 3 starting cities?
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#177 Aug 21 2010 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why are there only 3 starting cities?

Because the 4th was shut down due to beta testing revolts

Where is my mog house?
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#178 Aug 21 2010 at 9:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Why are there only 3 starting cities?

Because the 4th was shut down due to beta testing revolts

Where is my mog house?


Mog's live in tree's like squirrels. You thought those were birdhouses didn't you?

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Which is the best city to start a church in?


Whichever city Mikhalia is living in. (I couldn't help it.)


What will be the most popular NM in FFXIV?
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