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#1 Aug 19 2010 at 8:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I figure a lot of people are annoyed by the fact that we haven't seen these beta keys and haven't been given an explanation or reason.

So I created a sock account, so that everyone who wants to do so can feel free to rate it down to relieve stress. I wanna see how long before the post is unrated.

Have a nice day.
#2 Aug 19 2010 at 8:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aww, but you're so adorable, I just couldn't help but rate you up. :3
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#3 Aug 19 2010 at 8:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rated you up too you adorable little thing.
#4 Aug 19 2010 at 8:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
#5 Aug 19 2010 at 8:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rate up for an excellent thread! =)
#6 Aug 19 2010 at 8:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hey, this is fun, green arrows for everyone!
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#7 Aug 19 2010 at 8:31 PM Rating: Good
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It figures I make a joke sock for shiggles just so that people can rate it down and it gets rated up.

My luck it's going to end up as Guru or some ****.
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#8 Aug 19 2010 at 8:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mikhalia the Picky wrote:
It figures I make a joke sock for shiggles just so that people can rate it down and it gets rated up.

My luck it's going to end up as Guru or some sh*t.


I rate you down but your sock gets rated up.
#9 Aug 19 2010 at 8:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Guru SquareBetaKeys please allow me to experience the gaming ritual!

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#10 Aug 19 2010 at 8:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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It won't let me rate my own sock down for some reason. Guess it's just an IP block on ratings. If that's the case then that's kinda cool.
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#11 Aug 19 2010 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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(10:35:42 PM) Tyapex: although you could just see if you can get that account from 2 posts to 1000 before we get beta keys
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#12 Aug 19 2010 at 8:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Something is wrong if your sock gets to 1000 before me.
#13 Aug 19 2010 at 8:39 PM Rating: Good
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I love how people keep rating it up. I guess I have to try harder.
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#14 Aug 19 2010 at 8:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not only can you not have an AH, but we're removing retainers!
#15 Aug 19 2010 at 8:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, and not only can you not regain MP, but you will LOSE MP -and- HP while logged in!
#16 Aug 19 2010 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Two week cooldown on all guildleves! Yeah!
#17 Aug 19 2010 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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You will lose XP if a mouse is EVEN PLUGGED IN TO YOUR COMPUTER AT ALL!!!!!
#18 Aug 19 2010 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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(10:41:40 PM) Lamneth: we've delayed the PS3 launch another 6 months, so we can launch it at the same time as the 360 version
#19 Aug 19 2010 at 8:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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SquareEnixBetaKeys wrote:
Not only can you not have an AH, but we're removing retainers!


That sounds awesome! rate up!
Simple transactions aren't needed!
#20 Aug 19 2010 at 8:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Logging out at all will result in permanent character death!
#21 Aug 19 2010 at 8:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, who cares about all that? As long as you're here, I'm completely satisfied. <3
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#22 Aug 19 2010 at 8:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not only are we NOT adding jump, but the space bar will be the "suicide" button. It will be impossible to re-bind this key.
#23 Aug 19 2010 at 8:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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aww hes so cute and sweet :) +1 to all his posts!!
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#24 Aug 19 2010 at 8:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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w34v3r wrote:
Oh, who cares about all that? As long as you're here, I'm completely satisfied. <3


This is unacceptable. We aren't happy until our customers aren't happy.
#25 Aug 19 2010 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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This thread is totally having the opposite of its intended effect.
#26 Aug 19 2010 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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SquareEnixBetaKeys wrote:
This thread is totally having the opposite of its intended effect.


But it soooo cute and adorable :) like a taru.. er lalafell , you jsut wanna punt them but its so cute you just cant brign yourself to do it lol
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#27 Aug 19 2010 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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SquareEnixBetaKeys wrote:
Not only are we NOT adding jump, but the space bar will be the "suicide" button. It will be impossible to re-bind this key.


I am so glad to hear this. Will we also lose experience?
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#28 Aug 19 2010 at 8:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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We are adding "combat fatigue". Your character must now stop fighting for 5 minutes after every fight. We think it's more fun that way.
#29 Aug 19 2010 at 8:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Logging out at all will result in permanent character death!


Will you also IP ban on logouts? I want this game to be hardcore.
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#30 Aug 19 2010 at 8:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Olorinus wrote:
SquareEnixBetaKeys wrote:
Not only are we NOT adding jump, but the space bar will be the "suicide" button. It will be impossible to re-bind this key.


I am so glad to hear this. Will we also lose experience?


Not only will you lose XP, but you will lose one whole level per death. Sorry, "Ranks". FFXIV does not have levels. Furthermore, you can go into negatives. At -10, the game uninstalls itself.

Edited, Aug 19th 2010 10:48pm by SquareEnixBetaKeys
#31 Aug 19 2010 at 8:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Olorinus wrote:
SquareEnixBetaKeys wrote:
Logging out at all will result in permanent character death!


Will you also IP ban on logouts? I want this game to be hardcore.


IP ban? That ****'s for ******* casuals. Not only will we IP ban, we delete your ******* Operating System from your computer.
#32 Aug 19 2010 at 8:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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We are adding "combat fatigue". Your character must now stop fighting for 5 minutes after every fight. We think it's more fun that way.

OMG I looooove how you're helping make the game more realistic, SEBK! You're the best!!!!
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#33 Aug 19 2010 at 8:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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To enhance account security, we require you to enter your one time password with each attack or synthesis/gathering attempt.
#34 Aug 19 2010 at 8:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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IP ban? That sh*t's for @#%^ing casuals. Not only will we IP ban, we delete your @#%^ing Operating System from your computer.



It's vista, so I'm totally happy with this.
*thumbs up* (since I can't rate you up =P)
#35 Aug 19 2010 at 8:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now for post 16, and to see if I get Instaguru lol
#36 Aug 19 2010 at 8:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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IP ban? That sh*t's for @#%^ing casuals. Not only will we IP ban, we delete your @#%^ing Operating System from your computer.



It's vista, so I'm totally happy with this.
*thumbs up* (since I can't rate you up =P)


rated him up for you :)
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#37 Aug 19 2010 at 8:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well it was fun while it lasted. I was hoping to get the account perma-unrated but the mass of rateups it got was equally hilarious, if unexpected.
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#38 Aug 19 2010 at 8:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now for post 16, and to see if I get Instaguru lol


That was very anticlimactic.
#39 Aug 19 2010 at 8:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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rated him up for you :)


Thank you, Puppy! :D
#40 Aug 19 2010 at 8:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's at scholar already lol
#41 Aug 19 2010 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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This may quite possibly be the most epicly failed anti-antitroll trolling attempt.
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#42 Aug 19 2010 at 9:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay new goal, get Miks sock to 1000 before Geffe gets 1000!
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#43 Aug 19 2010 at 9:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay new goal, get Miks sock to 1000 before Geffe gets 1000!


Nah, I never plan to use that sock to post seriously. I care more about 10k than I do about 1k on a sock made as a joke, funny as that would be :P
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#44 Aug 19 2010 at 9:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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lol. Rated it up cause of course everyone wants one. Why would we rate anything down thats called a beta key?
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#45 Aug 19 2010 at 9:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG


NO YOU!! Trolling requires more whining and crying, come on you can do eeettttt!
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#46 Aug 19 2010 at 9:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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My sock can beat up your sock. Wait, I don't have a sock.


Edit: Thank goodness I doubled checked and didn't put C's where those S's are.

Edited, Aug 19th 2010 11:12pm by Geffe
#47 Aug 19 2010 at 9:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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My sock can beat up your sock. Wait, I don't have a sock.


Edit: Thank goodness I doubled checked and didn't put C's where those S's are.

Edited, Aug 19th 2010 11:12pm by Geffe


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#48 Aug 19 2010 at 9:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Come on cry and scream that the beta is soooo bad, but you keep playing. Now turn around and go the other way, scream at all the ppl that keep saying it's just a beta it will get better! lmao
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#49 Aug 19 2010 at 9:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rated up everyone who posted in this epic thread of failed non-fail!
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Is epic fail the new epic win?
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