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Instead of FFXIV Open Beta i'm playing this gameFollow

#1 Sep 01 2010 at 11:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Level 1:
You encounter a "Final Fantasy Beta" icon. Click on it to continue:
Proceed to level 2

Level 2:
You encounter a "Checking Version" Screen:
Flip a coin. Heads ~ Proceed to level 3. Tails ~ Version check failed, return to level 1.

Level 3:
You encounter a white screen.
Roll a six sided die.
1-4 Nothing happens, return to level 1.
5 a Maintenance screen appears, return to level 1
6 a log-in screen appears, you input you info and proceed to level 4.

Level 4:
The game loads and you click play.
Pick a number between 1 and 10.
Number = ??? you proceed to level 5
Anything else,you get a "Lobby Error" and return to level 1.

I can't seem to beat level 4 -_-;
This game is hard.
#2 Sep 01 2010 at 11:29 PM Rating: Good
325 posts
Yea when you find out how to beat it, let all of ZAM know! :)
Name: Z'veagan Brolz
Server: Ultros
Linkshell/FC: Lootwhorindramafest
#3 Sep 01 2010 at 11:29 PM Rating: Good
16 posts
I thought i beat lvl 4 once but it was just my comp being a little slow

#4 Sep 01 2010 at 11:34 PM Rating: Excellent
1,536 posts
Level 4 is by far the hardest, maybe we hit fatigue? :P haha, damnit all i can't wait to play any longa!!!!
#5 Sep 01 2010 at 11:35 PM Rating: Good
80 posts
Ugh, the log-in screen is now giving me nothing but the "Service Unavailable (Busy)" message.
#6 Sep 02 2010 at 8:48 AM Rating: Decent
I'm stuck on level 2 now, when it was working just fine last night... However the options I get seem to clearly be:

1. Version check failed, return to level 1
2. Version check has timed out, return to level 1

With option 3 being that I get past this screen, chance being the floor 1 salvage NM in Bhaflau dropping morri cuffs.
Or so it seems. e.e
#7 Sep 02 2010 at 9:00 AM Rating: Excellent
800 posts
This is better than the "Beta Key Acquisition" game. That one only has 3 levels!

Level 1: Click "Apply for Beta" button. Flip a coin: Heads continue to level 2. Tails: "Server Error" return to level 1.

Level 2: Input Squeenix Unsername and Password. Flip a coin: Heads = server error. Tails = Accounts have been suspended. Proceed to level 3.

Level 3: Connect head to desk. Delevel to Level 1.
#8 Sep 02 2010 at 11:13 AM Rating: Decent
12 posts
Ah, the "Beta Key Acquisition" game. I know it well.

It's a frighteningly impossible game. The sort that makes you want to simply scream curse words and never return to it, but you can't seem to help yourself.

Aren't we all just gluttons for abuse?

Edited, Sep 2nd 2010 1:15pm by Rivinscape

Edited, Sep 2nd 2010 1:16pm by Rivinscape
#9 Sep 02 2010 at 11:35 AM Rating: Decent
18 posts
This made me lol. I can't seem to beat level 4 either.
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