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#1 Sep 02 2010 at 12:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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what do you think they would say?

Error 13001: A small rabbit has infiltrated the headquarters of Square-Enix. After defeating 3 samurai in full relic gear it rushed the sever room and ate all the ram before escaping through a 7th story window. Please try again shortly

Error 51000: Accidental spike flail has occurred in office. Currently recovering. Rival company attempting to steal your account information. Secretary in cat ears kiting. Will reclaim soon.

Error 78888: F@#$ ABSOLUTE VIRTUE! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes i realize i fail, i'm tired of clicking things nonstop. I hope someone has better ones :]

Edit: error 90000 and 3102 added (scroll down) :p

Edited, Aug 19th 2013 11:48am by Azurymber
#2 Sep 02 2010 at 12:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Error 00001 We love to watch you squirm.
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#3 Sep 02 2010 at 12:33 AM Rating: Good
845 posts
ERROR 130001 People say we should learn from our mistakes. F@%k them.
#4 Sep 02 2010 at 12:34 AM Rating: Good
28 posts - Were busy playing the game, don't expect bugs to be fixed until ample nagging * time = 22 Sept
#5 Sep 02 2010 at 12:39 AM Rating: Excellent
409 posts
Error 130001: *ahem* "Go f**k yourselves, we don't really give a ****"

Edited, Sep 2nd 2010 2:39am by SickleSageKiroh
Q: How many SE employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, it's working as intended.
#6 Sep 02 2010 at 12:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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ERROR 131001: We aren't really game developers but psychiatrists studying the affects of MASS INEPTITUDE on a gaming population.
#7 Sep 02 2010 at 12:47 AM Rating: Good
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ERROR 131001: I bet you can't stop trying =D
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#8 Sep 02 2010 at 12:52 AM Rating: Decent
491 posts
ERROR OICU812: Invalid function call to AcceptOpenBetaLicenseAgreement(bScrewYouAll = TRUE) due to the boolean variable bScrewYouAll not being initially defined as global const type.
#9 Sep 02 2010 at 2:02 AM Rating: Decent
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ERROR Code 1337loluMadbro!?: Betchya wish we just Auto-E-mailed the Codes to people with a Square-Enix Account don't you!
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There are many who find a good alibi far more attractive than an achievement. For an achievement does not settle anything permanently. We still have to prove our worth anew each day: we have to prove that we are as good today as we were yesterday. But when we have a valid alibi for not achieving anything we are fixed, so to speak, for life.
#10 Sep 02 2010 at 2:09 AM Rating: Good
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Error 13001, you have exceeded the allotted 13000 minutes to kill Pandemonium Warden.
To endanger the soul endangers all,
when the soul is endangered it must become a Warrior.
#11 Aug 19 2013 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
494 posts
necroing this and adding some new ones (as it seems appropriate)

Error 90000: Atmos has infiltrated our North American offices and is creating distortions in space and time. As such, after you progress in the story, you are transported to the athereal error screen and returned to your previous time. Please seek out a Tardis, DeLorean, Animal Crossing New Leaf Cartridge, or alternate Time Travel device. And for god sakes watch out for voidsent!

Error 3102: We regret to inform you that we are currently dealing with a snurble infestation. After one of our server managers met a strange trader and purchased one of these cute fluffy animals, it seems to have reproduced..... a lot. As the office lacked food, the snurbles began eating the server hardware. If you are unable to log on at the moment, it is possible your character has been devoured by a snurble. We are working around the clock to remedy this! However, due to the large number of accounts affected, we may mail you a snurble and have you remove the data yourself. Latex gloves included!.
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