Okay, this picture shows all the torrent files you will have listed in said folder, you then highlight them all [or the ones your missing] and then open in torrent, once its completed you go to your torrent downloads folder, find the patches and then copy them to the last folder ive listed, this will then tell your updater you have the files, they just need to be installed which it will then do.
Failing that search google with the file name and see if that other guy is right and download them from megaupload etc.
I appreciate the help, bud, and your guide was very helpful, but nothing seemed to work for me. It's all right; I'll just wait for SE to address the issue, and if it isn't addressed... Well, it's just a game, and an obviously buggy one at that. I'll live. I do appreciate your patient guidance, though.
(One thing I found interesting: My update was actually stuck on 08.27.2000, instead of 09.04.2000... Whatever that means.)