I'm tired SE. I haven't had a good night's sleep in ages. You wanna know why? It's because I don't have a bed of my own to sleep in.
Oh, I've tried everything to get my life straight. I got off the booze, stopped smoking the Moku Grass. I went and got myself a profession, I even dtarted doing community service, clearing out dangerous monsters to keep my neigborhood safer and whatnot. Nothing seems to get me closer to owning my own home. I look at the NPCs with their fancy doors to their own homes, and I just feel defeated. My feet and back are aching from having to lug all my worldy possesions everywhere I go. And quite honesty, most of my stuff (me included) is starting to smell a little ripe.
I guess my biggest life's question is..
Where the **** is my house???!!!