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#1 Sep 07 2010 at 10:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm tired SE. I haven't had a good night's sleep in ages. You wanna know why? It's because I don't have a bed of my own to sleep in.
Oh, I've tried everything to get my life straight. I got off the booze, stopped smoking the Moku Grass. I went and got myself a profession, I even dtarted doing community service, clearing out dangerous monsters to keep my neigborhood safer and whatnot. Nothing seems to get me closer to owning my own home. I look at the NPCs with their fancy doors to their own homes, and I just feel defeated. My feet and back are aching from having to lug all my worldy possesions everywhere I go. And quite honesty, most of my stuff (me included) is starting to smell a little ripe.
I guess my biggest life's question is..

Where the **** is my house???!!!

"Don't take it personally man, white knights would eat a can of **** if the label said SE on it. If anyone dared mention that it was not a good product, they'd just argue if someone can't appreciate the subtle nuances in the ****, they should just go back to eating lolrealfood, cuz the devs prolly know more about canning food than they do."
#2 Sep 07 2010 at 10:43 AM Rating: Good
230 posts
LMao this is hilarious. And i agree i want a player house too. Lets hope they have a plan for it
#3 Sep 07 2010 at 10:45 AM Rating: Good
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I concur. Plus it was a pretty funny little story.
thumperbs wrote:
My only complaint thus far is the phasing towards "equal" play. The whining and the nerfing has graduated from particular talent/ability nonsense towards this new complete rewrite on what it means to be "balanced". If anything is going to kill this game its the sad state of people in general wanting things their way and only their way. Keep it up and we'll all be pansies with the same number of petals, thrown in an arena and told to pluck ourselves.
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