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#52 Sep 08 2010 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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I saw a Roegadyn named Sookie Stackhouse...

Edited, Sep 8th 2010 3:44pm by Smellybacon
#53 Sep 08 2010 at 2:00 PM Rating: Decent
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I wanted to make a Lalafel named Brownie McSuckass, but wasn't sure if it would be accepted.
#54 Sep 08 2010 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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I'm giving everyone a break for beta characters. I know I personally spent all fo 5 seconds deciding on a name for the beta (Latch Vonboko, because I played 3 FFXI characters Vawn, Latch and Boko). I think the most annoying one I've see so far is Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don't remember the exact number of w's, but it took up quite a bit of screen space and I remember being surprised SE allows such long names.

I'm surprised there are still Clouds and Sephiroths after FFXI. In that game, if you had a name based off one of those (Seferoth, Cloudx, Cloudffxi, etc) you had quite a bit to prove before people wouldn't just label you a moron and move on.
#55 Sep 08 2010 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Currently, at least in the beta, both given name and surname must be between 3-15 chars, so my guess would be 30 w's, I mean if you are going to set out to annoy, why go halfway?
#56 Sep 08 2010 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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A male Hyur named "Jack Meoff"....
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#57 Sep 08 2010 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Beta Dude (and what I assume is his companion, Beta Chick)
AwesomeMc Awesomer (known for his legendary modesty)
Reely Qute (Miqo'te, and a fun play on words)
Peen Iss (Lalafell)
Randy Savage (also Lalafell)
Barack Obama (dark-skinned least he got the skin tone correct)
I've seen entire bands too, namely Metallica and Led Zepplin.
Saw another dark-skinned Hyur named Blackie Chan. Had a chuckle at that one.
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#58 Sep 08 2010 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Smellybacon wrote:
I saw a Roegadyn named Sookie Stackhouse...

Edited, Sep 8th 2010 3:44pm by Smellybacon

Ha Ha. I am Sookie Stackhouse on Selbina. My husband is Jason Stackhouse, and I have seen an Eric Northman. I am Hyur, though.
#59 Sep 08 2010 at 2:41 PM Rating: Decent
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I saw a roegadyn named Pig Benis.
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#60 Sep 08 2010 at 2:41 PM Rating: Default
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Geffe the Meaningless wrote:
but Wutwut Inthebutt has been the worst name I have seen so far.

Actually thats quite awesome. There is a YouTube video of some guy doing a song called that, it was featured on Tosh.0.
#61 Sep 08 2010 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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Butters from South Park is the OG wutwut kid, everyone else is a biter.
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#62 Sep 08 2010 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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ChellaBella wrote:
Geffe the Meaningless wrote:
but Wutwut Inthebutt has been the worst name I have seen so far.

Actually thats quite awesome. There is a YouTube video of some guy doing a song called that, it was featured on Tosh.0.

Really!? Next you'll try telling me Butters did a spoof off that YouTube video for an episode of South Park.
#63 Sep 08 2010 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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#64 Sep 08 2010 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Lookatthisduck Iamagiraffe
Windows Seven
Auction House
Leve Mealone

are a few of my favorites so far =D
#65 Sep 08 2010 at 4:02 PM Rating: Decent
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If I couldn't have gotten the name I have, I would have tried Seymour Butz. Those are two final fnatasy names though, so maybe those probably would have been blocked like the others.
#66 Sep 08 2010 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm... Probably the worst one I've seen was Antoine Dodson (internet-famous "bedroom intruder song" guy), although it made me smile a bit when I saw it. That's the only one that really sticks out in my mind at the moment.
#67 Sep 08 2010 at 4:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stupidest name I saw was a Rodagyn called 'Buttsucks Buttsucksmore'

Did see a little Lala called 'Pappa Ratzi' which I thought was neat

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#68 Sep 08 2010 at 4:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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In the Alpha I saw someone called "Fishy *****"...oh who am I was me.
#69 Sep 08 2010 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good
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I saw a lala today called Wiki Pedia.

I liked it.

Edited, Sep 8th 2010 6:55pm by Tonkss
#70 Sep 08 2010 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
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The Powerlevel... who then proceeded to spam Gridania with RMT and PL advertisements. =(
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#71 Sep 08 2010 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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Saw some funny ones:

"Server Error" think he has another character "Login Error"... could be related

A lot of people doing food names:

"Pumpernickle Bread" "Strawberry Milk"

Annoyed with people who use ANY olf FF name...

"Cecil Harvey" "Cloud ..." "Sepheroth ..." "Rydia ..."
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#72 Sep 08 2010 at 5:48 PM Rating: Excellent
121 posts
VayMasters wrote:
Malcolm Reynolds

Do you just not like Firefly or did you miss the reference?
#73 Sep 08 2010 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I play a character named Rick James and my best friend plays a character named Santa Claus.
#74 Sep 08 2010 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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TwistedOwl wrote:
Someone on Besaid has the name Valkurm Emporer...often followed by or around people threatening to "claim" him... I told some of 'em not to bother, the inevitable insect wing isn't worth it....also saw Cactrot Rapido
And one of my favorites, "Not Sure"...good on multiple levels, most importantly the great movie Idiocracy...

There's also a Poisonhand Gnadgad on Gysahl.
#75 Sep 08 2010 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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Awesome McAwesomer and Blackie Chan are awesome.
#76 Sep 08 2010 at 6:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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I saw a hyur named Rigger Nape on melmond sorta only offensive to dyslexics lol

Edited, Sep 8th 2010 8:28pm by Gutler
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#77 Sep 08 2010 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm surprised there aren't more names like "The ______" or "Sir _____". I don't think I've even seen one so far.
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#78 Sep 08 2010 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
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GuardianFaith wrote:


My favorite movie, I almost made her myself. I don't like the spelling Leeloo though, I always thought it was Lilu when I was a kid. After I saw the spelling, I couldn't do it.

Right on! Love that movie...haven't played that character often but I've run into a few "multipass" jokes when I do. Actually the anagram name I was talking about comes from the 5th element as well... Korben Dallas = Blander Kolas

One of the FF reference names I think I should see more often...Cid Barrett...2 cool characters and of course a reference to Pink Floyd, went ahead & got that in case I get tired of being called blander...

#79 Sep 08 2010 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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Bulletproof Negro.....
#80 Sep 08 2010 at 7:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sefi wrote:
I'm surprised there aren't more names like "The ______" or "Sir _____". I don't think I've even seen one so far.

My first character was Sir Archalot, but I deleted him at about level 6.

My all time favorite though was in FFXI. A little taru running around with the name Gigglephart.
#81 Sep 08 2010 at 9:28 PM Rating: Decent
TwistedOwl wrote: of my other characters is a lalafell named Leeloo Dallas

GuardianFaith wrote:

SWEET! SWEET! SWEET! I love that movie too. Anyway, I'm on Wutai and the two best names I've seen were:

Goaway Asians
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ohh and Satan King or something along those lines. haha
#82 Sep 08 2010 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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You're all missing the absolute worst name ever:

Hanna Montana (Mysidia)

Any other name I see, even the female Yukimura Sanada, pales in craptastictude next to Hanna Montana.
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#83 Sep 08 2010 at 10:41 PM Rating: Good
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Mother Danzig
No Name
George Bush
Ron Jeremy
The One
Top Less
Shadow Lord

...and some others...
#84 Sep 08 2010 at 11:01 PM Rating: Good
Bendmeover Anddomehard - Miqo'te
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Mihana Zhralyia - Miqo'te Seeker of the Sun Female - Archer

#85 Sep 08 2010 at 11:07 PM Rating: Default
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Some dude needs to make a female character named Itsa Trap or Itza Trap. ;)

I've seen a lot of characters with names/sirnames of FF characters. A few Strife and Highwind last names. I think I saw someone named Clowd Clowd.

I made a Lalafell named William Cutting: FFXIV_BillTheButcher.jpg

Edited, Sep 9th 2010 1:10am by Tevious
#86 Sep 08 2010 at 11:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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#87 Sep 08 2010 at 11:42 PM Rating: Decent
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There's an Eric Cartman on Selbina.

#88 Sep 09 2010 at 12:31 AM Rating: Good
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my retainer is named Buttsex >.>
#89 Sep 09 2010 at 12:34 AM Rating: Decent
195 posts
On Cornelia tonight at the lvl 10 crystal i saw "Giveme Theshocker"

#90 Sep 09 2010 at 1:42 AM Rating: Decent
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There's a Lalafel on Lindblum called Dixie Normous, i thought that was quite inventive made me chuckle :)
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#91 Sep 09 2010 at 4:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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GuardianFaith wrote:
Kithap wrote:
Lol my ex used to work for Roni Deutch, shes based in the Sacramento area of CA


She's the target of a class action lawsuit now Smiley: lol
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#92 Sep 09 2010 at 5:19 AM Rating: Default
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My in-game name is Carrots McBroccoli.

What do I win?
#93 Sep 09 2010 at 5:20 AM Rating: Default
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My in-game name was Carrots McBroccoli.

What do I win?
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