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#52 Sep 17 2010 at 3:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Man, reading this makes me so bummed I don't own a PC. That being said. . .

1. Be bitter I don't own a PC on the 22nd. . .
2. Not be bitter as I view forums and realize the nightmare that will be the 22nd (even tho secretly I want to be part of it)
3. Be bitter cause everyone is eventually in and having a rad time
4. Not be bitter cause I caved and build my brand spanking new PC
5. Be bitter cause I have to wait "x" amount of hours to play
6. Not be bitter cause "FFXIV OMG I I AM PLAYING"
7. Be bitter cause I just received credit card bill which payed for new comp and game

Edited, Sep 19th 2010 4:28pm by chomama
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#53 Sep 17 2010 at 4:06 AM Rating: Good
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1. Walk into town at 9:00 and collect my copy after dropping daughter off at school.
2. Arrive home at 9:30 with sausage rolls, crisps and orange juice.
3. Install game, wait for updates to install, turn off PC and go to bed.
4. Collect Daughter from school at 15:15
5. Feed, educate further, bathe and entertain said daughter until 19:15.
6. Put daughter to bed at 19:30.
7. Play game until 23:00 and head to bed.

Repeat steps 4 to 7 for the forseeable future.
#54 Sep 17 2010 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good
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FFLink wrote:
Got the day off work, will throw some excuse at the girlfriend and try to keep it up for the next few days so I just game away :D

Day off? I have the week off scheduled. To be fair I don't know if that makes me brilliant or pathetic...
Counting Sheep of Balmung

#55 Sep 17 2010 at 6:20 AM Rating: Default
249 posts

Monday: Check E-mail every 5 minutes for reg code sent out by
Tuesday: Check E-mail for... woot! It is shipping and there is the code! Register and realize SE does not yet accept FF14 registration codes.
Wednesday: 8am: Finally register the code to my existing FFXI account. Add additional code from FF13. Patch the game. Says it takes 56 Minutes. Go shopping. Log in and play. 6pm: Welcome all the US players in game that are slowly showing up.

It's nice to be in Europe :P
#56 Sep 17 2010 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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1) Work all day until 6pm
2) rush home and install / patch
3) Stay up stupidly late playing game


Ketchup chips is a Canada only thing I think. But it's the best flavor in the world! Sometimes you get those really really red chips omg! so good lol.

You can get them in South Africa too :D
#57 Sep 17 2010 at 9:35 AM Rating: Default
1.) Laugh at everyone on release day that took the day-off / week-off or expects to play the game with any sort of stableness or non laggyness.
2.) wait 2-3 days after launch till everything has calmed down and not congested!
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#58 Sep 17 2010 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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Hurray for lists!

1. Wake up around 10 am.
2. roam zam forums, and other websites until 11 am.
3. head to gamestop on my way to work.
4. be ****** off at work because i'm staring at my CE all night.
5. Get off work at ???.
6. install game, patch, update... enter game mode.
7. Eternal Bliss.

#59 Sep 17 2010 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
42 posts
My Release Date Check List is as follows. And before we get to it let me stress just how hard it is. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1. Wake up
2. Bathroom needs (Shower included)
3. Check mail
4. Ensure dog has food then wash hands
5. Food for self
6. Mail
7. ..........Probably do some work (from home ftw)
8. install whenever it gets here
9. Have current book at hand in case of downtime.
10. Smooth Sailing

Its so hard to do all those things its insane. Its like trying to win the lottery. Wake up and hope all goes according to plan.

Sarcasm is wonderful.
#60 Sep 17 2010 at 10:10 AM Rating: Decent
246 posts
1)Uninstall Beta over the weekend.
2)Got the 22nd thru 24th off of work (vacation).
3)Go pick up my pre-order CE from gamestop at 9am.
4)Sign up on SE Members page, register the game, register my Asuran Armguards & Onion Helm codes.
5)Install game, make a nice breakfast while installing.
6)Pull out my character creation notes and get started.
7)Meet up with a buddy for lunch the next day as my only break thru the weekend.
#61 Sep 17 2010 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
2,120 posts
1. Pick up the already paid for game at the nearby Gamestop
2. Stop at the Zaxby's conveniently located in the same parking lot for some hot wings & onion rings...perhaps a "Kickin' Chicken Sandwhich"
3. Begin installation and pig out while looking over the instruction booklet and other goodies. Hopefully not getting too much nuclear sauce on them. Also any code registration, etc.
4. Enjoy the game!

Edited, Sep 17th 2010 12:19pm by TwistedOwl

#62 Sep 17 2010 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
15 posts
1. Buy 3 cases of soda
2. Get all my projects and reading for classes done early. To compensate my missing of classes on Thursday and Friday xD.
3. On Wednesday, go to my morning classes so i don't fail... (maybe, if i can stand it)
4. Run by gamestop with my boyfriend to pick up both of our copies of the collectors edition. (yes, unlike many people on this forum, me and my boyfriend both play... cause we're awesome like that.)
5. Install it during the 3 hour break between classes and possibly not go to the last class of the day cause i like to longingly stare at the slow moving progress bar...
6. Skip all classes till Monday and not leave the apartment.
7. Die happy.

yup :3

(gaming area is already clean and ready to play in since we've been playing the open beta since it started, that's why that's not up there xD )

#63 Sep 17 2010 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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1.) Laugh at everyone on release day that took the day-off / week-off or expects to play the game with any sort of stableness or non laggyness.

Considering I was eventually able to log in and play on the night of OB launch, with less server lag than the next days once everyone else had got their keys... I don't think I'll have much problem with a much less populated CE-only launch. Not to mention I won't have go to though the main bottleneck of OB night which was getting a key issued. Compared to that mess of timeout errors, actually logging in wasn't that hard.

Edited, Sep 17th 2010 12:27pm by RattyBatty
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#64 Sep 17 2010 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
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1) Attempt to have wife/nephew install and update my system first (then push updates down to other two systems... yeah, that ain't gonna happen).
2) Not worry about the game until Thursday after work (considering updates, patches, maintenance, and other mayhem)
3) Apologize to children for the next 5 years of neglect
4) Start playing
5) Realize I am now in my 40s and I have to find what's left of my life and put it back together
#65 Sep 17 2010 at 10:39 AM Rating: Default
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Ap0stle wrote:
1.) Laugh at everyone on release day that took the day-off / week-off or expects to play the game with any sort of stableness or non laggyness.
2.) wait 2-3 days after launch till everything has calmed down and not congested!

People just can't resist the urge to try and be a internet comedian. Problem is it fails 9 times out of ten. Case and point above.
Counting Sheep of Balmung

#66 Sep 17 2010 at 11:46 AM Rating: Decent
Hmph. Am I the only one getting this on midnight release?

I hope my GameStop has a midnight release if not i have countermeasures in place.

1)Break into GameStop night before
2)Leave clues framing Boss for break-in at said GameStop
3)Go Home Install and Enjoy
4)Call in sick whole of next week due to Boss legal troubles
5)Plan World Domination
6)Talk GF into playing with me she didnt seem to into it in beta

#67 Sep 17 2010 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
1,246 posts
I'll probably spend a day making my CD drive accept the game. It will just randomly spit it back out at me about 100 times before it actually takes it.
#68 Sep 17 2010 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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ditx wrote:
I'll probably spend a day making my CD drive accept the game. It will just randomly spit it back out at me about 100 times before it actually takes it.

Order a new one now. They are like $20...

#69 Sep 17 2010 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
378 posts
Less actually... least when i checked... like 10-12.

Retainer: Ferthmart
FFXI: Ferth - Cerbereus Nee Hades Nee Leviathan.
#70Ap0stle, Posted: Sep 17 2010 at 11:33 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The fact that there has never been an MMO that has went from Beta to Retail on launch date perfect and with out a hitch is why there is no real point in taking the day off of release. If you disagree with that this must be your first MMO that you plan on playing on release.
#71 Sep 18 2010 at 12:04 AM Rating: Good
108 posts
1. 1 Bottle of Wild Turkey 101 to be used in later steps
2. 2 2-Liter bottles of Diet Dr. Pepper
3. 1 bag of Crab Chips (it's a Maryland thing...)
4. Install game
5. Begin the "Registration Server is Busy" drinking game
6. Die of alcohol poisoning
7. Complain on forums
8. Begin the "Lobby Server is Busy" drinking game
9. Die of alcohol poisoning again
10. Complain on forums
11. Finally play on the 24th
12. Make "I quit" thread 2 hours later
#72 Sep 18 2010 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
493 posts
They sell ketchup chips in the US too, at least around where I live. Picked some up at walmart once, man you wouldn't think they'd be good but I ate an entire bag that day!

1.) Wake up
2.) Call Gamestop and yell because they never called me saying my game was in
3.) Cry Deeply
4.) Demand a refund
5.) Eat a bagel
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****, I am sure with some tweaking it would run on an iphone.
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#73 Sep 18 2010 at 1:49 AM Rating: Decent
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1. Be waiting at Gamestop by 10am.
2. Speed home, start installing own copy and husband's copy.
3. Update both copies. (Maybe turn off hubby's for awhile so mine finishes faster. Kekeke)
4. Go find those yummy sounding "ketchup chips" while waiting for update.
5. Start playing hopefully the same day.
6. Run wild with the hubbers in game!
#74 Sep 18 2010 at 2:40 AM Rating: Decent
46 posts
1. Give paid receipt to ffxiv obsessed friend.
2. Friend waits at local ebgames until game arrives while I sleep.
3. Get a phonecall from friend and prompt delivery.
4. Install
5. Go to graveyard shift
6. Use remote access from my phone to patch and set up while I work.
7. 7.
#75 Sep 18 2010 at 4:28 AM Rating: Good
292 posts
Ive read all of these, glad im not the only one crazy enough to have a plan set out to make my opening day experience that much better. Smiley: grin

Edited, Sep 18th 2010 6:28am by Zidaga
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#76 Sep 18 2010 at 8:13 PM Rating: Decent
51 posts
Since I am poor and can't upgrade the computer, here is what I plan on doing release day.

1. Wake up and try to find a job so I can upgrade my computer.
2. Since I probably won't find a job, go to the sporting goods store and buy a gun.
3. Walk into the computer shop and hold them at gunpoint in order to get the needed computer.
4. Run and jump in getaway car and drive to a Gamestop store to pick up the game.
5. When it is realized I didn't pre-order the collectors edition, I once again pull out the gun and rob the Gamestop dude at gunpoint taking a collectors edition of FFXIV and Halo Reach for good measure.
6. Jump back into the car and decide to rob a fast food joint for munchies.
7. Go to my special hideaway and put the computer together and install the game.
8. Realizing that the cops have found me, I hole up until the game is installed and updated.
9. Create my char. and fight one fight, then realize that I'm a wanted individual and surrender.
10. Go to jail wishing I had not used the gun to get FFXIV.

#77 Sep 18 2010 at 9:48 PM Rating: Good
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1. pre-launch rearranged the living room to have desk-tv-desk all on one side. Couch on the other.
2. pre-launch ordered 2 copies of CE and paid in full. game>groceries on launch week.
3. put in for vacation using the last 6 days I have for w th fri (weekend off) m tu w
4. stocking tyhe fridge with easy to prepare foods, making a casserole on tues.
5. spending weekend before with mom so as not to feel like a horrible daughter when I don't call for the next week or 5.
6. Wake up at 9. Coffee. get to Gamestop by 10 to purchase.
7. Install and patch and register.
8. ???
9. play!
#78 Sep 18 2010 at 11:24 PM Rating: Decent
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1) take off pants
2) pick up package
3) get a beer from fridge
4) install game
5) get a beer from fridge x (number of minutes it takes to finish installing + download / 3)
6) ********** on completion
7) log in and quickly blindside 10 cats/midgets to my friend list
8) get another beer
9) put pants back on
10) take a shower
11) finish remaining beer
12) play with one's ferret
13) take a nap
14) Unkown.

#79 Sep 19 2010 at 4:04 AM Rating: Good
43 posts
1: Ciggerettes

2: Beer

3: Pick up new gaming PC + Collectors Edition

4: Start my holiday from work

5: MSN status set to DND for the next month :)

Oh and 6: Cancel gym membership :P

Edited, Sep 19th 2010 6:04am by Shujinx
#80 Sep 19 2010 at 4:47 AM Rating: Decent
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1) Go to work

To endanger the soul endangers all,
when the soul is endangered it must become a Warrior.
#81 Sep 19 2010 at 7:25 AM Rating: Decent
221 posts
I'm hopeful for getting the game on Tuesday, as it's been despatched already. If I do, I'll be home from work at 8:30pm-ish, and setting up the accounts then ready for play. Then, it's chinese take out and a bottle of wine, waiting for the servers to go live at 1am Wednesday morning so I can start downloading/getting error messages :D If I don't get it until Wednesday morning though I'm going to race through the housework while I wait for errors/updates and what not to sort themselves out, then my bottle of wine and my chinese :)
Back-up plans incase servers die/are unplayable : warhammer, magic the gathering, and Demons Souls on PS3 (eff me that game is hard)
Then I've got 7 days off work thanks to some clever re-arranging of my shifts (only 3 days of that are holiday!) to sit and rot my brain, turn a horrible unhealthy colour from lack of sun and lose the feeling in my legs from not moving xD
Bastok/Caitsith \m/

All we need now is a little energon, and a lot of luck
#82 Sep 19 2010 at 7:26 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't really have much of a plan for the 22nd except go to Gamestop and pick it up, install, patch etc. But I did decide to take thursday off from work, friday I get out early anyway, then I've got the weekend. I thought about taking monday off instead of thursday, to have a continuous work free 3 and a half day weekend. But taking a thursday off doesn't come off quite as bad as a friday or monday.
#83 Sep 19 2010 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
208 posts
1. Try not to think about FFXIV until I get the call my pre-order is available.
2. Try and keep my expectations low regarding download, install and patch.
3a) Log in and get started!
3b) Its cool, I didn't expect to get started in just one evening.

4. Remind my wife I warned her I'd be lost to the room outside our den for at least a few days at the end of September.
#84 Sep 19 2010 at 9:20 AM Rating: Good
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1. Wake up at 6 AM and go to work.

2. Girlfriend will be home all day waiting for the mail from Amazon.

3. GF installs and patches game for me.

4. Arrive from work at 5 PM and do not inter react with GF unless game is not installed and patched!

5. Not get laid for a week?

6. Success?
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#85 Sep 19 2010 at 11:17 AM Rating: Decent
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Nothing till i find out if I have to borrow a friends credit card to play or use the new payment system.

#86 Sep 19 2010 at 1:30 PM Rating: Decent
544 posts
Gonzi wrote:

5. Not get laid for a week?

6. Success?

That is not a success -- ever.
Counting Sheep of Balmung

#87 Sep 19 2010 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
1- Send email to my mailbox in miami that I expect a package from amazon
2- wait a week to get it delivered to my country
3- play
Don Canguro @ Trabia

#88 Sep 19 2010 at 3:49 PM Rating: Default
588 posts
1. Get up go to work early.
2. Find a way to get {wife} out of the house all day. She hates video games and doesn't know I spent $80.00 on FFXIV.
3. Call FedEx guy so he doesn't deliver until {wife} is gone.
4. Call delivery guy at Best Buy make sure he doesn't arrive at house with my new 55" LED 1080p HDTV with 240Hz refresh that I spent $2500 on while my {wife} is home. (She doesn't know I bought it)
5. Install, patch, play.
6. Enjoy while I can because when {wife} gets home = "**** TO PAY"

Scream {Help Me Out!} so neighbors can hear.

#89 Sep 19 2010 at 4:16 PM Rating: Decent
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1. Drop daughter off at school (8:00 a.m.)
2. Stop at the grocery to stock up on junk noone in his or her right mind would eat
3. Hit Gamestop (10 a.m.)
4. Through the front door and straight to the office to install (10:20 a.m.)
5. Head to ZAM forums to complain about how long the install or registration takes
6. Tab repeatedly between ZAM forums and installation/registration attempts
7. Pace the house, call wife at work, cuss at dog, anything to vent my building frustration
8. Finally finish install/update
9. Begin endless "Registration Server Busy" cycle
10. Scream at wife & kids when they walk in the door because it's obviously all THEIR fault!
11. Repeat ad infinitum while wondering why I arranged a full week off work and out of class...

Edit: Liquor cabinet is full, so I am prepared after all

Edited, Sep 19th 2010 6:17pm by DarkSsoul
#90 Sep 20 2010 at 9:06 AM Rating: Good
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Vackashken wrote:
Gonzi wrote:

5. Not get laid for a week?

6. Success?

That is not a success -- ever.

In prison.
#91 Sep 20 2010 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
544 posts
PageCCCXI wrote:
Vackashken wrote:
Gonzi wrote:

5. Not get laid for a week?

6. Success?

That is not a success -- ever.

In prison.

Took me a couple of seconds to get that. Then I roared with laughter at my desk.

I stand corrected.
Counting Sheep of Balmung

#92 Sep 20 2010 at 10:35 AM Rating: Decent
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i really love these posts. already i like our community of gamers. haha

1.) Wake up go for a run
2.) Shower have breakfast.
3.) Read the morning paper.
4.) Have my cup of coffee.
5.) Write my farewell letters to all my friends and loved ones
6.) Shut off my cell phone.
7.) Then camp gamestop obsessively like i'm an NM i'm waiting for it to spawn.
#93 Sep 20 2010 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
253 posts
1. Call game stop every hour until my game comes in
2. While calling go to store and stock up on massive amounts of caffeine and junk food.
3. Install it stare at the screen for 6+ hours while it updates
4. Log on to SE website to register all my shiny new codes, and get an error
5. Spend the rest of day/night mashing F5 due to SE's inability to plan ahead for anything
6. Write in my new journal, that came with the CE, about how my life sucks
7. Following day finally get threw all the registration
8. Log on to find that there is an emergency maintenance happening and will end at an undisclosed time(aka JP prime time)
9. Write in my journal some more about my teenage angst and cut myself with a razor blade, cause it feels good
10. Throw away all my clothes that aren't black, wear mascara, and listen to nothing but cradle of filth.
11. Worship false idols and sacrifice livestock nightly

Flash forward 2 months

12. Life is returning to normal when I find a dust covered box on the shelf marked FFXIV, interest peaked again
13. Install game and wait 10+ hours while it updates, Eyes start to twitch ever so slightly
14. Register with payment info only to get declined, need some new security feature that my cc doesn't have. Feel a black out coming on
15. Sensing something bad coming, my parents calm me down and let use their cc
16. Finally get into the game only to find out the server maintenance starts in 10 min, everything turns red
17. I RAGE and accidentally kill my family on purpose
18. Get committed to an insane asylum and the only words I speak for the next 5 years is "Land Hooo" in a high pitched lalafell tone.
19. Get a book and movie deal
Fishing 100 Ebisu got
#94 Sep 20 2010 at 11:19 AM Rating: Decent
22 posts
My game day checklist starts a 2 pm on the 21st :)

Step 1. go to doctor and get my new bottle of pain pills so my back won't hurt <----- can' play in pain lol.
Step 2. Buy fresh sack of weed.
Step 3. Sleep as close as possible to 10 am
step 4. Go get CE
Step 5. Hit Sams for a case of red bull on the way home.
Step 6. Install and patch.
Step 7. Play game and go into night phase.

Any questions?

Cytherea Cybele
#95 Sep 21 2010 at 11:44 AM Rating: Default
4 posts
1. 2 4 packs redbull
2. roll a fat joint (its a dutch thing)
3. its actually patching atm :P joint is half gone, jimmy hendrix in the background, doin fine ^^

Pray Conner
#96 Sep 21 2010 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent
56 posts
I have beer in the fridge.

I've installed the game, set up my SE account, added my token key-ring doodad and downloaded the available patches.

Tomorrow I will wake up, log in and create my first char.

The I will glee!
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