*coughs* Okay I'll give it a go...
Oh Miqo'te, Miqo'te
Please show me your stuff!
But not your undies lest you be in the buff~
Dear Elezen, oh Elezen
Stand tall and proud you say!
But this ain't BK so can't have it your way...
Hyur, great Hyur
Highlanders all donned in fur.
But their expressions just say... Uhhh, dur?
Lalafell, you Lalafell
Dance about happily, now isn't that swell?
But I'm onto you, evil ankle-biters from ****!
Roegadyn, I see you Roegadyn
Hulking and powerful you fight without fail.
Yet... ZOMG you're a Galka minus the tail?!
Eorzea shall usher in a golden age anew!
C'mon Collector's Edition, you're long overdue.
Pop in your disc, let the installation begin!
Time to play some FFXIV, this poem is done... Fin.
Edited, Sep 21st 2010 2:30am by SamusKnight
FINAL FANTASY XIV Roleplayer
Sair Gammonari - Hyur Midlander Male - Conjurer (Somewhat retired.)
Mihana Zhralyia - Miqo'te Seeker of the Sun Female - Archer