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#1 Sep 25 2010 at 8:31 PM Rating: Decent
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As I'm sure you've all noticed by now that no matter how much more room for creativity you give people, as FFXIV did when they gave us the chance to choose a first and last name for out character, there will always be people who butcher their names or just can't come up with anything good - however, these people can make for some good entertainment sometimes so share the laugh with us, what crazy, laughable or just downright stupid names have you run into in the game so far?

The one that stands out most for me was one my LS mate actually mentioned; actually I think his exact words were,

"Who the **** names their character Bear ******??!"

Lol, seriously who the **** does that? especially if they're planning on going long in the game, but i heard that couldn't stop laughing. Here's a few more...

Skeet shot
Sandra Bullock
Scat man
Drag queen (lol)
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#2 Sep 25 2010 at 8:39 PM Rating: Default
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i seen a lalafell named "Morning Wood" on selbina

EDIT: i seen a lalafell named "**** you" on selbina as well

Edited, Sep 25th 2010 10:40pm by Ba1dw1n
#3 Sep 25 2010 at 9:16 PM Rating: Good
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I've seen:
Bill Clinton
Chef Boyardee
Tyrone Biggums
Brock Sampson
And a bunch of others
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A Darth Vader wearing an Onion Helm really did make me lol
#5 Sep 25 2010 at 9:40 PM Rating: Decent
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**** You
Soy Sauce
Kit Cat
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#6 Sep 25 2010 at 9:54 PM Rating: Default
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Me
"wesopro theygowow"
my homeboy
"Boutninety nineninjas" - (About ninety nine ninjas does ___ dmg) its awesome haha
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#7 Sep 25 2010 at 9:56 PM Rating: Default
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Names that have made me personally facepalm
Magic Sonic
Luciferian Hellborn
SephMonkey DLuffyroth
#8 Sep 25 2010 at 9:59 PM Rating: Decent
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OneFatAngel wrote:
**** You
Soy Sauce
Kit Cat


"Hey **** You! do you wanna party?"
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#9 Sep 25 2010 at 10:18 PM Rating: Default
MediumOgre wrote:
Names that have made me personally facepalm
Magic Sonic
Luciferian Hellborn
SephMonkey DLuffyroth


Wait, can names now have capitalized letters in them besides the first letter of each name?
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#10 Sep 25 2010 at 10:23 PM Rating: Decent
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oprah winfrey
john marston
itouch people
hanging low
softcore hardware
hardcore software
ipewpew onyou
iammm therapist
Snaaaa Rrrrrf
momdad andson


Unloved Titan on the smallest Dunesfolk! now thats stoopid!

Edited, Sep 26th 2010 12:30am by UnlovedTitan
#11 Sep 25 2010 at 10:25 PM Rating: Default
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Kevin Bacon......oh wait thats me
#12 Sep 25 2010 at 10:46 PM Rating: Default
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Null Pointer

I snickered.
#13 Sep 25 2010 at 11:02 PM Rating: Default
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Worst I have seen was (Offensive) :Digger Nick There's been a few others but that one takes the cake so far.
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OneFatAngel wrote:
**** You
Soy Sauce
Kit Cat

**** You is a jp lalafell, so you now he isnt getting banned lol
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#15 Sep 25 2010 at 11:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
momdad andson

I find that one cute, actually.
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Best I've seen so far is Chuck Vomit.
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#18 Sep 26 2010 at 8:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Amanda Love

Was in beta though.
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Ron Burgundy: (Quote from Anchorman) You are a smelly pirate hooker.

Edited, Sep 26th 2010 12:29pm by Brushy
#20 Sep 26 2010 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
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a Roedaegyn named.... Lalafell Onsteriods

lol
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#21 Sep 26 2010 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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Onion Ring
Booty Call (hubby's retainer of all things...)
Dark Helmet
Tiny Tim
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#22 Sep 26 2010 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
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Saw a Roegadyn character named Heywood Jablome in open beta on Mysidia server. Took a screenshot for fond reminiscing later on.
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#26 Oct 04 2010 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Captian Underpants (Yes it was misspelled)
Nancy Pelosi (Was wearing a witch's hat)
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#27 Oct 04 2010 at 12:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Let's see...in a random sampling on Trabia server:

Omg Zilla
Omg Toast
Booty Slappa
and a few others but those stuck out :)
#28 Oct 04 2010 at 12:18 PM Rating: Decent
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I saw a lalafel named "Upskirt Gotpix" in the OB.
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