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#1 Sep 28 2010 at 6:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dear Square-Enix

I purchased FFXIV expecting the best, fa-
nboy like I am nothing else could have made me happie-
r from it, nothing but ubber in-
game mechanics make this: THE BEST RETAIL EVER!!, so many
conveniences are part of the game that the lack of some retai-
ls comparing to this is seriously offensive, however this coo-
ler system looks next to them like a jo-
y not just for being online, but the UI is so fast that feels airli-
ke, how could you do this!?, now sur-
veys confirm that other MMORPG's are dead,
plus, it just took the bar to the lowest
PC requirements to the date which put FFXIV in the best
possible place, listening to you player-
s is overrated, we know that keeping your own
base is not a sin, if you do
listen to someone, let those be yourselves,
we will give you a pat in the back
anyway since I happily be part of FFXIV
rather than living to comp-
ilate fake issues like others who have
lain about your game.

Sincerely

Ken

P.D. now read it again but skip the odd lines.
P.D.2 couldn't decide between a fan-boyish post and a blind complaint =P

Edit: grammar mistake.

Edited, Sep 29th 2010 12:11am by kenage
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#2 Sep 28 2010 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
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Wow. I recommend following the OP's instructions after the main text FIRST.

It took me a while to bend my brain around it, then I realised what you did.

Headache.
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#3 Sep 28 2010 at 6:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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It was cute, but of all the posts that SE will read, I bet it will be this one, and they will conveniently have forgotten how to read English by the time they hit the instructions at the bottom.

Rate up for the chuckle, though

:p
#4 Sep 28 2010 at 10:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Quote:
It took me a while to bend my brain around it, then I realised what you did.

Headache.


Wait it took you a while to figure out how to read every other line? Then gave you a headache?
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#5 Sep 28 2010 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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ketrel wrote:
Quote:
It took me a while to bend my brain around it, then I realised what you did.

Headache.


Wait it took you a while to figure out how to read every other line? Then gave you a headache?


I read it in sequence and it really Effed with my head. Then I saw the instructions!

Edited, Sep 28th 2010 1:43pm by OneFromSilverLight
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#6 Sep 28 2010 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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awesome...
#7 Sep 28 2010 at 12:56 PM Rating: Default
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kenage wrote:
veys confirm that other MMORPG's are death,


You fail at life for this line. They are death?

Dead.

The word is dead.

Other than that I enjoyed reading it, but am also irritated that someone posted a useless complaint thread out of what was probably utter boredom judging from the context of it.

Edited, Sep 28th 2010 2:56pm by BRizzl3
#8 Sep 28 2010 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
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I see what you did there.
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#9 Sep 28 2010 at 6:13 PM Rating: Good
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BRizzl3 wrote:
kenage wrote:
veys confirm that other MMORPG's are death,


You fail at life for this line. They are death?

Dead.

The word is dead.

Other than that I enjoyed reading it, but am also irritated that someone posted a useless complaint thread out of what was probably utter boredom judging from the context of it.

Edited, Sep 28th 2010 2:56pm by BRizzl3
Fixed it, I'm sorry seems like I still have a long way with English language.

Ken
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