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#1 Oct 06 2010 at 3:20 PM Rating: Good
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Repair all of my gear after I set myself on fire cooking or fall off the cliff fishing (how else is my gear being torn to shreds?)
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#2 Oct 06 2010 at 3:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Not only do you pay SE a monthly fee, but you also get to pay crafters to continue playing
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#3 Oct 06 2010 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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DilemmaLevi wrote:
(how else is my gear being torn to shreds?)
Okay have you even seen how dangerous crafting is? Even weaving you get sparks and explosions flying all over the place! You need a kevlar vest just to make a sweater.
#4 Oct 06 2010 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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How I manage to make a piece of cloth burst into sparks and explode with nothing but a needle I'll never know...
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#5 Oct 06 2010 at 3:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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SickleSageKiroh wrote:
How I manage to make a piece of cloth burst into sparks and explode with nothing but a needle I'll never know...


As a culinarian, I find this result to be remarkably similar to my real world attempts with a frying pan.
#6 Oct 06 2010 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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All part of SE realism campaign. Look on the bright side, atleast you're not getting third degree burns while smelting metal in your underwear.
#7 Oct 06 2010 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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TraumaFox wrote:
SickleSageKiroh wrote:
How I manage to make a piece of cloth burst into sparks and explode with nothing but a needle I'll never know...


As a culinarian, I find this result to be remarkably similar to my real world attempts with a frying pan.


Approximately this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjvQRerJu0g
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#8 Oct 06 2010 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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You've never seen my wife cook. She can set fire to water o.o.
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#9 Oct 06 2010 at 6:16 PM Rating: Good
SickleSageKiroh wrote:
How I manage to make a piece of cloth burst into sparks and explode with nothing but a needle I'll never know...

You are just that good, thats what I tell myself when it happens to me.

as for the OP, made me laugh imagining both situations, thanks.
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#10 Oct 06 2010 at 9:22 PM Rating: Decent
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So what do I do tonight actually cooking dinner?! Spill some hot canola oil on the burner and start a small contained fire on my stove. I immediately thought back to this post and had a good laugh...someone is trying to tell me something.
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#11 Oct 06 2010 at 9:35 PM Rating: Decent
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Which reminds me, I look down and keep wondering how I got a hole this big in the crotch of my jeans. All I've done while wearing them is play ffxiv.
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